《To Banana or Not To Banana》Meow! (1)
Advertisement
After eating the worm, Skely and Jello decided to move on.
Narrator: Hey author! Did you forget that Skely wants to remember what happened to him a day before?
Author: :/
Skelo: What did I forget?
Author: Nothing...
Skely: Okay...
Skely was walking like a boss in the Labyrinth while Jello is cute as F. Too bad nobody gives a single F about them. They had encountered many different; some of the monsters from Magikarp to Pikachu. Some were friendly, and some were not.
Suddenly, they found something weird on their way. It has two panels that meet in the middle with a board of two buttons not far from its side. Its look was shiny, magical and random...
"You just found a magical elevator!"
Readers: Nani?! Elevator????? Did you run out of idea?
Author: Nope... Just watch
Skely: Hmm, what is this one? Oh, there are two buttons. Let's click the one in the bottom.
Jello: (⁎˃ᆺ˂)
Skely: Oooy! System! What is "Elevator"?
System: Searching the result from WykyPedia
"Elevator is a type of vertical transportation that moves people or goods between floors (levels, decks) of a building, vessel, or other structure. Elevators are generally powered by magical motors that either drive traction cables and counterweight systems like a hoist or pump hydraulic fluid to raise a cylindrical piston like a jack.
In agriculture and manufacturing, an elevator is any type of conveyor device used to lift materials in a continuous stream into bins or silos. Several types exist, such as the chain and bucket elevator, grain auger screw conveyor using the principle of Archimedes' screw, or the chain and paddles or forks of hay elevators. Languages other than English may have loanwords based on either elevator or lift. Because of wheelchair access laws, elevators are often a legal requirement in new multistory buildings, especially where wheelchair ramps would be impractical."
Advertisement
Readers: WTF Author!!! Did you just copy and paste from Wyky to reach 1k words ...?
Author: You imagine things... I'm not that shameless...
Ding!! The elevator opened. Inside, there were four glass walls. A classical song was played.
The elevator's walls were a boring white color. Due to the passage of time, the corners were slightly darkened from dust. On one wall of the elevator were ninety-nine green buttons with numbers on them and one huge, red button. The red button has the huge skull on it.
Skely and Jello walked into the elevator. Skely saw the red button and was so curious about that. Skely didn't stop for a second and pressed the button...
Jello: (⑉･̆⌓･̆⑉)
Skely: What do you mean? I'm just curious what will happen after pressing the button okay?
Jello: ╭(๑¯д¯๑)╮
Skely: See? Nothing happened. Come on man! Trust me, we'll be fine...
Poof!
Skely and Jello suddenly appeared in a dark room and got chained to the wall.
"Do you want to play a game?" - A puppet rode a bicycle to Skely and Jello asked them.
Its face was pale white with a protruding brow and cheeks that had red spirals painted on them. His red lips formed a grin, his eyes were black with red irises and his head was topped with black, messy hair. Additionally, he wore a black tuxedo with a white shirt and gloves, a red bow tie as well as red shoes and always had a red handkerchief in his breast pocket.
Skely: Sure, why not? What's your name by the way?
Puppet: I'm Billy
"You will have to give correct answers to my three riddle. If you give me a wrong answer, you will die. If you cannot answer, you will die." - Billy the Puppet talked to them with an evil chill tone.
Advertisement
"The game will start now"
"Ms. A is sexy.
Ms. B is cute.
Ms. C is beautiful.
They all just got out of an airplane.
What did people at the airport think about them?"
Skely: Nobody give an F about them...
Billy: Correct!
Jello: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Readers: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Author: ಠ_ರೃ Deal with it
"This is the next riddle.
Ms. A and Ms. B were 17 and were not old enough to get into a club.
The guard stopped them.
Ms. A and Ms. B happened to know some Kungfu.
They beat the guard up.
After that, can they get into the club?"
Skely: Nope... They got caught and had to go to the police station.
Billy: Correct! How are you so smart?
Skely: My IQ is 200/200.
Author: 200/200= 1...
"This is my last question but also the hardest one.
You are the one and only who can make it this far.
Be prepared for my ultimate riddle.
Ms. A is a pretty and elegant girl.
Ms. B is a smart and sexy girl.
Both of them fell in love with a guy.
In the end, everyone lives happily ever again.
What happened to them?"
Skely: This is really a hard riddle. Please give me five second.
Billy: Five... Four... Three... Tw...
