" 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗵𝗼𝘁 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 "

how's the thing with

lando going??

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

side note: i wanna be on paul

wesley's close friends so bad,

his stories always seem so fun

what about the job

applications?? how are

they going??

awful

have you told leti

you're leaving??

yeah, she saw me applying for

some jobs in my break yesterday

kinda wanna kidnap her and

make her join me at whichever

firm decides to take pity and

hire me

i hate applying for jobs

me too :(((

u know, maybe i should just

stay at clyde solicitors

lando's pissed me off too much

rn anyway to want him back

liar, liar (1997)

what did he say anyway??

you never really told us

well first he puts that stupid

insta post on

that was actually hilarious ngl

but he also accused me of

making up that email jennifer

sent me so that i could have an

excuse to leave him for will 🤢

omg nahhh bc that's actually

so smart from him

no it's not

it's stupid

and not at all true

idk... we didn't see this email...

u have to be taking the piss rn

ofc we're taking the piss!!

we know you wouldn't do that

he also accused will of outing

mine and lando's relationship

to jennifer as well as sending

those pics to that fan account

lando is actually such a smart

cookie... why didn't WE think

of this shit

why are you agreeing with him

bc it would make a wholeee lotta

sense as to why a week into your

private (not at ALL public yet)

relationship, your boss would send

you an email about company image

will wouldn't do that

i wouldn't put it past him

yeeee i wouldn't be so quick to

defend that heartless little bitch

he's not heartless

👁👃🏼👁

👄 yeah ok ... sure

he's a dickhead but he's not

heartless!

i don't think he'd even be smart

enough to do all of this

lola that is so ugly

i suddenly have a new sleep

paralysis demon

👁👃🏼👁

👄 boo bitch

BORK DISGUSTING

back to dickhead william tho,

i dont have a single doubt in my

mind that he's capable of doing

something like this

ask him

i'm not gonna ask him

why not

because.

bc you know we're right

ask him, see what he says

don't let him cloud ur judgement

anymore just bc he's familiar

fine i'll ask him

just wait for my "told u" text

u wait for ours bby xx

why is lola lando's biggest fan pls LMAOO