《Mistaken Land: A Gamer's life in an another world》Haemorrhoids can happen in another world!?!?
Advertisement
“Anyways. You all heroes of the villagers may come to our royal bungalow now.” That girl says.
“Sure. But what chances are the food wont be poisoned?” I said.
“Oh please. We are royalty. We don't do that kind of stuff.”
“Fine, Miss royalty. Carry your father and come at bungalow. I’ll see you there then.”
“Its not Miss royalty. Its, Mei Hazel, daughter of Lord Myst Hazel. And wont you help me carry him. How can you leave a lady pickup the body!!” she said while pouting her face.
“I can kill him, if it’s too heavy.” I said with a killer look.
“I’ll carry it” said irwin.
“Awe, irwin you are such a nice guy.” Mei said.
We start walking towards the house. Orip joins us while carrying his grunts
“Hey seji. Where did you learn that sword powering?” Alec asked me.
“Saw it in an anime. Remember you said I just need to visualize in my mind. I threw water at my sword and imagined it being covered in dark.”
“Your anime stuff seems good.”
“Yea it is. Want to hear some good anime stories?”
“Sure, seji” he looks at me with curious eyes.
“Sure. Il tell you some good ones li-"
“boss, tell us stories too!” baldy interrupted me.
“Sure runion" I said to baldy
“Hey, I would like to join too!” Mei said while running towards me.
“Grow up first, brat" I said to Mei
“for your kind information, I am 15.”
“Me and Alec are 17, you know. And age doesn’t decide if you are a brat or not.”
“Fine Fine but call me, Mei from now on.”
“Jeez fine. By the way Alec, I don’t know if I asked you before. But you said, you did everything job right?”
“Yes, I said.”
“oh remember I told you about ‘Gi****a'?”
“yea, the writer’s favourite anime right?”
“Yea. It’s my favourite anime too. Want to hear a co incidence?”
“What?”
“The main character in that story also does everything to earn. Also called ‘Yo**** in their language.”
“Whaat! What kind of story is that?”
“A comedy but great one"
“Wait. Wait wait wait. Are you sure, our gorilla mutant author had this as co incidence?”
“now that you mention it...Probably..”
“we are already in ruins..”
“Not really. A saviour have arrived to our aid.”
“What you mean?”
“Gorilla Mutant's little sister is still human. And she is going to edit his grammar stuff.”
“And what chances are she’s not a gorilla too?”
“Chances are less. But it’s better than gorilla mutant’s scribblings.”
“That’s true. By the way, seji.”
“I just noticed; we are wasting reader's time. They already left by this time..”
“Sigh* we suck man, but we are here at our hotel for tonight.”
We arrived at the bungalow after that wasteful talk. And we went in. It was big. Had stairs in front of main gate like typical large houses.
Maids come “Lord Myst, may we call doctor?”
“No just take me to room and these are our guests. Take care of them well.”
“As you wish, Lord" and they took Myst to room and other maids guided us in our rooms.
“This Is your sir sejiyoi.”
“How you know my name?”
“Princess Mei told us.”
“when?!”
“Just now."
“I see.”
“Enjoy your stay sir.”
“Alright. The room is beautiful.”
Advertisement
“Indeed, top class furniture and other good stuff is here.”
“Okay."
My room was next to mei's room in left. While Alec’s room was next to Mei in right.
Mei had a petite body. Not so petite but still a small body, a Black-Purplish hair, 5 feet or so height. Somewhat loli I guess.
I was somewhat perverted minded before meeting Reina. Not like meeting her had changed me but my perverted mind was under control cause of her. So if I think anything bad about any other girl that means, I’m cheating. Duh! What the heck!
I face palm myself hard. And there’s knock at door.
“Sir Seji, your bath is ready. Please if I may come in to give you, your undergarments and cloths.”
“Come in.” I though it would be normal under garments but they were panties...
“Here sir, your undergarment.”
“WAIT WAIT WAIT LADYY! What you mean undergarment? Do I look like a girl to you?”
