《Re: Generic Isekai - An Isekai with a loooooooooooooong title.》Chapter 3: This is. The most powerful cheat skill of all creations.
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Bob looked at the list of cheat skills:
[Muscle enhancement EX] - Thou shalt have the strongest muscles in da world but thou shalt be mentally disabled. [Mana overload EX] - Thou shalt have ten times more MP then a normal persan but thou shalt be extremely overweight. [Golden Life EX] - Thou shalt be rich but thou shalt suffer from erectyle disfunction and also long term peenis painful shalt be suffered by thou.
[Bloody sexy EX] - Thou shalt be handsomely looking and the women slaying bastard art thou but thou shalt have severely hemorrhoids. [The good die young EX] - Thou shalt be born as a prince but thou will denvelope testit cancer which thou can't cure it no more no matter what thou do to cure it.
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And the list went on.
In the end, Bob finished reading over a million cheatskill in just five hours.
He closed his eyes, took a deep breath in.
"Fuck," he said, and picked the most powerful cheatskill:
[Homosa pien EX] - Thou shalt be a generic persan and the healthy persan shalt be thou.
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