Hey there, thanks for checking out my book in the fist place, I really appreciate you and I'm extremely grateful.

But before you begin your journey, I would love you to know a few things.

1. This book ain't for impatient people. Some stuff in here are a tensy bit um..frustrating but you'll get through, that is if you're . I will totally understand if you make a hate comment about a particular character(s), heck I would even do same but like I said, .

2. No comments about me. I know for a fact that no one is perfect, no matter what and it's not our fault so I would be glad if this book is free of nt comments. If you have a hate comment about me you wanna bring out, just shout it out wherever you are and don't pass it by commenting. If you pass out your rude comments, you won't like my reply

3. Characters, events blah blah blah (yeah those stuff) in this book which are similar to real life stuffs, living or dead blah blah blah are purely coincidental. This is because this book was a work of my imagination.

4. This story's plot is a teensy bit confusing and unless you get the internal meaning of this story, you'll just be annoyed. And I would be caring less 😝

5. . this can even be found in the ten commandments of God. Writers work hard and scrape their brains for ideas just to come up with a story of their own and if you steal it without even any effort, it's super duper rude. . Don't post my book on any website, don't copy it in any form because . If you want to write a book, sit your butt down, think and write!😒

6. If ya stop reading or if you're about to stop, don't inform me about it because I wouldn't care. And if you figured out something about me, I'm carefree about trivial stuff.

7.This book is under editing so you're gonna come by a couple of errors so please point 'em out so that I can blot out mistakes from this book. Don't insult the entire book just because you saw one error, two or more believe me -_- I've seen a comment like that and it was rude af.

8. This book a satire. I beg you please, don't let any scene here offend you, if it does or if you allow yourself to be offended, like I said and I'll always say, I DON'T...CARE

When I was writing this book during boring lessons in class (lessons like Math, Science and R.M.E), I didn't have anyone in mind so please I didn't write this to offend anyone..PLEASE...

Okay I think that's it. I can assure you that you will love this book, if you don't, I totally understand because nobody likes everything or dislikes everything so.

YOU MAY CONTINUE.