《Being a Villainess is No Joke》25. You Stink
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I sat on the bench staring out of the window as students started filling the room.
And out of nowhere, I recollected the conversation I had with Ajhussi two weeks ago, making me want to bang my head on the table.
"Your sister."
I was so shocked, I literally choked on my beer, giving the old man a chance to hit my back (the bastard hit so hard I thought my backbone would crack).
"What the fuck did you just say?" I choked out.
"I said your sister took all your books after you died." He repeated slapping his hand a few more times on my back before sliding it down to his side.
I stared at him in horror," All of my books were romance which had smut in it! Oh my God! She can't read those!"
"It won't be that bad." Ajhussi said before smirking, "As long as she doesn't read your yaoi collection."
My face paled.
"Oh my fucking God!!!! She definitely can't read those. It has intense smut in it!"
"Shouldn't you be happy? Your sister is following your footsteps." He mocked me.
"Hell no! I read my first smut when I was fifteen! She is ten for god's sake!" I exclaimed.
"Oh, early education." He said, shrugging.
"Shut up." I said and chugged down another glass.
Calm down Haeun, He would be messing with me for all I know. Let's change the topic.
"Hey..... I still kinda don't understand any of this soul and reincarnation shit." I said, ordering another glass of beer.
"Yeah well, it's complicated." He said, shrugging.
"No, it's nothing I can't understand. It's just that you suck at explaining." I countered
"Oh of course!" He rolled his eyes, "See I'm gonna say whatever I'm allowed to say and will explain to you the best I can. So keep quiet and try to listen. I don't know how much your drunk brain can process."
I nodded and he took a deep breath before explaining.
"You weren't supposed to die yet. And I was supposed to make sure of that but because I'm an 'irresponsible and insensitive prick' you got into an accident. And just before you died, I swapped your soul with Adailia's because her soul was evil and could be sent to hell earlier than her death time while yours wasn't. So basically Adailia's soul in your body dies while your soul in Adailia's body survives." He takes a deep breath, "Do you understand?"
I did.
I scoffed, "What's the point in transferring my soul in Adailia's body when I'm gonna die in her body anyway?" I asked, gulping down my beer. And slowly, I started to see two Ajhussis.
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"Oh no, you won't." He said confidently.
I narrowed my eyes at him, "How are you so sure about that?"
He paused for a second as if thinking about an excuse, "Well because, you have me! I will protect you and make sure you survive these six months without dying." He said.
I scoffed again, "Sorry but I don't trust -"
I blacked out after that and the next day I was on my bed in my room. And guess what.
I didn't have a hangover even though I drank till I passed out!!
A nice use for this good for nothing weak body.
' What is she planning now?'
I snapped out of my thoughts when I heard that.
'Four weeks and still nothing?'
'She even stopped insulting us.'
'I bet she is thinking of a master plan for destruction.'
I scoffed and rolled my eyes.
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"Nah. She is definitely going for the prince." A voice came above all whispers.
I turned to see Olivia snickering as she talked, "She is probably trying to get in Prince's good books so she can be chosen as his fiance when he is announced as the emperor. She wants more power."
Ahh, she is such a dumb minor villainess, even dumber than Adailia.
"Such a leech." She snickered.
Aaaand snap.
"Ahh! It's getting really stinky in here....." I said loudly waving my hand in front of my nose as I looked Olivia right in the eyes, "......from all the garbage you've been spouting."
Gasps could be heard as I stood up.
"Watch your mouth otherwise the next time, I'll dump garbage in it since it's no better than a trash can." I said calmly yet in a threatening way, the tone felt natural, guess cause that's how Adailia usually speaks.
Olivia's reaction was worth it.
I roamed around the corridor, I actually wanted to get some fresh air but I didn't know where to go so I came back a minute before the class started.
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As I was going to the cafeteria by a different route (to outsmart the knights Archdude sent to keep an eye on me) I came face to face with Traashid and Caiden. And you won't believe what he did next.
As soon as his eyes locked with mine, he turned and did a Kabedon on the girl next to him(who just happened to pass by).
I gasped and so did the girl.
"Hello.... beautiful." He said, smirking.
