《The Adventure of Holy Beast Bai Xiaoli》C12. Little Bastard, I’m Going to Eat You Raw.
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[Sword pointing to the sky] (SPTTS) eyes squinting, he starts a second shooting to block the opponent’s moving, which is four times fierce than the last one.
“Twelve stars blocking! Oh my God! Sword pointing to the sky actually uses twelve stars blocking! This is still the second time up to now that Guru SPTTS uses this trick; the first time was when he took the challenge of the lord level, and it was a one-shot kill. At the time, he was only of hero level. What a genius! ”
“How can he make it to keep two bullets shot successively finally synchronize? Maybe it’s only Guru SPTTS who can achieve it!”
“I have already seen the dead body of tri-[I want to eat meat] (tri-IWTEM)”
Bai Xiaoli feels things getting worse; again he takes advantage of his flexibility to escape from the bullets. Although he has a strong consciousness to avoid, his body in lack of spirit power fails to make a real-time reaction after receiving the order sent by his consciousness.
“Bang!”
Bai Xiaoli is shot on his calf and falls down straightly on the ground.
“Ouch—it really hurts!”
All people tremble with fear on hearing this horrific screaming.
This is the first time that they have heard someone who screams so terribly; it sounds like that he is torn at his heart instead of being shot.
This is also the first time that Bai Xiaoli has been shot, which turns out to be such a feeling.
Sure enough, if the body reaction is unable to keep pace with the divine sense, it’s no use to mention how powerful the divine sense is.
Pointing the muzzle to the sky, SPTTS plans to kill his rival and end this battle as soon as possible, but he pauses when he hears this shrill cry.
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After fighting in so many battles, he should be used to all kinds of cries. But he still stops fighting in spite of himself. He doesn’t know why. It’s because of the anger from the soul? Why is his soul angry?
“You are courting death! I’m going to eat you raw, you little bastard!”
Bai Xiaoli is really angry; he jumps to his feet from the ground where thousands of his residual shadow left, rushing to [Sword pointing to the sky].
“Bang! Bang! Bang! …”
[Sword pointing to the sky] continues shooting, trying to find the real body of tri-IWTEM, but only the residual shadows are shot. He is so upset to be distracted in the arena, and it is a serious taboo. However, he fails.
The arena is full of tri-IWTEM’s residual shadows only.
Here? No. There? No. He can’t find tri-IWTEM’s real body anywhere. Where on earth is it hidden?
His soul trembling, [Sword pointing to the sky] suddenly turns back and points his gun straight ahead, but it is grasped by a hand.
The residual figure dissipating, the real body of [I want meat I want meat I want meat] finally appears.
“You’ve roiled me, little bastard. Your Lord Bai is going to eat you raw.”
[Sword pointing to the sky] curves his mouth into an imperceptible smile.
“Grabbing the muzzle with a bared hand, you’re courting death.”
“Bang!”
The bullet passes through the palm of Bai Xiaoli and directly shots his head.
As [I want meat I want meat I want meat] completely disappears in the arena, the stunned flock starts murmuring.
“He…he thinks himself immortal?”
“I was dazzled. The screen was inundated by the white shadows of tri-IWTEM just now.”
“That is kind of awesome. How did he produce so many shadows?”
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“No matter how awesome he is, he is still killed by [Sword pointing to the sky] with one headshot.”
“I’m just wondering how Guru SPTTS finally got to know tri-IWTEM was behind him. He had been shooting the fake shadows all the time until the last minute when he found the opponent’s real body finally. That’s incredible.”
Long Lan swallows briefly and leaves quietly. Bai Xiaoli is never someone who would suffer losses. Defeated so badly this time, he must be driven to mad.
“Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah—”
Bai Xiaoli crawls out of the system cabin crying. Pains in his legs and his head make him totally crazy.
Long Lan also crawls out of the system cabin and sees Bai Xiaoli yelling, “I’m gonna eat him, I’m gonna eat him raw!”
Long Lan feels speechless, “Xiaoli, people can’t be eaten raw.”
“Then I firstly kill him before eating him!” Bai Xiaoli continues shouting.
Long Lan feels Bai even more unreasonable, “Killing and eating people are both illegal; you will be put into jail and never have a chance to eat meat again.”
As Cang Yan sits up from the system cabin, he sees the smile on Joyce’s face.
“Haw-haw, look at our Guru SPTTS who never loses. It’s rare to see you nearly sec-killed by a beginner. What a pity that we didn’t see you fall down. ”
Cang Yan pours himself a glass of water and drinks a bit; he is somehow absentminded.
His brain is full of “I want meat I want meat I want meat” which cannot be driven off, like being brainwashed.
Seeing Cang Yan distracted, Joyce waves his hand in front of Cang Yan’s face, “Hello, it can’t be ’fatal love’, right? Your soul has been taken away by him?”
Cang Yan feels helpless, “The name of that ID is too magic, now I have my mind stuffed of it.”
“Haw-haw, ha-ha, that’s true; especially when [I want meat I want meat I want meat] played his unique skill, oh my god, the shadows of his figure were everywhere in the arena. And with his long name hanging above each of his shadows, [I want meat I want meat I want meat], I was really dazzled. It’s only you who could justify where his real body was hiding. You have my admiration!”Recruit New Members by Seducing Them.
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