I feel really betrayed right now.

Who would have thought that Gabriel and Jamison was eating midnight snacks without even inviting us.

I thought I was Gabriel's favorite brother? Apparently not.

Traitor.

In the middle of our heated argument daddy interrupted us and announced that our dinner's getting cold. Daddy looked at me sternly and said precious was hungry already.

Fuck!

I forgot precious is here!

This is all Gabriel's fault!

I turn around and saw precious looking at us clearly confused and she was slightly clutching her stomach.

Damn it. I neglected her already.

I quickly walk towards her and hugged her.

"I am so sorry precious. I can't believe It slipped through my mind that you are here. It will not happen again. Please forgive me." I murmured repeatedly.

"It's alright Grey Grey. I am not that hungry."

Precious body clearly betrayed her because as soon as she denies that she's not that hungry her stomach growled loudly. I swear even my family and the staff heard it.

Precious cutely look at her stomach and reprimand it.

"You Mr. Stomach is bad. I am letting you stay in my body rent free and in exchange what did you do? You embarass me in front of Grey Grey's family! Apologize!"

As if her stomach understands what she's saying, precious stomach growled loudly again.

"Good boy." She praised.

Precious looks up and saw our bewildered but amused expression.

"He said he's sorry." Sunshine translates what her stomach growl meant.

"Are you sure Grey that she's not related to mommy at all?"

Parker suddenly ask.

"I am also thinking the same thing." Daddy butt in.

I shook my head and gently usher my stomach translator guest to our dining area.

Sunshine gasp when she entered the room.

"Oh my gosh! There's so much food on the table!" Sunshine exclaimed.

I look at our table and indeed there's so much food.

Grampa G really made an effort. I spy 2 different types of pasta dish , There's also a platter of fried chicken, beef teriyaki, basket of freshly made garlic bread, meat loaf, tempura, chicken roll, tiger prawns and braised pork.

Sunshine glance at me wide eyed.

"Grey Grey! Do you have another guest?"

I shook my head.

"Then lots of food will be wasted."

"Oh you'll be surprised Sunshine." Sunshine looked at daddy asking him to elaborate what he said.

"In this house Sunshine wasting food is a mortal sin." Daddy explained.

I saw the rest of my family nodding solemnly.

I guide Sunshine to the dining table and let her sit beside me while Ameera sat on Sunshine's other side.

"Sunshine do you want to lead the prayer?" Daddy ask.

Sunshine's eyes brighten and she eagerly nodded.

"Lord, Thank you for all the blessing that you gave us. Thank you for letting me meet the wonderful family of Grey Grey. Thank you for all the food that you provide for us. AMEN!"

We all chorus an Amen and starts to eat.

Sunshine started bouncing on the chair.

"This chair's so soft." She giggle.

"Right? It really also helps if my hemorrhoids acts up." Gabriel over shared.

"Gabriel! The hell?!" I exclaimed.

Gabriel shrug his shoulders. "I am telling the truth big brother! Specially if our food's spicy it's really painful to poop. Right Parky?"

Parker stops whatever he's doing and look at Gabriel.

"Pardon?" He ask.

"I told our big brother that soft cushion helps to relieve the pain of hemorrhoids and pain in pooping after eating spicy food."

Why are we talking about hemorrhoids and for godsakes poop in front of the food?

"Oh yes. That's true."Parker agreed.

"Honey do you want me to check your bumbum?" Mommy hilariously offered Gabriel.

Gabriel shrug his shoulders and shamelessly said. "If you want to mommy."

"Love what the heck?" Daddy shouts.

Mommy pats daddy's shoulder.

"Don't worry Gideon, I can do this. I even know what's a prostate is so I know what I am doing. I am practically a professional." Mommy bragged.

Prostate? I don't even want to know how she knows that word.

Daddy tried to protest but mommy just shush him.

I gave Sunshine small portions of everything so she can taste all the dishes that Grampa G cooked.

I didn't know I was staring at Sunshine fondly until a table napkin was thrown at my head.

I glare at Jamison and he mouth "You're fucking creepy!"

Which made my other siblings giggle.

I scowl at them.

It's not my fault if watching precious eat was mesmerizing.

I point at our dad who's doing the same thing.

All five of us discretely crumple our table napkins and at the same time throw it at dad.

It was funny because all our aim was on point. We all hit his face.