The girl started to blush as she avoided to look at his face.
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Caiden looked kinda composed and when his eyes met mine, he smiled.
This kid is so nice, I just want to adopt him.
"Ahh..how.. are you..uh?" Traashid tried flirting again. And in front of me. And I was angry as my brain screamed, 'You're supposed to flirt with Seanna, you dumbass!'
I glared at the two of them. He wasn't supposed to be a playboy type. He even sucks at flirting.
Something is wrong.
I walked towards Caiden grabbed his arm and walked towards a quiet place.
"Why is Traashid acting like that?" I asked. As it occurred to me a second later. I called Traashid 'Traashid'. Shit. I'm going to get arrested for blasphemy.
"Traashid? Who?" He asked as he thought who the this 'Traashid ' person might be.
Oh, thank God this child is a bit dumb.
"Oh, I meant Prince Raashid." I said.
"Oh." He mumbled before speaking, "Acting like what?"
"Acting like he is trying to piss me off." I said.
"Did it work?"
Oh, so he was trying to piss me off.
"Kind of... But may I ask 'why' he is trying to piss me off?" I questioned and he sighed.
"Well... I told him that you weren't interested in him and he thought he'll... Test you."
"Oh." Was all I could say before a voice came from behind Caiden.
"Hey Caiden! We are going to have to go to the cafeteria alone. Raashid went to the infirmary with some girl who had a bloody nose." The voice, who I suppose belonged to Mari, said.
Caiden bid me goodbye and then he left, leaving me alone with my thoughts.
Traashid is trying to test me. Honestly, that's so childish of him. Whatever. Next time, I won't get pissed at him for flirting with someone other than Seanna. I'll let my ship naturally sail.
The day passed quickly and throughout the day, I felt an intense urge to visit Choco. I visited her more than five times and she was slowly opening up to me.
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"Hi, Choco!" I said as I saw Choco playing with her friends, Hazel(nut) and Coco(nut).
She looked at me as a small smile played on her lips, "Hi Pinky."
She calls me Pinky cause when she asked me my name, I couldn't think of it quick enough. And by a name, I meant a background character name. I couldn't choose between Rose and Lily (which are the best decent background character names I could come up with) so I just said that she could call me whatever she wants. Hence came the name Pinky, because my hair is pink.
But my hair colour isn't pink though.
It's taffy pink.
Hah. It kinda feels nice, knowing all the shades.
"Oh, you're here." Apple (yes her name is Apple) called me.
"Yeah. I really missed Choco." I said as I looked at the kid and smiled. She resembled Eunah so....sooooo much, It felt as if I was looking at my sister.
"She is happy to see you too. Even though she doesn't show it." Apple said.
I smiled but soon frowned. It's weird how Choco doesn't react much. I mean she rarely even smiles and she doesn't talk unless it's necessary.
"Umm...Apple..why is Choco..so..why unresponsive?" I asked.
Apple smiled a sad smile, " Actually Chocolate just got to the orphanage two month ago."
I raised my eyebrows.
"Her mother died two months ago and after that, her father started drinking and abusing her. The guards found her lying in a ditch, badly injured. They arrested her dad, who later disowned her and she was sent to the orphanage. She didn't talk to anyone of us for a month but she is opening up little by little."
I was speechless.
My eyes teared up.
She is just a kid.
How can someone do that to a kid?
I quickly rubbed my eyes to get rid of the tears.
Fortunately as a kid, I never had to go through something like that.
Mom and Dad loved me, though they loved each other more than they loved me. But I didn't mind, cause they got me a book.
A book was the most magical thing that could ever happen to me.
Though I never thought I'd get stuck in one.
I grew up loving books with a passion, mom and dad didn't care as long as I passed.
Then came Eunah, I didn't want her to grow up as I did. Even though our parents loved us, we were never their first priority. And I made sure that Eunah never felt like that.
I tried my best to give her the love she deserved.
Everyone deserves to be loved.
Especially someone as sweet as Choco. Her name itself is sweet.
And I'll do whatever I can to make sure she never feels lonely and has to grow comfortable being alone.
I'll make sure she will never feels the way I felt.
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