"Hi mom. Hi dad", I greeted politely.

"Princess.. this is Mr. Harry Kingston and his wife Linda. This is my daughter Isabella Collins", my dad introduced us.

"You look beautiful baby", Mrs.Kingston complimented me.

"Thank you", with a smile I took my seat.

"Meet my son Aaron Kingston", Mr.Kingston introduced the guy.

His emerald green eyes, his sculpted jaw, his sharp nose and his plump lips. He is a Greek god!!

God. He is so good looking!

Stop it Isabella. You are not supposed to drool over him.

I'm not. I'm just admiring the beauty.

After having dinner silently, well my insides are screaming to stop this whatever I'm trying to do wanting me to go home and sleep tight.

Throughout the dinner this Aaron guy is boring a hole in my head with his glare.

Dude! What is your problem?

If you want extra cheese you could ask for. Why pointing your lazer on me when I'm having my date with my cheesy food?

"Baby..you both have a talk", my mom told me making everyone at the table nod at me while Mr. Dude who is sulking for extra cheese started shooting his laser at me.

"Bad move mom", I mumbled to myself while Mr.Dude extended his hand as a gentleman.

That's because his father is shooting his laser at him.

Now I see..it's a manufacturing defect!

When I touched his hand a jolt of electricity passed through me making me to pull my hand back to its place.

He rolled his eyes and walked me following him.

After having enough amount of distance from our parents and me from him I waited for him to speak.

"Ms.Isabella Collins", he called my name making me feel weird.

"Yes?", Why am I answering in a single word?

My brain loaded answers for my question!

"Have you made your decision?", He asked coming straight to the point.

"No?", I said still waiting for answer from my brain.

Useless brain. Always got stuck when I needed it most.

He sighed in relief.

"I don't want to marry you. Now go there and say No, he said straight to my face with his face as hard as stone.

"Rude ass", I said before I could stop.

His face turned red. Well Mr. Dude is a short tempered hot lady.

"Come again?", He asked glaring.

"Dude I called you a Rude ass", I said glaring at him with same intensity.

"Don't dude me. My time is too precious to waste on you. And don't call me names. I'm warning you", he said with his laser still on.

"Girl, I thought you were straight. Any way I'm not the one asked to waste your time on me. If you have guts you should have talked to your father. And I'm warning you too. Don't provoke me unless you want to end up in asylum", I took few steps front smiling sweetly at him flipping my hair.

"You spoiled brat. Stop ranting using that spoiled mouth of yours. I was right. You are the one escaped from asylum last night right?", He smirked folding his hands in chest. But his eyes darkened of anger.

"Hahaha.. yes I'm crazy. See a minutes is enough to make you go crazy too. I have every right to rant you arrogant cocky ass", I wanted to annoy him as hell.

He is getting on my nerves.

He sighed.

I can see his jaw clenching. He can't stand me.

Well that's perfect isn't it?

"I can't stand you for a minute. How the hell I'm gonna live with you forever?", He said pulling his hair out in frustration.

A smile took over me seeing him frustrated.

Evil me.

"I can't stand you either. But if we agree to this we will be free from our parents hands", I shrugged in defeat.

Why am I even here?I'm digging up.my own grave.

"What's your point here?", He asked having hope.

"Dude..I hate you. And I know you hate me too. If we get married we will be on our separate ways. I can guarantee you on that. Our parents problem will be solved too", I explained as my only thought was to make my parents happy.

" How are you so sure about this? Or Is this some evil plan of yours?", He inquired with little suspicious of my action.

"Are you suspecting me?", I asked in disbelief as my temper is going up.

"Dude.. you are unbelievable", saying I started to walk back to my parents to give my answer.

I can't stand him. He is a suspicious arrogant ass.

"Wait", he catched my hand making me turn towards him.

I pulled it back fastly as it did something inside me.

No physical contact Isabella. He is a bad virus for your physical and mental health.

"Okay", he told as confusion clouded me.

"I said I'm aggreing with your deal", he explained further with a smile.

"I'm sorry. Your time is up. You can take the next train", I said smirking.

"What? You", he was ready to kill me.

"Apologize", I told looking at my nails in hand.

"In your dreams", he said glaring at me.

"Then bye", I was about to leave but he caught my hand again.

"Stop touching me. I don't want get infected by some unknown virus", I wiped my hands wanting him to go mad.

"I don't want to touch you either honey. Are you gonna do it or not?", He asked getting irritated.

"Say please", I smiled showing my perfect teeth to him.

He was with the look 'Are you sure you are mentally okay?'.

"Please", he sighed in defeat.

"Stubborn ass", he told and walked away.

After we reached our place our parents looked at us with expectation.

"What's you answer baby?", My mom asked.

"Yes", I said looking at him to make it dramatic.

He smiled while I can see his nerves is about to burst any second.

"I know you will like him. What about you son?", His mom asked him.

"Yes", he said with a tight lipped smile.

"Welcome to hell baby", he whispered in my ears making my ear turn red.

What's is this feeling?

"Well I'm the devil", I whispered back in his ears making him stunned.

We exchanged numbers. I saved him as Arrogant Ass!

While him Stubborn Ass!

"Wish a shark would eat you alive", I mumbled to him with a smile while our parents talking.

"Wish you starve for food for eighty years", he told smiling at me.

"Good bye Mr.Arrogant Ass", I told while mumbling the last part.

"Bye Ms.Stubborn Ass", he waved back.

For some reason I was never bored for the entire night.

Weird right?

When I'm the weirdest girl on earth!!