Extras #2

Part 1: a certain change

One day, on a certain island, Nazar breathed out as he lay on the bed.

“What’s wrong?” Laura, who was sitting on the bed with her back pressed against the wall asked.

“Eh, nothing, just feel kinda bored.”

“Hm, is that so?”

“Yeah… Don’t you get bored?”

Laura pursed her lips for a moment as she thought.

“Eh, not really.”

“Must be nice...”

“Since you are bored,” with an interested smile, Laura went closer to Nazar. “Can you shapeshift?”

Although confused, Nazar nodded.

“Sure. What do you have in mind?”

Laura averted her gaze as she thought about it.

Maybe this idea of mine is too stupid? Should I rethi--

She shook her head left and right.

Nope, let’s do this!

“Do you have a female form?”

“...”

Nazar stared at her blankly.

“...”

Nazar used his index finger to clean his ear.

“Come again, please?”

“...Sigh. Do you have a female form?”

“Yes,” to the surprise of Laura, Nazar responded quickly. “In the multiverse, a version of me is a woman, whom I met quite a while ago. ”

"...The multiverse is truly weird, huh?"

"Oh, you don't know the half of it. One day, I will give you a full tour of the multiverse if you want. It's ugly, beautiful, and weird."

"Hmmm, I will think about it. But in any event, lemme see your fem form."

"Fem… That's not something I want to change into."

"Please?"

Nazar let out a heavy sigh.

"Fine."

He sat up. His body shone as it went through a cellular change.

The white hair grew silky and as long as his (her?) waist.

The red eyes turned sparkling.

And the chest grew by many centimetres, ripping through the black shirt.

"Woah!" Laura's eyes widened as she examined this version of Nazar. "Holy crap, man, you got some big honkers. And those eyes… Why are they so sparkly?"

Nazar's face slowly turned beet red.

The more Laura examined him, the more embarrassed he became.

Please, please, please, let me survive this so I can destroy this form once and for all, he (?) thought.

"This is really well built. Does it change your personality?"

Nazar flicked a few strands of his hair with the back of his right hand as he (?) puffed his chest out pridefully, "Hmph, this change takes place on the lowest level possible, not merely changing my outer body but changing myself on a psychological level too. Pretty simple task for me to do considering my status."

"..."

With the way he (?) spoke and gestured, she was genuinely surprised.

It seems too different from his usual self. This was too confident and boasted about the power.

"Hm, as it turns out, I don't seem to have feelings for you in this form. Interesting, Indeed."

"...Expected that. And sorta the same."

"I see."

The form changed back to his usual.

He laid back on the floor and covered his embarrassed face with both of his hands.

"...So?"

"...?"

Laura cocked her head in a confused manner.

"Are you happy?"

"Eh, a bit disappointed. You look better than me. I don't think I can live with that," she sighed.

"That's surprising."

"I guess, I am developing an inferiority complex. Alright! Time to make fun of you so this goes away," she clenched her fist in front of her chest and shouted out in confidence and determination.

"Uhh?"

He stood up and looked at her.

"Nah, stay back.”

“Anyway, did you practice with your fem-self all these years? No wonder why you are--”

Nazar realised what she was about to say, so he cut off her sentence, “I am leaving. See--"

"Wait, what if you gender bent me?"

".......No, that's not a sight I wish to see."

Laura clasped her hands in front of her chest and with dewy eyes, she said, "Please?"

"...No."

“My eyes didn’t work?” she frowned.

“...”

Nazar let out a heavy sigh.

“Sure, but don’t tell me if you looked ugly. Oh! But I am not looking. I don’t need any more nightmares,” he spoke with a faint smile while he shrugged.

She threw a pillow at him. In return, he just laughed.

“Rude!”

“I am going to leave; your form will revert to normal after one hour. So, do whatever you want to do.”

A portal opened behind Nazar.

“Well, whatever, I just want to see something.”

He snapped his fingers and Laura began to go through a change.

Before she could change, he was sucked in by the portal.

After an hour or so, the portal opened and Nazar walked through it.

Laura, with a beet red face quickly covered herself under the bed sheet.

“Wah?!”

Nazar narrowed his eyes.

“So, how did your other form go?”

“...Shut up.”

“Nightmarish?”

“...Kind of,” embarrassed, her tone was barely audible.

Nazar scoffed.

“I warned you… Sort of. In any case, was that an interesting experience for you?”

“.... I don’t want to talk about,” she shrunk down in the bed.

Instead of comforting her, Nazar just laughed.

