Saturday, 9:00 A. M.

Me:

Hey hey hey!!

Nameless:

I thought you weren't talking

to me?

Me:

Why would you think that?.

Nameless:

Cause I angered you.

Me:

When?

Nameless:

You really need a new brain.

Yesterday night!!

Me:

I wasn't angry🤣🤣

I slept, so, I could not reply

Nameless:

Oh fuck! And I was worrying about

this.

Me:

Well, forget bout this.

I have a great news.

Nameless:

What? You're pregnant? 🤣🤣

Me :

Very funny😒

You know Sasha?

Nameless :

Your best friend?

Me :

Yeah. She is getting married!!

Oh my God!! I am so excited.

Nameless :

Isn't she very young?

Me:

She is two years older than me.

Nameless :

Oh I see.

Congratulations.

When is it?

Me:

Next Saturday.

I haven't even met the man!

Nameless :

What? Why?

Me:

She said she'll let me meet him

before marriage.

Nameless :

Oh! Good for you.

Me:

What are your plans, mister?

Nameless:

On marriage?

No! Not at all!

I am too young for that.

Me:

Have you ever dated?

Nameless:

No.

Me:

Then you should take my

advice.

Nameless:

Advice from someone who doesn't

even know what a date is. 🤣😝

Me:

At least I have more experience😏

Nameless :

Experience huh😏😏

Me:

Are you a pervert?

Don't take double meanings!!

Nameless:

😏😏

Me:

Ya!! 😡

Nameless:

😏😏

Change Nameless to Pervert?

Yes / No

Me:

Forget it.

Tell me about yourself

Pervert:

I was about to go to practice.

Me:

So early today?

Pervert:

Yeah, we are about to have an

important event. So, I need to

buff up myself.

Me:

Okay, but take care of yourself.

Pervert:

Worrying about me? 😏

Me:

Pervert :

I wanted to talk more, but I need

to go.

Bye.

Me:

Later homie.

Change Pervert to Homie?

Yes / No