"What the fuck?!" He shouts. Confused on why we suddenly attack him with all our table napkins.

"You're being creepy daddy." Ameera giggled.

"No I am not! I am just anticipating if your mommy wants another serving of food!"

All five of us arched our eyebrows. We perfected this move since we are young.

"Oh please daddy. You're not gonna fool us." Jamison said.

Daddy scowl at us and before he scold us mommy tug his shirt sleeves and said "I need more rice."

"Of course love." He stood up and reach for the bowl of rice. He gave mommy 3 scoops of rice.

"See? If you did not disturb my then I should have known your mom needs more rice before even asking me."

We roll all our eyes at him.

Observation my ass.

"Grey Grey." I immediately look down at Precious.

"Yes Precious?"

"Can you please help me? I don't know how to eat this." She points at the tiger prawns.

"Please hand me your spoon and fork."

She gave me her cutleries and showed her how to remove the outer covering of the shrimp.

I scoop the newly peeled prawn and offered it to her. When she ate it her eyes widen and sparkles.

"More." Sunshine demands.

What my precious wants, she will get.

In the end I think I peeled 25 tiger prawns. For the first time in my life, I forgot to eat because my I am focus on Sunshine.

"He's so fucking whipped brothers. It was so sad, He even forgot to eat."

I switch my gaze to the three idiots in front of me.

"Not even 3 weeks and he's already like that. What can you say Parker Rosen-Hower?" Gabriel said.

Parker lift his spoon and pretends it was a mic.

"You are correct Gabriel. As I can see this a case of L-A-F-S-S. A genetic condition exclusively seen in the Rosen-Hower Family. Greyson was exhibiting all the signs and symptoms and I must say that If left untreated his caveman instincts will get worse. Back to you Gabriel."

Gabriel nodded." Jamison Rosen-Hower's on site to directly witness the effect of this disease in this particular family. Jamison can you hear me?"

Jamison stood up and run towards the side of the staff. He place a hand on his ear pretending he has an earpiece on.

"Yes Gabriel. I am here where the action was taking place. I am here with the head of the family, James Rosen-Hower to give us some juicy details about this disease."

Jamison nearly shove the spoon on daddy's face.

"So sir. When did you contract this particular disease?"

Daddy furrow his eyebrows. He can't even comprehend what was happening.

"It seems that Mr. Rosen-Hower's out of his mind."

"What are you doing?" Mommy ask.

Jamison grin and shove the mic to mommy's face.

"Mrs. Rosen-Hower before meeting your husband what do you think of him?"

"He's scary." Mommy answered nonchalantly.

"What?!" Daddy shouts.

Mommy shrugged her shoulders. "I am not lying. Everyone's afraid of you. Right?"

Mommy roam her eyes to our staff and our staff nodded.

''I mean with a face like that. Everyone will be scared. He's ugly." Oh Jamison's ass gonna get whooped.

"Anyway, after he got hit by this disease, what happened."

Jamison prodded.

"He became the love of my life." Mommy answered simply.

Eeewww.

Jamison nodded seriously and pretends again to touch his nonexistent earpiece.

"It seems like not only the man was affected Gabriel. It shows that also the womans got affected overtime. Back to you Gabriel."

"Thank you Jamison. L-A-F-S-S was a truly terrifying disease. So be careful everyone. This is Gabriel signing off."

The 3 idiots resumes eating their meal as if nothing happened

"What just happened?" Ameera ask. I am also baffled on what was happening.

"Don't ask me." I answered and resume eating my already cold food.

I look down on Sunshine to see her reaction but bless her heart, she's still focused in eating her food.

I am happy she's not yet running out of the house shouting that my family's crazy.

I thought the dinner's finally going well because the 3 idiots are busy devouring the 3 cakes that was serve as a dessert but I am fucking wrong.

"After dinner my babies, I'll check all your bumbums okay?"

Mommy suddenly announced.

I fucking choke on my cake.

My siblings and I tried to protest but mommy's hell bent on checking all our ass for hemorrhoids.

This is all Gabriel's fault.

We look at daddy to help us but he's trying hard to supress his laugh. His face was all red.

"I'll start with you Grey."

In a bad timing Gabriel's bomb unexpectedly explodes and all of us are covered with confettis, glitter and whatever the fuck Gabriel placed inside that fucking mini bomb.

"Yey! Party!" Mommy and Sunshine both shouted.

God save us all.