《The Wrong April Fools text》S I X
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|| Morgan
(April 6)
Hey! You wouldn't believe what happened today!
Don't call me lady
You know what?
I'm not gonna even fight back
I swear, are you sure you're the guy who bitched about privacy?
Privacy isn't a thing between strangers!
So
Basically today we got our math test result back
'Cause I only have one friend and I've already shoved it in her face
-_-
'Cause you're my only other friend I have so take pity in this soul and listen
LET ME CONTINUE
Anyways... I got my math test back
And I thought I was going to get fail
Math is like a foreign language no one understands
I was like mentally prepared
For god's sake, stop interrupting me and just listen!!!!
So basically turns out my 15 minute study payed of because...
Oh for fuck's sake, you're ruining the tension I'm trying to make
I aced the test like a boss bitch!
That's it?
No 'omg you're so smart?" or "oh your benevolence and intelligence are immeasurable"?
Can't you see this is a TURNING POINT IN HISTORY!!
It's a calling
I swear I could be the next fucking EINSTEIN
Pfft, you better be
With an IQ like you, you should already be thankful you're even talking to the next einstein
yup :)
I'm pretty sure you did everything wrong
Eww
No, never in a million years would I comfort you
Aww, is Mr. pedo's wittle heart huwting? :(
Well, the tables have turned pedo
No, pedo
Sure go ahead PEDO
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Haha- you're actually serious...
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eh, guessed i deserved it
- MORGAN -
"I'm hungry. Do we still have leftovers?"
even it's bad I've already finished the book I just needed to publish the chapters. Yes, I am that diligent ... oke I was bored
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