|| Morgan || Sidney

(April 17)

Hey random stranger that's in my bff's contact

Don't know, don't care

So who are you ?

You can't answer a question with a question

Oh you're fierce

Don't worry stranger, you're talking to the better half in the friendship

Yes

Sidney, Morgan's one and only friend

Despite my amazing personally my social skills are quite lacking

Ooh you guys are already doing nicknames I see

Morg's showering by the way ; )

Better go

Angry Morgan isn't a very nice Morgan

Well... I thought so too before she buttered my floor and shower

and room

my bedroom too

She's always so busy I don't know how in the world did she have time to butter up my place

I may or may not have accidentally shaved half of her hair of when she was asleep

she does give a good fight

I look like a freak'n Pablo Picasso painting with purple and blue all over me

Oh but butter was just

You don't wanna know what happens after butter

Eh, been there, done that

when she got angry at me for finishing all the chips she was so angry I couldn't sleep

I swear I couldn't sleep cause I felt someone staring at me at night

There's a guys in school who has a similar name too

I think it was Nick or something

You got a point

If it makes you fell any better she talks about you a lot

Yup, like you don't know how hard it is to make her stop

One time she wouldn't stop so I gave her the classic 'shut up and kiss me'

What ? No

It's a boy repellent, not like there is any boy who would come near us

Well... not anymore

One time we had to make out in front of them to prove it

Yup- oh shiitake mushroom!!!

Sorry about that

shiit- ake mushroom, shiitake mushroom

She made a pact with her brother to not curse for a month

She's the best

Shit she's getting away

uh, I go to go

Bye

No promises :))))