|| Morgan

(April 5)

Hi...?

Uh, I think you got the wrong number

Oh it's you

What is it dumbass

Says the guy who doesn't know what inebriated means

What?

Seriously?

OMG YOU'RE GAY...

Damn I knew it!!

Then you're a guy,

Or else your first text would be 'bro, he cheated on me'

Yep, this smartass just found your loophole

You betcha, I'm the narciss-iest out of all narcissists

Jeez never thought a dumbass knew that

You woke me up at 5 am

Hey, do you know VD?

VD, vampire diaries

Eww, you read dork diaries?

Those are for girls like... little girls

I

Jeez no need to go all Bruce Lee on me

Who would wake up at 5 FREAKING AM and not be grumpy

Shut up

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Cute right

I know so cute

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Look at it catching stars

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Oop, the stars vanished because you woke it up : (

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

(ﾉ◕-◕)ﾉ

FEEL THE GUILT BITCH

Oh no, there's a pause

There's a pause

Pauses aren't good

There shouldn't be a pause

Hello?

Did-no you didn't

Did you just call me baby?

Stop

I'm done