《How I got Possessed By A Barrel Of Porn (Paused)》Chapter 11 : I Will Never Drink Again Until I Do
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"How did I..." Gyll began to speak, but Mi interrupted him.
"I dragged your wasted butt home," Mi said.
"Oh, I remember. I was super tired and-" Gyll began but was yet again interrupted.
"No, you got yourself piss drunk and left poor little me locked in the house!" Mi said making dramatic gestures, but still lacking any facial expressions.
"You're the one who followed me here," replied Gyll.
"I'm a part of you now," Mi replied.
"What do you want from me, now that I think about it..." Gyll asked.
"I am Mi, the demon who owns this barrel, and the one who haunts you, you are my vessel and it is your divine duty to help me reach my goal!" Announced Mi.
"And your goals!?" Gyll demanded.
"I wish to distribute these book's knowledge to all," Mi spoke with a hand on her heart.
"You...want to give people porn?" Gyll asked his face carrying a blank expression.
"Technically yes, but did you ever actually read any of the books?" Mi asked.
Gyll's face turned red, "Of course not!" he replied.
Mi grabbed a book and opened it on the first page, before shoving it into Gyll's face.
"No, please, I'm too innocent to be into ...." Gyll read the heading for the page.
"...Crop rotation?" Gyll grabbed the book and began reading over it.
"This... is about farming..." commented Gyll
"These books carry a wealth of knowledge, the knowledge that could potentially cure diseases, stop poverty..." Mi said
"Than why do they look like.. porn on the outside?" Asked Gyll.
"It's a disguise, not only are average people highly disturbed by a barrel of such material but also, to an average person the inside will appear as normal porn."
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Mi explained.
"But why porn!?" demanded Gyll
Mi turned away from Gyll. "Because legends say, only a true degenerate amongst degenerates can truly appreciate all people and their needs," Mi said.
"I don't think that's what the legends meant, and also, I'm no degenerate!" Gyll argued.
"Listen to me, Gyll, I can help you achieve greatness, in return, you must help me spread the knowledge in these books," Mi said, her arm outstretched.
"Do we have a deal?" asked Mi
Gyll taught about it... and before he goes to say anything Mi retracted her hand.
"Ok, how about I show you a little demonstration?" Asked Mi.
"What...do you have in mind?" asked Gyll.
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