“But these are what royals wear. If you are not comfortable with them, I may lend mine personal to you. But they are of low standard.” She said with a straight face and continued, “ Give me a minute and I’ll grab them for you.”
I get nosebleed. Control seji, if reina was here she would be mad. Imagine her mad mad mad.
“Lady, are you crazy? I don't wear panties.”
“As you wish, sir. But naked wouldn't be classy from us.”
“I never said I’ll not wear anything. I’ll wear the ones I’m wearing right now.”
“May I see them sir?”
“what the heck is your problem..”
“I can wash them while you take bath sir, that’s all.”
“No , thank you. I can wash myself. If you want to see badly I’ll let you see but later okay. Not right now.” It’s not the perfect time. How could I tell that my things were erected down there. Freaking erection at wrong time.
“but I’ll need to see them. Or it will be my fault for your bad condition down there.” She tucks her sleeves up and jumps to me. I dodge back.
“Listen lady. I said I’ll give.”
“So, Give right now, sir seji.”
“do me a favour. Look back, please. And don’t turn around. Okay?”
“As you wish.”
I also turn around and wear off my underwear at god speed and put pants on as quick as I could. Good thing these pants don't have a zipper section.
“Ok you can turn around and here you go.” My boxers weren’t changed except that I notice the colour was white, which I didn't had in other world but, at looking closely it's not completely white. I see red color from my butt part... I look at them shockingly and I scream internally ‘when did i got haemorrhoids?!?!?!?!’. I get shocked because back in the world my father used to have same problem.
“Hey, maid...mam...”
“yes, sir seji.”
“Ccccccc-can...yyyyyyyou...dddddo....mmmme...a...ffffavvour?” I said while my voice was shaking as hell.
“What is it? Sir, seji?”
“iiiiiits.....wwwweiiiird...oooooof....mmmmme...to...aaaask...bbbut..”
“But?”
“cccan...yyyou..check.. mmy...bbbbutt..if...iiiits..bleeding...”
“As you wish sir seji but please turn around.”
“ssssure" I turn around put my pants down from my butt. I make sure my pants are up from front part and bend over... she touches my butt and was checking butt. And at the worst time possible..
Advertisement
Door opens.. and
Alec, Irwin, orip, mero and gero and mei came...
They all are thunderstruck from the pose...
“Wwwwwait...yyyou...guys... iiiii..can...explain..” I said while i lost my soul and dignity.
“Sssssseji, wwwwhat’s going on....??” Alec asks.
“boss! We are sorry we walked in at wrong time" orip and his grunts closed their eyes.
“Sssseji,....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!” Mei screamed.
“lord seji, I didn’t expect you to...”
“ I can explain, wai-"
“Sir seji, please don't move too much. I can't do my work properly if you keep moving.”
Their faces went pale..
“STOP IT LADY!! THEY GOT WRONG IDEA”
“Sir seji, just a second... yes confirmed , nothing wrong here. You can persuade ahead now.” She stands up and says, “oh hello there. I am sorry for not noticing you all. I was checking sir seji's butt.”
“LADY, FOR GOD SAKE PLEASE STAY SILENT! YOU MAKING THINGS WORSE!”
“Ssseji..what you asked her to do...” mei said.
I stand up, tuck my pants. Come sit you all first.
“Fffffine. But you wont make us do the stuff right?” Mei said.
“Just sit"
They all are disgusted at this point.
“Sir seji, also your butt doesn’t have any problem. Most likely that blood was from a cut before."
Then I remember I had been slashed in Senate.
“Ahh makes sense.”
30minutes pass by. I explain everything to them including the underwear stuff.
They start laughing. “We were here to get you for bath.” Alec said.
I said, “Yea sure let’s go.”
Mei said, “But you are really not a creep right?”
I reply, “no I’m not"
“Let’s go anyway.” Said irwin
We went to baths. They were open bath but a wall split between male and female.
