《Joker's way of life》Chapter 1 f**led up world
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*on earth* Jack's house
Times up! Hopefully everyone is prepared and let the change begin. (By the way, what class you get depends on what you have accomplished in your life so far so good luck)
"What the heck? How are we even supposed to know what this class system is about." Jack grumbled as because of this message his 99 streak win in the online poker he had been playing was broken.Jack came home to continue his 'game' as the gambling house closed early due to strikes and hysterical people on the streets.
"What is this class they are talking about? Sounds so dubious... " Before he could continue , a blue table popped up in front of him again.
Oh yah forgot to mention if you want to see your statistics pls think 'status' and if you have any questions just ask 'help' (Thanks Jack almost forgot) ![]()
"Now this is just messed up. I mean i was just playing poker maybe I'm just tired. Anyway, STATUS!"
Name Jack Evergreen Lv 1 exp 0.00% Titles: favoured by fortuna hp 100 mana 100 Class: joker Str 10 Vit 10 Def 10 Agi 10 Sta 10 Dex 10 Int 10 wis 10 Luck 50 (max) Cha 25
"Hm...It seems okay. WAIT there something strange there why is my luck maxxed out!!! And what is this title 'favoured by fortuna'?" Jack exclaimed as he scrutinised his status
Favoured by fortuna: Due to unknown reasons, you have caught the eyes of the god of luck and you have been blessed by her.
+Max luck
+Fortunas dice roll (skill)
"What is this?!? This seems so broken. Haha but it's mine." Jack thought " but whats a skill?Maybe 'Skill table's" Jack thought aloud.
Skill Table Pick a card Lv nil Throw Lv1 Joker's fate (locked)
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Fortunas dice roll Lv nil
Pick a card Lv nil
As the joker, a classic. U pick a card and u receive a random skill, a random stat or a status effect.
Note: this buff or debuff last for 24 hrs
Throw Lv1 (exp 0.00%)
As a joker, one should be able to perform a simple throw and yet sometimes a simple throw can be deadly and lethal.
+1 % accuracy when throwing a ranged weapon
+2% damage upon impact
0.01% to trigger instant death
Fortunas dice roll Lv nil
Fortuna has blessed you with this skill to try to improve your odds of surviving. U may roll a dice, and pick an atribut. The number on the dice multiplies the attribute u picked by the number on the dice
Effect lasts for 2 hours and can be used every 24 hours after skill is used
(For example, if your strength is 10 and you roll a 2 than 10×2=20.
"Yup this system is broken..." I sighed as i read through my skills than suddenly on the dining table, a cryptic circle that looked like a summoning circle appeared. A green ugly looking child appeared on the summoning circle . appeared on the monsters head.
Identify skill Lv 1 learned
"This is fucked up!!! And this is max luck?" I said to myself as i sprinted as far as i could from the green monster.
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