《What's This Fiction ? A Very Incomplete Project.》Tonight's a good day
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The racoon became a spaghetti, it's great anger causing the deceiver to hamburger the sun.
On the quasar racoon there's a tennis ball now.
The tennis ball is the sun.
The deceiver retcons the void, becoming the sun.
Hamburger the became !
Under the tennis ball there's a burn, it buries outside.
Under a burn there's a ~.
The dot tildes tilde tilt tildes tiles tides tilde www pomme.
Tilde is burn buries hamburger, became the there.
You void, he there. He void, you racoon. The racoon burn politic, an evident conclusion.
After the deed, the deed implodes. The universe crunches.
The racoon retcons it.
The ham bugger has become the ham bugger, making it fall down the eclipse.
The eclipse blinks, the ham thinks. At the dam ticks, plenty eclipses.
"How did you blinks ?" The eclipse unders.
"It's supernatural", dwells buggers, sipping his politics.
It sighs. It neighs. The end is neigh ! Open the buggers.
You find a screw. You advance the bugger.
It unscrews the screw. The screw screams so red, even the quasar smells it.
You become the quasar and emit buggers out.
Emit buggers, is displaced with this static situation.
The static climbs and the ham pales in melody. The optics read the edict, the edict stares out.
The stairs disappear. Actually, you're the modic bi. Poisons are tetraplegic. So is the racoon. Meaning they're polyamorously obvious. Just like the poisons. Meaning they're obviously ham.
Obviously is excited due to acts of usershipping from overyear.
Neopaleontologistics are baffled by the game of tetraplegis II, "no leg".
""""""w"""""h"""a"t"""""""""""are"the"s"""e.
QASAR is just. QuASAR is ice. Alea jacta west ham.
Baffled is nice. So is no leg and so black. Tetraplegic "yes trap".
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