The bath was very large. It was like a swimming pool. Alec went running to dive into the water while me and boys were walking towards bath. The bad had a large amount of sitting stools, stacked above each other. Their were mirrors and taps beside each mirror. I guess, we were supposed to take stool and sit in front of mirror to wash up our self. This reminded me of Japanese public baths. This just looked like a typical Japanese public bath, except all the stuff their were luxury and for rich people.
First thing I do is wash my underwear and dry it with wind magic.
But anyways, we sit in bath for 15 minutes and started talking.
“Boss, what are you going to do after tommorow then?”, Orip asked me.
“I don’t know for now. I want to find more about this world.”, I replied.
“I see. Anything we can tell?”
“No, don’t worry. Myst is going to tell me everything after dinner.”
“That’s good then.”
“I guess, lord Myst will fill you in on my behalf too.”, irwin said.
“Ahahaha, yea probably.”, Alec was sitting silent listening to our conversations. I asked him, “Woi Alec, who’s thoughts you lost in?”
“nothing. I was just thinking.”
“Thinking what?”
“you said you got transported to this world. By any chance, you think your girlfriend might have been transferred too.” Alec asked me.pppp
I look at ceiling and say , “I don’t know. As long as I don’t know how I ended up here. I don’t know if she is here too.”
I said that and noticed that someone was standing at door. I could only see the silhouette but it was probably of a Maid.
I ask, “Who’s there?” And the silhouette disappeared from there.
“What happened seji?” Alec said.
“Anything wrong boss?” baldy said.
“Nothing, probably my imagination.”
“So Boss, are you truly not from this world?” orip asked me.
“I wanted to ask that same thing.” Irwin said.
“Yea I am not. And if others were teleported here too, that would be a big problem. Have you guys started to hear some weird rumors about people? Like; some new adventurers being strong or something?”
“I haven’t heard any, boss" orip replied.
“Didn't expected you to either.” I replied.
Orip makes a whimpy face.
“I have heard one, sir seji.” Irwin replied.
“Huh!?!” this could take me to someone from my world, “what did you hear?”
“That a strong adventurer have appeared in the City of Glouester. Though it’s not the place where king lives.”
“What will I have to do with any king. Tell me more about that adventurer instead.”
“I just know that much. I apologize. But as soon as I find anything I’ll tell you.”
“Alright, seems like a deal.”
Mei was hearing all our conversation like Alec. Sitting next to wall other side.
We get out of bath and walk towards grabbing our cloths.
“Something is wrong here.” I said.
Everyone is done wearing cloths and I lack them. I cant find my underwear either. I am still in towel.
“Anything wrong seji?”
“mmmm-my underwear is gone… not only that. My cloths are gone too…”
They start laughing.
“DON’T LAUGH!!! GIVE ME YOR CLOTHS INSTEAD he.he.he.he.he.he. if I’m not into cloths why should you too. NOW BE NAKED YOU ALL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. FIREEEEEEE!!” I large amount of fire at them.
And a mess started. The next moment We all are fighting.
“BURNN!! ORIP” Orip’s cloth get burned out with him.
“Now your turn Irwin.”
Irwin’s cloth get burn too with him getting good amount of tan like orip. Alec tries to sneak out.
“Where are you going alec. Heeeeeh! Not so soon. Orip catch alec.”
Orip and irwin both try to catch Alec. They are running in whole bathroom.
“Orip get side! FIREEEEEEEE!!” I throw fire at alec too. Sadly, the wall breaks and we can see yard. Alec gets tanned too.
Mei in meanwhile was thinking, "Typical guys..."
Only I was left who wasn’t tanned at all.
“Now your turn boss.” They all look at me with a scary look.
“Wait. I just burnt your guy’s cloths. Cause I didn’t had any. Hey-hey alec, you can’t hurt me right?? Ri-"
“I can actually.”
“FIREEEEE!!” they all shoot at me. I also get tanned cause of them.
“Okay, we can go now. Right.”
Next moment; we are sitting dining table in our towels. All tanned up.
“Why you people look so burnt?”
“His fault.”, I point at Alec. But everyone else points at me.