“Let’s never do anything even remotely close to that.”

“I concur,” Nazar agreed without hesitation.

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Part 2: a certain sound

2010, Plymouth, UK:

Nazar was sitting at a desk in his room and drawing something and Solace was lying down on his bed.

She was staring at the ceiling while pouting unpleasantly.

“I don’t like this...”

“The thing I am drawing right now? It is you, so I thought you would like it…” he let out a disappointed sound. “Alright, I--”

“No,” she cut him off with a thin and quick rebuttal. “That’s not it. It’s something else...”

“Oh?”

He turned around in the chair and looked at her with great interest.

But suddenly, it turned into confusion.

“Why are you fondling your breast?”

“That’s the problem!”

“Oh!” he raised an index finger, thinking he figured out the problem. “If you don’t feel good fondling them, I could change your exterior skin.”

“Hmmm...” she looked at her breasts, still pouting. “The animes you watch, when their breasts move, they make a “boing! boing!” sound. But mine doesn’t.”

“...”

Nazar turned away and focused on the drawing again.

“Grr,” Solace’s face twisted in anger.

She picked up a pillow and threw it at Nazar’s head.

“Ow!”

“Change it! I need that sound.”

With drooping shoulders, Nazar sighed.

“Fine.”

He snapped his fingers and Solace’s body went through a minor change.

Her generous chest bounced as she sat up abruptly.

BOING!

“Oh!”

Her face lit up brightly in happiness.

“Finally!”

Nazar rolled his eyes and focused on the drawing.

However, after a fleeting moment, he started grunting.

“Hrm.”

“Look, look!”

Solace had started doing star jumps, causing her generous breasts to bounce over and over again. Which means, it constantly made “boing! boing!” noise.

“Solace, please?”

“But it’s the best! Don’t you love it?”

“I do,” he replied after a little hesitation, “but keep it down a little, please?”

“NOPE! HA!” Solace jumped up and down while squealing happily.

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Two weeks later, the same room:

“Please, please, please!”

Nazar was sitting at the same desk, but Solace was sitting on the floor with her hands clasped before her chest.

Her face was red with an almost crying face as she begged him.

“Please get rid of that horrendous sound! I beg youuuuuuuuuuuu.”

“...”

“Please?” her blue eyes sparkled with tears.

“.... No,” Nazar smiled thinly. “You will have to live with it.”

Solace’s lips pursed as they trembled.

“I beg you. This is the only thing I will ever ask of you, my master!”

“...”

He shook his head.

“No.”

Seeing how she was about to cry any second, Nazar let out a heavy sigh.

“Fine.”

He snapped his fingers and got rid of that horrible sound.

“Yay!”

Solace immediately threw her hands into the air, happily.

“Sheesh,” he shook his head a little. “I hope you learned your lesson.”

“Thank you,” she said with a sparkling smile as she leaned in and kissed him on the cheek with her glossy red lips. “Love you.”

“Whatever,” he breathed out heavily. “Just remember, I am not fixing it next time.”

“Alright, alright, I get it,” with her eyes darted down at Nazar, Solace raised her eyebrow a little and frowned. “I am not letting you touch my breasts.”

“...”

He leaned back in the chair and cupped his chin as he thought.

“Nevermind then.”

“Heh,” Solace giggled.

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Part 3: a certain perspective

2001:

Nazar and Solace landed on a large empty planet.

“Why this wasteland?”

“I am experimenting,” Solace replaced immediately.

In front of her, dozens of holographic screens appeared, and she started operating through it.

“Fine,” he groaned with a weary face, “I will look around, hopefully I find something interesting.”

Solace waved her hand and shunned him away.

Nazar flew low over the planet, analysing it.

“Hm?”

When he was flying, he heard a loud sound, so he followed it with interest.

Behind one of the mountains, he found two enhanced individuals battling.

“Hm.”

He crossed his legs mid-air and watched them fight with a bored look on his face.

Why would anyone use martial arts when you have powers? I wonder, is it fun?

“!!”

An idea flashed through his mind, so he grinned thinly.

“Alrighty!”

He made himself invisible and flew down.

I have tons of problems I don’t want to think about and face, so entertain me, please.

He moved left and right, up and down, looking at the fight from different angles.

He watched and watched but grew bored of it very quickly.

“Ah, I have got an idea.”

Hearing a voice above him, he looked up and saw Solace.

“Finished?”

“Yeah, this was a mistake. Did not find anything.”

“I don’t get the point of your experiments.”

