"Pleaseeeee y/n come shopping with me"

"Mina seriously, unless you want to be cremated right now, fucking scram" I yelled and shooed her out of my room

"Geez your such a meanie" she pouted and finally left me alone

"Its time for me to be a productive member of the society" I laughed and fell on my bed again "I will not pollute, thats enough productivity for today"

"You are so fucking lazy"

"Mhm, whats time bomb?"

"Dont call me that idiot, I came to tell you the others left"

"Yeah, and so what?" I yawned

"We have the TV in the common room all for--"

"You dont need to say another word Bakubitch, cmon I havent eaten yet"

"Did you just wake up?"

"Yeah, its not even noon yet. Im surprised myself that im up"

"You make lazy gain another whole fucking meaning" he grumbled

Of course, as the bussiness woman I am, I convinced him to make me breakfast. It was a tough debate, I wont say but as soon as I said Midoriya made me breakfast the other day and it was the best food I have ever had he practically ran to the kitchen. It never even happened, but he doesnt know that

"Lest see if fucking Deku did it better" he scoffed and placed a plate infront of me

"Holy shit this is good"

"Of course its good idiot, I made it"

"So modest" I rolled my eyes before stuffing my face again

"Its better than Dekus" he stated, but clearly glanced at me for recognisation

"I dont know, Midoriya's was really good too..."

"The hell do you mean? My food is way better" he yelled

"Well I guess if you make me dinner too I can be a more fair judge, my tastebuds havent fully awaken yet" I smiled and he just glared at me before opening the console and patting the spot in the couch next to him

"You know im horrible at this, right?"

"Thats for not picking me over Deku shit head"

"Thats for not picking me over Deku" I mocked him and he started yelling

"I cant believe I will waste my whole fucking summer with those idiots"

"Well I think this will be the best summer of my life yet" I smiled

"Why? Because I will be there?" he laughedraised an eyebrow and leaned closer to me

"Noooo, because I wont have to see my father" I laughed and pushed hsi face away with my palm

"Yeah right, admit it popsicle"

"You should stop calling me that, Denki made the weirdest joke ever out of it and its haunting me"

"What did dunce face say to creep you out, not even the prape pervet can do that"

"He saw you eating a popsicle and pointed out the nickname" I laughed as he got red again and started muttering ways to kill the blonde under his breath

"I can make him use his quirk in the water, they will take it as an accident. Maybe shove Deku in there too"

"Still sour about breakfast?" I laughed

"FUCK YOU, YOUR TASTEBUDS ARE ROTTEN"

"I think they are just fine"

"They arent, you cant even fucking see my food is better than the nerds, it obviously is"

"Maybe you damaged them yesterday" I rolled my eyes and put the controller down after I lost once again

Its silent... I just teased Bakugou and its silent. Oh shit, hes gonna blow up anytime now. I hesitantly turned to look at him only to see him looking down with a pout. There goes my heart feeling weird again, I wonder when it will finally fail me so I can leave this world at this point

"Your food was better than Midoriya's, I just wanted you to cook dinner for me" I laughed but he still didnt budge

"Bakugou? You okay dude?" I frowned, leaning down to see his face clearly

"H-Hey, im s-" I started but a cheery voice cut me off

"HEY GUYS WE ARE BACK" Mina, obviously, screamed at the top of her lungs

She marched in the common room, grabbed my hand and dragged me to her room with the other girls following and laughing. Guess I will talk to the pomeranian later

"WE GOT YOU A BIKINI"

"Oh uh, thanks Momo" I smiled

"Why do you think Momo bought it?" Mina frowned

"Didnt see?" I raised an eyebrow

"W-Well, she did but thats not the point! How did you know?"

"Because everyone expect her is broke af" I laughed and opened it, quickly shoving it back in as Mina gave me a smug look

"I told them it was too reavealing"

"Momo may have bought it but you little witch picked it, im sure" I glared at Mina, freezing her feet before she could run away

"Hey, thats not fair. I cant use my quirk here"

"As dear Aizawa sensei says, life isnt fucking fair" I laughed

"Y/n! Seriously, let me go right now, I demand you let me go"

"Whatever, you are way too loud, you know that?" I yawned

"And your sleepy even tho its beraly even noon"

"I suddenly wish you didnt return today, it was so quiet without all your screaming"

"What, did Bakugou say that so he could hear your screaming better?"

"What?"

"She is too innocent, leave her alone" Uraraka laughed and covered my ears

"Pfft, I think I will win, still"

"Win what pink poop?"

"We have a bet on whether you and Bakugou have done it or not" Jirou sighed

"Done wha- Oh...oh..." I cracked up immediately

"Whats so funny?! Its the first time you have slept in your bed for weeks, how can you two not have done it at least once?!"

"Ahahaha, please tell me, who else lost their money on this?"

"Everyone, even the boys. Uraraka, your brother and I are going to be rich now" Jioru laughed

"...You want me to expose you? I mean, both you and Uraraka are pretty obvious, my brother too but do you seriously want me to expose all of you?"

"W-What?" Uraraka stuttered, turning beat red

"I know everything about all of you, who you are crushing on, who do you find hot, everything" I crossed my arms as most of the girls started blushing and cursing me

"Wha- Why are they all cursing y/n?" Midoriya mumbled as he walked by with Kiri, Denki and Shoto

"Lets have a sleepover tonight, girls only and bring a bottle" I laughed before going out to face four idiots trying to listen in

"What was that about?" Denki wiggled his eyebrows

"Oh shut up already, I gotta play matchmaker to get these fools out of my shoes. Seriously, they have no love life and they are interogating me everyday, its disgusting and tell Sero to finally make a move, Mina is the worst" I groaned and before going into my room

"...I have so many questions"

"Wait a minute, she wont be able to figure me out. Y/n who am I crushing on?" Denki yelled throught the door

"FUCKING SHINSOU YOU SIMP, I CAUGHT YOU DROOLING OVER YOUR FOOD YESTERDAY" I yelled, not even bothering to get up

"T-Thats not true"

"She got you, didnt she?" Kiri laughed