“jeez, fine but someone stole my cloths. Probably you guys have some ghost in the house.”
“Father, did we employed any ghost?” Mei asked Myst.
Myst was just looking at us with a normal look all over our faces.
“Not that I remember, dear. But if any ghosts is here I want to say that we will employ you if you want to work.” Myst shouted in air.
“Awe! Father, you are so kind. Please say that again in your cute voice!”
“Sweet voice.” Myst Enchanted and his voice again became childish.
“wait...what the... so ghosts exist in this world too?”
“yes, indeed. Oh, you didn’t know that?” Mei replied.
“Nope. I told you I’m new to this world. And anyways, Myst. You were using that voice filter whole time to please your daughter?” I start laughing.
“its nothing to laugh on. I love my daughter you know.”Myst said. I again laugh hearing his voice.
“yea sure. Fix it for now then.”
“violent voice.” He muttered that. “better now?”
“indeed better. But childish voice just sounds too much for you.”
“Anyways, You said you wanted info on this world right?” Myst asks me.
“Yes. I do. You see, lets eat dinner first.”
I get a sneeze, so I turn back and I see that silhouette again. I stare but its gone already.
“Hey Seji! Where you looking? Eat dinner.” Alec said.
“Nothing, just looking at that beautiful pillar.”
“You have something for pillars? Duh! That’s hideous.” Mei said with a disgusted look.
“Shut Up Brat! Or I’ll kill you.”
“fine - fine.” They all chuckle a little and the dinner arrives. The dinner was looking great. It had so many dishes. Pork, Beef, Chicken and many kinds of soup. It truly looked some great dinner.
I said, “THANK YOU FOR THE DINNER!” And they all said right behind me. The dinner was truly delicious and after awhile Myst said.
“Seji, meet me in my room. You and Alec only.”
“Alright!” I said. And Alec said, “okay.”
We go into our rooms. Maid comes and gives me cloths. She was holding my underwear.
“Sir seji. Your cloths. You can have them permanently.”
A red jacket with some designs. A black shirt and a black pant- slim fit somehow with some designs as well. The design was of chains and same on jacket. And some minor designs.
“I see. Thank you I liked them but… why you have my underwear?”
“I found it in the yard.”
“What? That’s weird. Anyways, Thank you.”
She bows and says, “Sir Seji, please lay down and let me heal your body from the tan and burns.”
“Heal others. I am fine.”
“Other maids are healing them. Please don’t worry.”
“Alright.”
I lay in bed and she starts healing. After 5 minutes my tan and burns were gone.
“All done, sir seji.”
“Thank you. Now you may leave the room.”
“As you say, sir.”
Maid left the room. I wanted to see outside so I went and sat in window. And just then Alec comes in my room.
“Shall we go?”
He was wearing yellow jacket with green color design in it and a dark green shirt with brown pants.
“Yea, we should. Nice cloths by the way.
“Alright then stand up. And you have better.”
“One minute. Come here.” I see a maid walking out of door. She looks panicked. She’s rushing towards the village. But she’s careful that if no one is watching…
Advertisement
- In Serial9 Chapters
Colourland
Colourland is the story of Crayon, Colourea, Colouruke and Artby. They live together in Colourland and they work for a man named Challenger. They get into fights. The link to my story is here: https://m.webnovel.com/book/colourland_15008946506548905
8 130 - In Serial24 Chapters
Project: Outreach
For Derek, gaming was an escape from the miserable failure that was his life. In a twist of fate, the game he wasted his time on turned out to be a training program for an important job; and a key behind him getting the chance to go into space that he always wanted. Unfortunately, he would never make it off earth.. alive at least. (This is a novel in progress. It is based on an existing outline, and will likely have some modest editing done once it reaches the final chapter.)
