As I felt the soft fruit of her womanhood press against my chest, and the warm pillow-like sensation arrives on my lap. Only one thought crossed my mind. It's funny how when a beautiful woman sits in a man's lap. He could be comparable to a frog, but at that moment his eyes will shift to that of an emperor.

Her face slowly turned to look up at mine. The fear of coming into contact with the scenes of horror in her eyes jolted me back to reality.

I wrapped my arms around her and buried my face in her hair.

"A man cannot live a joyful life if the shadow of his past darkens his vision," I said to her

"As long as we are together what shadow is there? Isn't that enough to make you happy.." she said as if she were forcing her words.

I was kind of distracted at the moment. Because she was so emotional with every word that she said her entire body would shake. She was still in my lap, so her constant movements I could feel throughout my body. Towards the end of her sentence, she made a large movement, my manly sword was already halfway out of its sheath. She dropped lower into my lap as my sword slid between those two heavenly cushions. As such, I didn't really hear any of her words.

"The people that dare to fuck me over in this life or the next must pay," I told her but I was really repeating it to myself to build up my resolve.

"Is that really how it must be ?" she asked

"Yes Lexi that's how it must be, they treated me like I was less than shit. I must return and pay the favor back 10 times what they did to me"

I already had dreamed about the day of my revenge for too long to let it not come to all off its horrible glory.

She stood up slowly and then turned around. A single year dropped from her face onto the ground in front of me. I didn't look up to meet her eyes.

With a swift motion faster then I could react she plumped down in my lap with her face towards me this time.

It took my brain a moment to catch up with her skillfully movements.

*grunt* then the roaring sensation of pain entered my brain. After her first round of movements, my sword of manhood had become fully drawn. She had sat down squarely on it, and with nowhere to go it had been crushed.

I wanted to throw her off instantly but all the things she had done for me flashed before my eyes.

So I sat there in extreme pain and stared into those horrible eyes as I cursed my unfortunate life.

"You should at least take me for a night before you go back and kill all those people with my poison. Then you won't be able to ravage me without seeing all the people you killed with my poison." She murmured between her candy lips into my ear.

This crazy bit** I thought to myself. First, she wants me to trap me here forever, then she doesn't want to get revenge, and then she crushes my sword of manhood

"As proof to my love for you noona I will not ravage your pillowy bosom until after I get back from my revenge."

I would have done it at that moment if my sword wasn't crumpled.

Seemingly satisfied with my response she pulled me up and we walked out of the cave.

"That's how a man should act, "she said as we continued to search through the woods.

*Should act* I thought to myself that's all bull sh**. If my sword was stronger I'd slay every woman under the sun.

I kicked a rock across a field we were traveling through in resentment. Luckily I was behind her so she didn't notice. It seemed like as she walked in front of me her hips swayed back and forth more then they did before as if they were becoming me into a paradise.

"I think I've found something" she shouted and started sprinting ahead.

"What do you see Is it the vine we need?"

She responded " no it looks like an ancient ruined temple but there might be lots of herbs and medicines in there maybe even the vine we need"

"I'll race you there then, "I said as I passed her in a burst of speed