My name is Shou Matsuri, I am a math teacher or I was five seconds ago.

I got in a car accident, bloody bastard doesn't know how to drive *sigh*

I seem to be in a young boy's body, about three to four years old.

Im naked and I have a lot of bruises, maybe I fell from somewhere?

*looks up*

Jesus... how am I alive?... I don't seem to remember anything this boy remembers, maybe it was because of the fall.

*sees rock*

Maybe if I..

*tries to slam head against the rock*

"STOOOOOPPPPP!" Yells an unfamiliar voice.

I immediately try to stop but the momentum still made me hit the rock full force.

*blacks out*

*wakes up*

Ouch.. now that I think about it, that wasn't a very smart thing to do.

*looks around*

Where am I?

*headache*

Oucchhhhhh

*memories return*

*Horrified face*

*gasp*

What the fuck.

Are you kidding me? I used to be a freaking night pleaser for some lord?...

(wow that lord has some issues that needs to be addressed.)

Ahhh I want to dieee.

NO the boy probably ran away because he wanted to live a new life.

In that case I'll live his life for him. ☆-☆

*someone enters the door*

? : Oh you're awake. Good. Ive made you some food.

Shou: Who are you?

Mina: My name is Mina ^_^ i'm an elf, as you can see from my long ears. This is my house. I took care of you while you were out. Soooo why were you in the Shi No Mori trying to smash your head in?

Shou: (I probably shouldn't tell her. And wait.. Forest of Death? Jesus..)

I don't know.

Mina: Hmm, I guess you lost your memories? That was a really hard smash. Well anyways get better soon. Im going to go out and hunt.

Shou: Ok..

Mina: *opens door*

Oh and what's your name?

Shou: (Hmm since Im doing the lost my memories act)

I don't know.

Mina: Well since I found you inside the Shi No Mori I guess I'll call you Shi, are you alright with that?

Shou/Shi: Hmm

Shi: Umm.. can I call you mom?

Mina: Oh my, yes, be a good boy and behave, shi. I'll be back soon.