Deep Jungle Tours, is organising a trip to the deep amazon jungle, leaving Portsmouth at the next full moon on the liner, ‘Nought but Dread’.

You will be met by Warlock Haze Tunche, and his staff at the dock and they will see you settled in the stern by hierarchy for the journey to Santos port, South America.

The trip will take approximately 27 days to the port, but once there you will be ferried by hearse into the mountain of the hinterland. A week by road will follow until the roads run out and the there will be an additional two weeks by foot or horse, guided by local tribesmen.

Once deep in the unexplored jungle the hunt will depend on your requirements.

There will be multiple opportunities to collect plants for potions, drying and pickling facilities will be provided for an extra cost.

For those who want the hunt element there will be expeditions into the mountains, to hunt down, for live shipping or corpse, the rare jaguar, the potoo bird (descended from transformed human children) anacondas, piranhas etcetera. There will be more than one hunt and they will each be a week long.

Deep Jungle Tours will also be visiting local villages giving you the chance to bargain for shrunken heads and monkeys.

Dark locals will also be on hand to speak, trade, or collaborate with. Join the El Tunche as they set up constant repeating calls to drive their victims mad, in revenge on those who have dared to answer their bird calls. A word of warning though, please make sure you have practiced your bird calls before you arrive if you think you want to join them in their revenge as a bad call will be considered an insult

Meet the Chuyanchaki and trade souls. If you are feeling adventurous you can collect your own souls, or part pay for the ones you want, by going on a two-week jungle expedition with the Chuyanchaki to help them lure new victims out into unfamiliar territory. You may catch a local, a tourist, or possibly even one of your trip companions.

There will also be the chance to visit a lost Aztec city and commune with dead priests, participate in a ritual or perhaps discover a ritual knife for the taking.

The trip will take five months from Portsmouth to Portsmouth, round trip, and will cost £3000 Spanish doubloons. Bookings taken via booking office tel. 666 666 666.

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