I woke up to the sound of a baby’s cries.

Of course, this is my reincarnation. Kami-sama kept his promise.

Now, the main question is if I’m a demon or human. Maybe I’m not either of them?

Being a nekomimi would be cool, actually.

But, I doubt I am one because of how scarce they are.

Well, it's time to open my eyes for the grand reveal.

Eh?

No, I shouldn’t be surprised. This is normal.

But, it’s nice seeing this.

What am I talking about, you ask?

…Every man’s fantasy, I answer.

Yes, the beauty of breasts.

It happens to every reincarnee.

But, breast-feeding is still amazing!

Yet, in this world, the concept of reincarnation is held as something demonic to the humans and humane to the demons. In other words, a terrible thing.

Who’d like a stranger in their child?

It also seems that it's not common to have the idea of reincarnating without the previous life’s memories.

So, I must act like a normal baby. I can’t be found out until I become powerful enough, and even then, I’d still have to be careful, for there are some truly powerful people out there that abhor the idea of a grown-up man in the body of a baby.

Though, I personally think that all those old men are single and jealous of reincarnees experiencing heaven at day one.

Anyways, I can’t be too perverted.

“Quming, are you hungry? Here~ food~”

Before I could comment about how my name is Chinese-style and therefor I’m a human in the Tiansei continent, a soft thing touched my mouth.

A very heavenly soft thing, I should say.

As I had to act like a natural baby, I took the best course of action and drank from it.

A beautiful sensation.

…Wait, isn’t this sensation familiar?

It’s as if I’ve done this action before…

A feeling of déjà vu? But, my senses should’ve been powerful enough to tell the exact person that I’m taking milk from.

Unless I’ve done this to the same person in my past life? That would mean…

No, that’s impossible. The more likely thing is that my senses deteriorated after reincarnating. It'd be strange to think I still have Demon Marquis-level senses.

Then again, I also could’ve lost my perfect memory. I hope that’s not it.

Ahhhhh~

This sensation is amazing.

One could say that this is the best part of reincarnation.

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I’m not full!!!!

Is what I wanted to say, but that’d be awkward.

First, babies don’t talk.

Second, I was already full to the point that my stomach hurt and there was a noticeable bulge.

As my mother took her bringer-of-heavenly-justice out, I quickly opened my eyes to look at the things that I’ve been taking nutrients from in the last half-hour.

Yep, beautiful. Was my first thought.

Isn’t this harem member no. 1? Was my second.

Doesn't that mean I'm her child. She breast-fed me after all.

Well, this is bad.

Didn’t I just curse myself to be “forever weak, ugly, and stupid?”

No, that’s impossible.

I mean, it’d be fine if I was weak and stupid, but I was very proud of my good looks, you know?

…It really is harem member no. 1.

I won’t say something like I’ve seen her so much that I could hand-draw her fingerprint because that’d sound perverted, but that’s the general idea, yeah.

Oh sh!t. I do believe that I added a provision to the curse so the hero’s child couldn’t be uncursed. No, "uncursed" sounds unwieldy. Reverse-reverse-blessed?

…Nevermind.

Well, I’m stuck. My only hope is for the reincarnation stone to have failed in cursing me somehow.

…Or, maybe, I’m not the firstborn?

Yes, that must be it.

I never got the harem life that Kami-sama promised when I was the Demon King. This life, I’ll have a harem.

Kami-sama promised me a harem, and I need to be a super hansome playboy to get one. I'm not a Main Character, and I can't get a harem just by walking around. That means I'll surely be handsome and not cursed.

Speaking of harems, my father has one. Maybe I should take some advice from him before I kill him?

No, wait, why do I need a harem in this life? After all, I still have another.

Even if I was cursed, can’t I live a life smooching off my father?

After all, I don’t believe that I put in a provision to block happiness.

Yes, this is what I’ll do.