《My Classmate is QiLin》A Passenger Who Wet His Pants
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In an accident that happened in one minute, the first class public toilet in the hallway outside is surrounded by passengers. Even crew members didn't know how to channel the scene, but curious passengers were still wandering around the area. They didn't want to leave a chance to miss the drama, so the passengers didn't let the crew get close to the person who urinated in their trousers; A first-class passenger.
"If passengers continue to obstruct our crews from carrying out their work, we will not mind carrying out the airline's regulations: To transfer passengers off to the next flight!"
After all, the plane was about to take off, and it was a waste of time, and no one wanted to lose face if they were sent away for a noisy event.
As a result, curious passengers no longer blocked the passageway, which enabled the crew to pass through smoothly. After several times when no one opened the door, the group leader also smashed the door open with a safety axe, which showed what was going on in the first-class public toilets.
Inside was a middle-aged fat man who is tightly fitting in the toilet stall. His pupils had abrupt abnormal amplification, his whole body looked as if by a frightened and trembling. On his black suit trousers, is a large area of wetness sending out the smell of the urine. It was clear that he was so scared of something that he peed himself.
He crouched in the corner of the toilet, and he had tears and snot on his fat face. After seeing someone open the bathroom door, he gasped, looking directly at the crew. Before long, after struggling, his action was like see a savior. He grabbed a crew member and buried his head in the crew member's long thighs, rubbing his face on them with his running nose and teary eyes...
The crew leader was also a professional and had the highest quality of professionals. He saw the fat man and suddenly rushed over, but also did not subconsciously put out a foot to kick away. He was speechless at the fat man's clinging to his thigh.
The crew leader lowered his head patiently and asked, "Sir, what's wrong with you?"
"Help! There are monsters here!"
"The fat man wailed, his voice echoing in first class, his face like someone had burned a hot iron on him.
"Sir! May I take you off the plane now? Excuse me, your family... "
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He did not wait for the crew leader to ask the fat man to understand some information. After seeing the crew leader behind a stewardess, the fat-faced man was scared again and again, both hands tightly hugged the toilet not to let go.
He pointed to the stewardess and shouted, "she's a monster! She's a monster! Set fire to that fox!"
The flight attendant was stunned, though she didn't show it immediately, yet a wave of anger rose from her heart.
"Hey! My mother kindly helped you to call the crew leader, yet you called me a monster! I didn't do anything to deserve being called a beast! Shame on you, to try and scold me as being a fox spirit. You know this has several meanings! I don't even know you, do I? You'd just call me names and forget it. You're going to set me on fire. What did I do to you?"
The in the mind of stewardess being accused by the fatso; All of a sudden of gas choke, initially she thought the fatso that pissed his pants was that way because of real fright, but now it seems that he is like a disease fit for mental illness!
"Team leader! I think the first class passenger is mentally ill! You just saw him claim an illusion and urine in his pants. It is estimated again that he'll drag down our time and will delay our aircraft to take off. We had better not delay our departure, let the ambulance send him away from the plane first!"
After hearing what the flight attendant said, the group leader also took a look around the toilet. He looked at his own pants, dirtied by the snot and tears and then sighed. He nodded and motioned for most of the crew to go back to their jobs, pulled out his radio contact with the airport console, let the ambulance come to pick people up at the airport.
After all, it is Shanghai Pudong International Airport, and the work efficiency is naturally very high. Moreover, the plane is still on the tarmac, not on the runway ready to take off. So in less than five minutes, the fat passenger who peed his pants was picked up by the ambulance.
Of course, things are not so easy to end, the crew leader also noticed an exception; he heard from the passengers listening to the conversation. He understood that a girl and a fat man originally planned to do something in the public toilet. Some dirty deal, but the girl was a person intact and returned alone, and the fat man was so scared he peed his pants.
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The crew leader was also a little strange, but he still decided to find the girl to understand the situation, after all, if the girl caused this thing the culprit, or the relevant personnel of the illegal event, this can not be easily let go.
He quickly came to the first-class area, and indeed as expected in first-class, he quickly found that teenage girl. Of course, he didn't know the young girl, but the girl was dressed and looked too outstanding. Plus passengers around wanted to tell her fashion was too simple. The bright gold watch and a gold necklace, even a bespectacled elementary school student, couldn't notice her.
"The beauty of her! Do you know...? "
The girl didn't wait for the crew leader to finish his question. The girl pulled on her blindfold to reveal the money mark of the blindfold and angrily said: "Wasn't somebody else just called a fox spirit!? But the Oriental myth of the creatures of the ancient gods - is a nine-tailed fox! Can a fox and a nine-tailed fox be mentioned in the same breath?? These are clearly two completely different species!"
"Are you a nine-tailed fox? Well, what does that passenger have to do with you... "
The crew leader was a little stunned by the girl's overreaction, but he still did not believe the girl's words.
The girl saw that the flight attendant's expression is also tempered down and said: "I have nothing to do with him! The fat man took the initiative to give me a gold necklace and a gold watch, wanted to touch my butt. Then saw my true tails behind me, but was so scared he peed his pants! I don't give a damn about him!"
"So between you and the passenger... "
"I have done nothing against the law! Did I steal his money? He offered it to me! Who doesn't like to make money!"
"Don't you nine-tailed foxes take an interest in human males and like to extract the essence of human males...? "
A passenger remembered the folk legend of the fox spirit and couldn't help but interject. However, these words angered the girl, and she jumped up in anger. In her excitement, a pair of lovely fox ears came out from the top of her head, and nine fluffy white tails also came out from behind her.
"Drain? This is just your human delusion, we are not Daji, that kind of disaster the coquettish fox, and, she is refined into the fox. They and nine-tailed foxes are completely different species! We nine-tailed foxes are not without males! We are not interested in human affairs! Come on, who in their right mind would be interested in human male semen?"
Seeing the girl's mood getting out of hand, the crew leader stopped the argument between the two people and tried to persuade them to calm down. This just let the girl put away the characteristics of mythical creatures, looking fully human and turned and sat back in her original seat position.
"Good...... Then, please give me your identification to verify!"
"Here! My China Myth Biological Exchange Bureau approved resident identity card! You don't disturb me while I sleep. Just verify it and upon completion, remember to return it to me!"
With one simple gesture, she pulled a large black suitcase from the rack, pulled out a document similar to a Chinese identity card, and handed it to the crew leader.
"Thank you... Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Leave me alone! I want to sleep for a while. Beauty sleep can be so troublesome!"
The girl impatiently said, then again wore her money symbol eye cover and began a big sleep, letting the crew leader feel relief.
Although it was his first time to see a mythical creature flying in an airplane and was inwardly shocked when the maiden exposed her fox-like features, he, who works in the transportation industry, had long heard of the existence of mythical creatures, so he did not express too much shock.
However, the girl lying on the seat did not entirely fall asleep. She felt a little relieved. It can be said that most of the previous actions were her acting skills, but not her unstable side.
Of course, what has just been said is all true and not a lie. Initially, the girl planned to stun the fat man in the public toilet, and then went back to her seat to continue to sleep. However, he was scared and wet his pants by seeing her tails.
Hopefully, nothing will happen to the student representatives there before arriving to the United States.
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