At the Armon village, it was evening, a very beautiful evening. Everything was going smoothly and there was even the beautiful song of the birds; Nothing was wrong even though later on this would define the meaning of the expression ''calm before the storm''.

Inside the kitchen, Norgolin worked quite excited about the fact that he discovered how to accumulate energy. It was like this: one day, the goblin was going to skin a fox, but the cunning animal wasn't dead and he had to kill it ''again''. But when he killed the fox, the strange thing happened; Norgolin felt his Battle Power rise up a little. So actually Battle Power rose as the name suggested, by any type of battle. Although the goblin still wondered why the hell his power didn't increase when he struggled for hours against a damn rabbit at that time. Maybe it was because it would only rise if he killed an opponent that represented danger, as that damn rabbit was a herbivore and didn't have any type of defense other than its teeth. The only thing left was the Mana but he decided to focus on training the Battle Power to be more efficient without spending unnecessary time.

This was the first time Norgolin had done the job so skillfully and there was nothing else to do that he had been given a day off. He chose to go out and hunt some easy-to-kill animals and raise his Battle Power.

When the goblin reached the part where the foxes normally appeared and made their lair, strangely there wasn't even a single fox there. Instead, a few tens of meters away he saw a campfire.'' A campfire appearing here? out of thin air?'' The goblin wondered '' I could accept the risk and investigate carefully or just go away. But if I go away, I'll miss the precious chance to raise my Battle Power. Fuck it, I never received a day off and today isn't the day to miss such an opportunity.''

Norgolin readied his crude stone knife, approached until he reached a safe distance; Then, he climbed up the trees and started to jump from tree to tree, waiting for two or three minutes before jumping to the next tree. Jumping too fast would seem too suspicious, and as the goblin wasn't as heavy as the Armons or Orcs, he could make it seem like it was just a strong wind in the leaves. However, this wouldn't prevent noise from happening and the tree branches would still move. It was a danger indeed but screw it.

Half an hour later, he arrived at the campfire. There he discovered that it wasn't just a campfire, but an entire camp; And in this camp after scouting the area carefully for one hour, the goblin found at least 125 well-hidden tents.

''What the hell? Why are there humans here? 125 tents? If each tent can support 3 humans, that would make 375 of these pieces of shit. From what I overheard in the kitchen, no humans come here without a very special reason; Wait a moment...'' Right as he was about to complain more about these humans, he saw something very special in the hands of one of them that seemed to be the leader; He entered a beautiful tent guarded by two well-armored guards. '' A 'WISDOM GEM'! FUCK, THEY ARE HERE TO ATTACK THE ARMON VILLAGE!'' Norgolin almost shouted and cursed the humans. Why did they have to come just as there were a few days left for his freedom? Shit!

''Time to go, but wait. Alom is still in the village! I'll find a way to take him with me...'' An idea appeared in his head ''Hell no, I won't do that, I'm not fuckin' retarded...but if I come back, they will kill me for sure, It's past time to return...Fuck, time to go'' The goblin was too loyal to his friends and did the most dangerous and retarded decision of his life: Stealing the Wisdom Gem and using it to communicate.

Norgolin waited until night came, and all the humans went to sleep. He sure had to return, but of course, that didn't matter anymore. The goblin used All his knowledge from the patrol guards he observed for hours to wait until switching guards time. Sneaking up into a tree located in the center of all tents, Norgolin stopped to plan what he would do next. Five minutes later our green protagonist moved; He didn't have enough time but had to gamble in the Battle Power, so he started to concentrate all of the energy below the feet. However, a problem was: he didn't train to create something other than dangerous Energy and the last thing Norgolin needed right now was to create a little explosion and thirty seconds later have at least 50-100 angry humans fighting with him.

'' If there are any gods, please give me plot armor to learn this shit in two seconds and do it '' almost going wrong''...'' Norgolin started to pray. But the author wasn't that dumb. In other words, dumb but not cliche.

''Ah, fuck, go deeper'' Norgolin heard a loud feminine voice coming from the leader's tent. ''That's it! She is getting the 'D'! thank you plot armor, time to act''

Patiently, he waited for twenty seconds before they started to climax ''This idiot is a quick-shooter, and this girl seems to be faking pleasure. Good'' Norgolin lived in the goblin village for 14 days. It was sufficient time for a smart goblin such as himself to know when someone is faking pleasure.

When the girl screamed the loudest, he jumped behind the tent; They didn't hear a thing, hehe.

Now the last problem. Killing the leader wouldn't be that much of a problem, but what about these guards? For sure Norgolin wouldn't fight against them; Not even if he was paid for it. A brilliant idea appeared in his mind ''what a convenient idea, isn't it author? a goblin that was supposed to be dumb is intelligent, and as if that wasn't cliche enough, great ideas appear out of nowhere...'' Norgolin whispered to the skies.

The goblin finally used his damn knife for something other than cooking. He waited a little time and sleeping noise was heard. Then the knife was carefully used to slowly cut in the tent a hole wide enough for him to crawl in. Inside the tent, the leader was sleeping soundly, with the hot girl laying on top of him, also sleeping. The idiot leader was fat and had a well-shaved beard with color unknown because it was obviously dark inside, both of them were naked by the way. Norgolin's heart ran faster than he thought it could; The goblin was now facing his first time killing someone, but instead of feeling fear and disgust, he was excited. Otherwise, he wouldn't be a goblin.

SWOOSH! SPLASH! FUCK! this last one wasn't a sound, it was actually Norgolin's thought. Actually, the reason for that thought was that he didn't know human anatomy to know that if he cut a human's head, blood would spout from the neck. And guess what? It happened and the girl woke up; Who wouldn't wake up with a head dirtying one's face with blood?

''Ah...'' before the girl even started to scream, the goblin had already put his hand on her mouth and knife on her neck. Norgolin was so agitated he didn't think about killing her. Thinking well, he had done too many smart choices until now. It had given him a good feeling of being ''safe all the time even near danger''. When something went against the plan, his mind got messy.

''two choices: go with me to make they think you killed this idiot or I kill you, bitch'' He whispered; The girl nodded (as he spoke in Armon language and the humans had taught the Armons their own language) and they quickly exited the tent. Just after they ran away with the gem in hands, the guards suspected something and discovered the dead body. An alarm sounded and all the humans woke up.

The two of them ran fast, reaching the end of the tents quickly. A bad thing was: all of the humans were searching for them ready to kill.

''There, the girl and a goblin slave, catch these bastards!'' A damn guard's voice sounded and everyone started to run after the two fugitives. But Norgolin was too good with smells and strong as fuck; He carried the naked girl in his arms, running for his and her life. Time to use the Battle Power; Norgolin concentrated Battle Power in his feet and made little explosions before he hit the ground, boosting his speed.

Twenty minutes running and the protagonist was far and hidden enough, as well as out of Battle Power. Convenient time to hit the girl's head to knock her unconscious before going unconscious himself.