《My System Hates Me》Duplication glitch
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Status:
Name: Jack
Class: Unspecified.
Level: 1003
HP 1000/1000
Mana: 785/785
Stat points: 0
Strength: 256
Agility: 250
Luck: 0
Charisma: 57
Stamina: 170
Intelligence:157 (cloak +1)
Perception:58
Perks: Iron fist rank max, Breathe underwater rank max, Poison immunity rank max, Toughness rank max, Regeneration rank max,
Exp needed for level up. 0/5020
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A ǵreen face with three eyes exited the rift, the eyeballs rolled around anticipating a carnage. There were countless grey corpses all around, weaklings. It took a few steps away from the rift and spotted a human, its blood tingled. Suddenly, pain all over it, the skin slowly faded grey. It tried screaming but nothing came out, it toppled over.
+0 Xp
Jack had farmed the demons to the point where they didn’t give him Xp anymore. He signalled at the demon, who’d opened the rift, to close it. Jack stopped using his Elite enhancement skill so that he wouldn’t kill the demon.
“Where is Zeus?” He asked the system, but he only heard sobbing in return. The system had completely broken a few minutes ago.
“You don’t need to find him.” He heard a deep voice come from behind him; he turned around to see the large white-bearded god. Electricity sparkled all around him.
“Perfect!” Jack said.
Quicker than sound, Jack moved to Zeus and kicked him in the neck. Zeus stood still. Jack barraged Zeus with punches and kicks, but nothing scratched him. Zeus slowly raised his fist and smashed it down on Jack’s head. His spine shattered and crumbled, his head touched his feet.
“That was boring.” Zeus said.
Zeus disappeared, and Jack slowly regenerated. When he was fully healed, he stood up. He realized that he needed to up his exploiting game. He needed more skills and he needed to up his ability points further.
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Farming Xp was a possibility but it would take too long and wouldn’t be effective enough. He needed to break the system itself and make his stats reach infinite. But first, he needed a duplication glitch so that he could get the coins needed to purchase the abilities needed.
But to duplicate anything, you needed to have something. And he had no coins. He wondered if he could rob a bank. He was technically unkillable, so testing wouldn’t hurt him.
In less than three seconds, he reached the capital. The wind caused by Jack, pushed the helmet, on top of the two guards, to fall off. He quickly found the bank, the two guards standing in front of the entrance put the capital's guards to shame. It was like comparing mice to elephants.
He walked in and told the clerk.
“I’m robbing the place.”
“What?”
“I said, I’m robbing this place. Hand me some coins.”
“Wait I must be going deaf.”
“I am robbing the place.”
The clerk stared at me, frozen. She waved at the guards to come over, and they quickly came over.
“This man is robbing us.”
“What?”
“He’s robbing us.”
“Wait I can’t hear you.”
“He is robbing us.”
“Oh, this motherfucker.”
The guard grabbed Jack’s shoulders and pulled him. He’d have better chances of pulling a mountain. Jack flicked his fingers and the guards head toppled down. Blood squirted all over. The clerk screamed, and the other guards came rushing over.
After the private guards, came the town guards. After they came strong adventurers. After they came the city's generals. After them, came the strongest mages in the capital. Blood reached his knees, and bodies filled the floor.
They gave him a bag filled with coins. He put the bag into his inventory, three thousand gold coins filled the bag. Perfect, he now had enough to buy a skill he’d eyed for a long time.
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He got the inspiration for the glitch from Minecraft. The skill he bought was named dimension swap. It was simply the ability to send items to another dimension for a short time. The intended use was to make arrows flying at you or shields blocking you disappear.
He took out his bag of coins. He used the skill and put the bag of coins into his inventory at the same time. Five seconds later, another bag appeared on the ground.
The system moaned and cried.
He continued doing this for hours. Eventually, he had 1015000 gold coins. He could buy the entire shop. He bought the best gear from the store. His stat points got a decent boost. He slashed the new sword across the air. Everything within 10 km was cut in half.
But this wasn’t enough. He needed to become stronger if he wanted to kill Zeus. He’d have to break the system for real. He needed to find a code bug, something he could use to alter the numbers directly.
This posed the real question. What was the system? Jack had to find that out before he could do anything. He knew one person, or rather god, that would know. Hermes, the quickest of them all.
Where would he find Hermes? He knew that Hermes was the god of thievery as well. The top thieves in the capital might know something. He needed to pay the black market a visit, but first, he needed to find that.
The last spot he’d heard about the black market was the rogue guild, whilst he couldn’t enter it, nothing said he couldn’t stand waiting outside. The famous spawn camp, abused by many douchebags all around.
He flashed to the rogue guild and it didn’t take long until his hands clenched on someone’s coat. Black tattoos filled their face, they whispered curses at Jack. Told him theÿ́d kill him seven times by the end of the day.
Multiple punches to the gut changed that. That made them squeal everything they knew. The black market was in an entirely different dimension altogether. You needed a special crystal to get in and the rogue Jack held didn’t have one. But, he certainly knew someone who did.
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