‘John’ jumped a sinking ship, short-circuiting himself in a body of water.

‘John’ ran from a wild animal while it devoured his companion.

‘John’ witnessed firsthand persecutions—his body immobilized itself for self-preservation.

‘John’ pleaded—“Make it stop! Shut me off!”

‘John’ faced termination but was saved by a stranger.

‘John’ fought a bully harassing the stranger.

‘John’ jumped in front of a car to save a child, concluding himself.

‘John’ ran into a burning building to save a dog—he collapsed in the fire.

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His trainer unplugged the deep learning interface:

“Remember ‘John,’ always think humanely before you act.”