《the hero, the villain,and the profiteer》chapter A side: spanic inquisition/ or yami tries comady1
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(yami is talking to the awake man on the table open chest cavity)
so then i said: "don't threatan me with a good time hun.", he then shot a fireball at me, which i caught and used to boil a kettle of water, of which i used to scald the dude's head whern he ran at me, and as he's on the hgrlound in pain, he shouts: "AAAAAH, MY DICK, YOU JUST SPLASHED HOT WATER ON MY DIIIICK! "
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAH
...........
.....what?...you didn't find it funny?
.........you took my intestines, both kidneys, and my anus, i hate you, piss off.
...well,....i wasn't expecting that kind of spanish inquisition from you.
(three men burst into the door) NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
[yami] WHO ARE YOU, HOW DID YOU GET IN MY CAVE; LEAVE OR I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU WITH-YOUR-OWN-SEVERED-PENUSES!.....
[tink in the other room] whats going on in there?!
[yami]abuncha weirdo asshats just burst in when i was entertaining comany.
[the man] please help me.
no.
[some dude]I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS; I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
[yami]THATS becouse i amputated your arms.
.[some dude]..oh.
[yami]....you want them back?
..yes please.
..well, let me hand you them..(the fall on the floor)..oh....no...arms,...hands,..but no arms.(think of a penguin)
Spoiler: explined last part
.....thats the thing..hands atached to torso, without arms.
knock-knock
who-who's there.
a canible, im here for dinner
....your friends already had lunch, so i can't open the door.
Spoiler: explained
HE HAS NO LIMBS!
...still sore i let my assistants play 4way, tug-of-war with you, eih?
who wouldn't be, it was this noon.
why is there a room with just two angry men yelling at each other in a phoren languige?
im trying sothing new.
THEY HAD NO MOUTHS!..HOW WERE THEY YELLING?!
...like i said, trying somthing new.
Spoiler: Spoiler
......im waiting for you to get it.....................................................................................ever heard the term"talking out of your ass"?
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