《Bukowski's Broken Family Band》Interlude 1
Advertisement
Bukowski Lives!
By Lucas Yarbrough. October 15th 2019.
The Bukowski Brothers' Broken Family Band (their actual band name) has cornered the market on indie bands fronted by dead writers. Spirited frontman Jaymie Bukowski (his actual name, according to social media) claims to have been born the very moment that Charles Bukowski (probably not JB's actual ancestor) died, a story which this reviewer can so far neither confirm nor deny. Whether or not there's any credence to his tale matters very little in light of the performance that the BBBFB delivered last Friday night at a house show put on by Lo Wave, a new and promising group of local promoters.
The Bukowski Bros.’ show begins with JB monologuing about his at-birth Bukowski possession and the ensuing emo nature of his childhood. For a man whose entire youth has been a continuation of the life of a curmudgeonly, alcoholic, gambling-addicted septuagenarian, JB is surprisingly energetic. The first song, a catchy upbeat scorcher of a tune, is about how terrible all the other writers except him are.
Though the term "indie rock" may be too broad a category to be descriptive, The BBBFB's guitar- and synth-centred sound falls firmly on the darker side of this genre—JB presents his lyrics with a frantic theatricality that combines an indie aesthetic with punk rock performance art. Four songs into the set, JB appears to be wasted (but is, I suspect, not actually wasted) and is yelling a nonsensical drunken diatribe against whichever god controls the outcomes of horse races in California, with no accompaniment but a tipsy walking bass line, the band's tight pop sensibilities temporarily set aside for a brief freak-jazz meander. It is, in a word, madness.
Guitarist Jo Connors (maybe an actual genius) is perhaps known to a select few long-time local scenesters for her stint in the punk band The Ballet Llama. We're 25 minutes into the set and she's shredding scales and notes and whatever else you shred while JB performs an onstage costume change. Connors has left behind her days of palm-muted power chords played at blistering speeds, but she hasn't lost any of her intensity. This guitarist is something to behold. Jo, can we go on a date? Just kidding, it's 2019, and that's inappropriate.
Advertisement
JB's wardrobe switch fortunately doesn't include changing his underwear, which, it is soon revealed, are horseshoe-patterned.
The enraptured female faces in the front row suggest that JB is the type of classic manic pixie dreamboy that young fans love to lust over. He has somehow done what very few musical acts have been able to do—Jaymie Bukowski has captured the hearts of both jaded hipsters, on the lookout for literary references, and teen girls alike. (And, I'm sure, a few rad young folks who fall in the centre of that Venn diagram). Mind you, there may be few people outside of those demographics that he would appeal to—the BBBFB are just too weird.
JB puts aside his synthesizer in favour of an electric guitar and manages to play it whilst jumping up and down on the balls of his feet and singing a ceaseless stream of lyrics about his 9 cats, almost to fast to make out, in a choked half-whisper, for an entire song. If he breathes at all in this time, I don't catch it.
We're nearing the end of the set and JB leads the rhythm section (his actual family) into a gentle ballad that, upon closer listen, seems to be about the singer's penchant for ‘getting drunk and jacking off in bed’ (an actual line from the bridge), and I think to myself, Why are we all here? We're going to get ourselves fucking murdered.
You'll have no doubt heard about the most recent show-related tragedy by now. You'll have heard another outburst of repeated warnings to stay in and watch Netflix and let the local music scene founder and die. But we will not stay in. Indie rockers, trend-setters, crust punks and metal heads and music lovers of all kinds, I remind you all (not that you actually need it): this is a city that goes out to see their friends' band in the thick of a January blizzard, and threats of (actual) danger won't stop us either. Shows like this are the reason why.
Advertisement
Bukowski finishes the set lying on his back, the band executing a live fade-out around him as his keening tenor diminishes to a whisper. The audience cheers. This young Buk has proven that our music scene is far from dead.
RIP Kenton Wiens
Advertisement
- In Serial36 Chapters
My Girlfriend, the Necromancer
The power of the Orb cleaves the skies and shatters the earth. It heralds the advent of a new era, one where humanity is no longer at the top of the food chain and we must rise to the challenge when faced with our own extinction as a species. I could hardly care less. All I ever wanted was to love my Allie, to grow old and wrinkly by her side as I held her hand before taking my last breath on this green earth. To have our love echo through the ages, an ode to the last great love story on the planet, one that would endure the end of humanity, the breaking of the world, and even defy the dread summons of Death itself. It’s said that when the gods unleash their fury upon mortal kind, they grant their wishes. Well, crap. This is a gritty end of the world survival story with modern fantasy/romance/game-like elements in it. The main focus will be character development while stats and menus are there as a fun vehicle to empower the imagination. This is a work in progress and I deeply appreciate any helpful suggestions, so please don't be shy with input! Currently posting at least one chapter per week.
8 159 - In Serial32 Chapters
Yore and Olds
The continent of Temuair houses wars, politics, dungeons, magics, and the most dangerous of them all, Aislings. The civilization of Hy-Brasyl is long gone, and the gods have departed from their shores. Millenniums pass and now another war has been wage. The question is, who are they fighting against and for what purpose? The many powers that rule this world are locked in a fierce competition. One of these powers stepped through an unethical barrier, striving for a greater power. A boy, who was preyed upon, fell towards their hands. His mind fell ill to revenge, hoping that one day he'll be free again. DISCLAIMER: This novel borrow elements from the lore and mythology of the game Dark Ages. The lore and mythology won't be a 1:1 copy, and most if not all will be tweaked for this novel. Many elements will also be added that is not included in Dark Ages. It should be easier to follow along if you're familiar with the lore, but it is not require, at all, to know a thing about it. I will explain things when needed, and hopefully it will be sufficient.
8 95 - In Serial8 Chapters
Sherds
Linus falls into another world, arriving on an archipelago. This is a story about exploration, and archaeology is a major theme! Studying history and pre-history is a favorite of mine, so this is a project using my research to build a world. One of the magic systems has rpg inspired elements, but this isn't a litrpg at its core. I'm an art student and haven't written much, but I like telling stories. This is largely just for fun, my own spin on the RR other world formula. (Placeholder cover is from the Palazzo Massimo in Rome)
8 256 - In Serial6 Chapters
I am the system
Looks like I got banished to mortal world with no cultivation, Run over by a car! I will get my revenge against you Subaru… ehh what’s health insurance… huhh what’s a ‘system’… In Soviet Russian the MC doesn’t have a system, the MC is the system.
8 83 - In Serial155 Chapters
Interpersonal Chemistry
On the cusp of 30, Mitch Calvert is a typical Millennial that finds himself facing instability and crossroads for what feels like the hundredth goddamn time in a decade. Now he’s temporarily incapacitated, which is keeping him from his form of escapism at the worst imaginable moment. But what can you do? It’s either take the beatdown without putting up any resistance, or grab a steel chair and start swinging back. Interpersonal Chemistry is the story of misfit wrestlers that takes place in the fictional city of Monument, Massachusetts. It’s rated M, intended for mature audiences only due to sensitive subject matters such as: mental illness, addiction, trauma, violence (typical of the setting), and vulgar language.
8 192 - In Serial34 Chapters
Tbh X Laff
I don't know really I don't know~Cover updated by Minecraft Lettuce~
8 156