8 248 - In Serial10 Chapters
Bleached Nightmare
500 years into the future, technological progress has stagnated. Wracked by a series of problems like climate change, lack of resources and the innate human lust for war, the geopolitical landscape of planet Earth is radically different, and quality of life is far from what it was in the past. While technical development and research into realistically feasible space travel has made leaps and bounds, this has come at the cost of a world that is reeling from centuries of technical stagnation in other aspects of life. The establishment of a mining colony on Mars has led to the discovery of a new, rare material called sarinium; though it is extremely tensile and durable, it has a very low melting point. The discovery of this metal leads to large mechanical infantry- dubbed 'Spirit Striders', they are six to ten meters tall and as famed for the pride they provide a nation as they are a lethally mobile heavy weapons platform. The story follows the character of Marilin, who must both figure the enigma that is her past, and what this means for her allegiances in the future. Despite her genetically physical frailty, she seeks to gain power through a vessel that will channel her wish to change the world- the Spirit Strider. --- I hope you all enjoy my work. This is a story that I began writing over four years ago in my beginning years of high school, and have cast aside unfinished in the past two years. Though it is not up to my current standards, I hope you all may find some enjoyment in it. Happy reading.
8 183 - In Serial39 Chapters
Tales of the Rebirth Apocalypse Emperor (BL)
Have you ever wondered how your life might have turned out differently had you made different choices or decisions along the way? Sometimes, life does give you a second chance. However, it is you who decide whether that second opportunity counts… This novel revolves around our main character, Chen Murong, who can accidentally go back in time even before the apocalypse period begins to change everything humankind has done. We will follow our MC and see how he and his family react to this second chance to ensure their family and the human race's survival. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Current release schedule: 1 Chapter/week on Saturday + extra if I have more time on the weekday If you like my writing, please consider tipping/supporting me on: PayPal: paypal.me/AmateurAuthorPen Patreon: patreon.com/singlehamster I plan to have advanced chapters on Patreon in the future for you to read as well. However, as of now, there is no early access chapter. It is only a tip jar at the moment. That being said, your generous support will help me a lot and will stabilize the flow of chapters coming. This is just the start of my journey, and I hope to progress more with your help. I am also in the process of setting up my discord. Feel free to hop over to chat with me. 😊 I will give any notice, poll, artwork about my novel there in the future too! Discord: https://discord.gg/eMaxDuHvRP That's all. I hope to see you guys there! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Full background: The story situates in a universe called Gondola, where countless races from numerous worlds and realities are poured in. Our MC's original world, Blue planet (similar to Earth), went through an apocalypse period for ten years and has been pulled through this universe by mysterious force as one of the human race worlds. Unfortunately, the human race is one of the weakest and most feeble races of all Gondola races. However, their sheer number and several allies have helped them escape extinction so far. Regrettably, even though there are many ants, given a sufficient amount of time, the elephant will eventually be able to destroy them all. After 50 years of pointless struggle, almost all of the last remaining humans have been hunted down by some of the strongest undead races of the Gondola, the Skeletons, the Vampires, the Werewolves, and the Demons. The few remaining humans have been found and eradicated. Our MC, Chen Murong, a member of the last humanity group, can escape the hunt from undead races for fifty years. He finally dies under the claw of Lucifer, one of the emperor-rank demons from the undead race. However, he activates one of his time magic spells with his most precious space gemstone at the moment of his last breath. Through the spell, he wakes up alive, back in his home world, and returns to the year before the apocalypse period began.
8 112 - In Serial6 Chapters
Close Combat: A ninja who can't use ranged techniques (Xianxia)
A conflict is brewing in The Valley of Dragons. With the disappearance of the mountain sages, A peacekeeping organization, a power struggle emerges leaving the village of Kiyo at the epicenter. Dani is a young ninja in the top of his class at sealing and close combat techniques. He achieved Gold status with those two skills alone but the village seeks to keep him there. " A true ninja should be able to master every path." The Elders say.
8 223 - In Serial8 Chapters
THE BODY
A beautiful young woman was missing. I knew I had a murder. I even had a suspect. But would I ever find the body? Would I ever be able to arrest the suspect without the body? Don't believe all that crap you see on TV shows. Follow me on this true crime story and see what happens in a real murder case.
8 223