“I am looking to understand emotions on an even deeper level. I had intel that there was a newly born civilisation, so I wanted to observe them.”

She wants to do everything the long way, so it does not get boring. I can understand.

Nazar let out a sigh.

“So?”

“Why not add background music to it? Manipulate the light around to make it even better?”

“...”

He thought about her idea for a moment before his eyes went wide.

“Oh! You are a genius.”

“I know,” she replied with a smug smile.

Nazar slashed his hand and created a pocket dimension.

Solace and Nazar entered it.

There were two sofas and popcorn, so they sat down.

In front of them, a window to the main universe appeared, showing the fight from multiple angels.

“Slow it down, speed it up… This shouldn’t be hard, right?”

“Of course,” Nazar replied with a relaxed smile. “This is going to be fun.”

Solace created music for it.

They both sat and enjoyed watching two people fighting themselves to death.

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Part 4.1: A certain cosmic entity

2012:

At the edge of the universe, Nazar grew as large as this star system’s sun.

“I am Galactus.”

“Beh,” Solace rolled her, unamused. “You can’t be as cool as him. You don’t even have his awesome armour.”

Nazar grunted softly.

“Anyway… I can do what he can.”

He swung his large arm through the dark space and held the planet in front of him.

“Watch me.”

He pulled the planet towards his mouth and swallowed it in one bite.

“Well… Galactus would have done differently.”

“Oh, shut it, you nerd!”

“Haaah?!” Solace’s eyebrow twitched in anger. “You are the nerd, not me, you noodlehead!”

Nazar reduced his size and looked at her blankly.

Solace crossed her hands across her chest and snorted angrily.

“Cute.”

“...”

To her angry and confused look, he just shrugged with a soft smile.

“Anyway, the planet did not taste good. Must be because there were people in it.”

Solace’s mood changed and narrowed her eyes a little.

“Perhaps you should have changed it to energy at the last moment. Souls taste quite amazing. ”

“True. Perhaps I should do that in the next star system.”

“Yep. Now, let’s go.”

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Part 4.2:

Lucifer was in the same galaxy, so when he sensed Nazar’s energy, he came to the same system.

Although it was not important, Lucifer wanted to discuss something.

However, when he saw Solace with him, his face twisted unpleasantly.

“Pathetic!”

How can she be so obedient? How can some so unnatural, without free will, exist?

What angered Lucifer even greater is how free and human-like she acted.

Because at the end, it is nothing but a program.

He clicked his tongue angrily before vanishing and leaving this universe.

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Part 5: a certain McPlanet

2010:

In the middle of the Whirlpool Galaxy, in an underdeveloped planet of pink blobs. They had big bellies with small legs, thin necks and large heads.

“What an odd world...” Nazar looked around, somewhat disgusted.

“Why this world?” Solace said with a frown.

“I...”

“I will let you touch me in all places but let’s leave this disgusting planet,” she said with a thin seductive smile.

“...”

Solace supported her breasts with her two hands and jiggled it.

“It’s a one time offer.”

“...”

Nazar looked at her breasts, then her face, then looked at the ugly creatures.

“I am fine for now.”

Solace let out a heavy sigh as her shoulders dropped.

“McWeelkooom McTo Mcthe McPlanet!”

A blob came closer to them with his arms spread wide and smiling happily.

“Mc…?”

Nazar looked at Solace with a lifeless look on his face.

“McYes. McWhom McMight McYou McBe, McMy McFriend?”

Nazar’s cheek twitched as he let his shoulders drop.

“McHehe. McYour McNazar. McWelcome. McHappy McTo McMeet McYou.”

“M-me too...”

“McAnd McYou McBe, McMy McFair McLady?”

“S-Solace.”

“McSolace, McWonderful McName.”

They listened to this man talk about his McPlanet for a few minutes before Nazar felt like his soul was leaving him.

“McPlease, McCome. McI McWill McShow McYou McMy McWorld.”

Perhaps it’s just him…

HOWEVER!

They were wrong.

This whole planet was the same.

Everyone spoke the same.

{Solace?}

He initiated a telepathic conversation with Solace.

{Ugh, this is so annoying, and I only heard it for five days,} Solace replied, almost dead.

These last few days have been worse than hell for them.

{Please can you kill me?}

{Can you kill me first?}

“!!”

Nazar took a deep breath as an idea flashed through his head.

"I McFucking had it with all of you!"

Nazar stabbed his foot on the surface of the planet causing it to crack into small pieces.

The McRace of this McPlanet died after living for just two thousand years.