Time froze. Bob and the ceiling had a conversation.

The ceiling said.

...

Nah, just kidding. The ceiling was only there to display the words of God.

Or actually, Goddess.

Sorry about that.

The pain on Bob’s back quickly faded away. However, he was now sweating like a lubricated pig.

Shit! thought the baby Bob, I fucked up!

Yeahhh... Bob had fucked up pretty much. The Goddess answered his distressing call and what was the first thing he said to her?

“New life… my ass!”

That was very stupid.

However, lucky for Bob, the Goddess wasn’t paying attention. And as she didn't hear Bob answering her, she asked him again:

“Phewwww!~” Bob sighed in relief. The Goddess didn’t say anything about his previous cursing, and there was no sign of hostility, so he knew that he was safe this time. He was scared shit-less as he remembered what happened to his pee pee that one time he pissed the Goddess off, and not to mention, the burning pain just seconds ago was insane! Knowing that, Bob told himself to stop saying stupid shits, as he did not want to be punished anymore.

“H-Hello…” Bob greeted the Goddess with a better attitude. “Yes, I can read the texts. And thank you very much for answering my call,” he then said.

Eh? Bob startled. C-COMPUTER!? Even his mind stuttered.

Bob couldn’t believe what he just read, so he read the message again. However, it was different the second time he read it.

Fuck me... Bob cursed himself. How the hell could I misread that!?

Well, Bob was under so much stress at the moment, so maybe that’s why he misread the words?

...

Nah, he didn’t. It was the Goddess who changed the text, but it happened so quickly that Bob didn’t notice.

And the conversation continued.

“S-sin? Punishment? I’m so sorry but… w-what do you mean?” Bob replied. Actually, he was just playing the “innocent” card.

Shit! So that’s what it was! A sin! A fucking sin!

Bob had already figured out the reason of the burning pain was because of him breaking the first rule. However, he wasn’t expecting it to be THAT serious!

Randomly cursing you is a sin!? And it was ME being forced to agree to your shitty contract in the first place!? You-- you Goddess are crazy!

And as Bob was thinking that, the texts changed again.

Damn it! History logs!? Bob’s face instantly turned pale. You can even see the past!? I’m so fucked!

Yes, to Bob, that was probably the worst news ever. He already accepted the fact that the rules and the punishments were unreasonable. But now, the Goddess also had access to the history logs!? That means from now on, everything Bob was going to do would be monitored closely by her! Literally everything!

True despair made its way into Bob's innocent soul. Poor Bob. This world had became not only hell, but also a prison of no escape. Even death couldn’t set Bob free, because in the end, his soul would always return to the Goddess' realm.

A wonderful second life? Screw that!

There was only one thing Bob could do now: To obey and try his best to avoid punishments.

And as Bob was not an idiot, he figured that out instantly. “It was an accident! I swear! Please! Have mercy!” he cried and begged.

And please don’t tell me that you can also read minds!

Yes, if the Goddess could read minds, then "Game Over". You can fake anything, but not your inner thoughts.

“Y-yes! Thank you very much my Goddess! I won’t ever do that again! I promise…!”

And Bob’s face regained colors.

So you cannot read minds! You are not omnipotent! I still have a chance! Bob noted that.

But a chance of doing what?

No idea.

“I-i like it a lot! It was awesome! Thank you so much for a giving me a second life! I appreciated it!” Bob lied. Can't hate him though, he just wanted to be safe.

But isn't that contradicted what he did earlier?

Or… not?

“Yes, there are many things i like, but there are also a few minor problems…”

Ah… “Minor problems”.

“Phewwww~” Bob sighed in relief. He had succeeded in mentioning about the problems without pissing the Goddess off.

“My Goddess, the first thing is…”

Just like that, Bob told the Goddess about the “minor” problems that he had. He told her everything, including people being ugly, his mother missing nipples, and most importantly, how much he disliked being inside the body of a baby...

And what did the Goddess say?

Let’s find out on the upcoming chapter...

...of Generic ...

Isekai.