Skely: Got it! That guy is gay. He found his true love. Ms. A and Ms. B realized that only girls can bring each other happiness. They became an Yuri Couple and lived happily ever after.
Jello: ...
Readers: ...
Author: *whistle*
Billy: *speechless*
Skely: So... Was I correct?
Billy: Yes... You can use the elevator now.
Poof!
Advertisement
- In Serial21 Chapters
Tale of Family - Book 1 - WIP
The world is peaceful in 2063. Fusion reactor and Diamon battery had taken care of the energetical problem. Countries were stable. Automation was everywhere. Life wasn't hard anymore, at least not in the United States of Europe. Summer break is about to start and, finally, Zoe will turn 18 and be able to play the game, Binding Fate. A simple video game, a vrmmo, but what swam under its surface wasn't simple. Power, fame and money were but the tip of the iceberg... State: Hiatus because I've an idea for another story. Quick F.A.Q. : - Yuri/female homosexual relation? Yes.- Yaoi/male homosexual relation? Maybe.- Explicit Sexual Content? Maybe.- Full Fledged Tragedy? No. Never, ever ever.- Body Modification/Body Horror? Yes. (Note: what one person think is body horror can be acceptable for someone else. If you want to see to what length I can go, read a bit of The Other Labyrinth. However, I won't go as high as quickly in the body mod/horror, so relax.- Gore? Hell yeah! I love gore! spraying blood and viscera etc...- Torture? Hurgh... maybe? Idk. Not at the start at the very least.- Memory loss/erasing? No, or at least not permanently. I basically hate this trope because it's like taking out all the character grow from a character, destroying everything that makes them what and who they are. so no.- Overpowered protagonist? You will see mufufu...- Will characters stay relevant seeing how numerous they are? YES, MOTHERFUCKING YES, I hate when characters relevance decay over time for no good reasons ^^'- Plot Armor? First of all, a definition: "Sometimes referred to as "Script Immunity" or a "Character Shield", Plot Armor is when a main character's life and health are safeguarded by the fact that he's the one person who can't be removed from the story. Therefore, whenever Bob is in a situation where he could be killed (or at the least very seriously injured), he comes out unharmed with no logical, in-universe explanation." (courtesy of https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PlotArmor I love you guys ^^) So now that this is said, do my characters have plot armour? No, because I always have an in-universe explanation, even if you don't know it yet ^^ Something is illogical or don't make sense? Read more, the answer is surely in the story ^u^- Balanced system? If you want to crush numbers and have a perfect equation balancing all the system, that's not the story for you. The system is more like a living being, and the rewards aren't forcibly tied to the level of the player. In fact, the system is purposely unbalanced ^^' Author's note: My goal here is to write a slow-paced story revolving around the bonds linking the characters, be them family, friends or lovers. Fight will be part of it, but I intend to build an actual interesting world before making truly large-scale battle happen, because the bigger a battle is, the larger its causes and effects are. I also aim at telling a story about how the characters actually help each other becoming stronger, more stable and happier. I particularly despise the lone MC type that becomes so powerful that every other character of the current setting become irrelevant beside being hostage targets, so this will not happen. I also like crafting, arrays, blacksmithing etc... so there may be crafting. Another thing I like is management game like sim-city or the like, so this while also appears, keeping in mind that I like MC's that make people around them stronger... For the tropers around here, a list of tropes that I like to use (note that I may not use all of them ^^) (this list will be updated as I dive deeper and deeper into our dear trope wiki.)- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BodyHorror- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SealedGoodInACan- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/YouAreNotAlone- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ZombieAdvocate (In particular since I see a lot of things that aren't human as worthy to live and to live with)- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasLovedOnes- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenEvilHasStandards- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HeelFaceTurn- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CorruptTheCutie (Note: being corrupted don't mean you're a villain, only different than before.)- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DefectingForLove (Of course.)- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainousRescue- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InterspeciesAdoption (For the same reasons as zombie advocate, since I love family stuff)- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BrokenBird (to go with corrupt the cutie if it's a girl)Cover: "The Bard" by John Martin, 1817.
8 153 - In Serial9 Chapters
Chaos: Another World Betrayal
It feels like an eternity since I was trapped within this dungeon... My arms have been crushed, my spine is broken, and my friend is dead. I was summoned to this other world along with my classmates in order to save it, but being betrayed by one of my classmates, I fell deep into one of the dungeons. My friend sacrificed himself to keep me alive. And it also seems that the people of this kingdom have been lying... ‘Demons are evil!’ Don’t make me laugh! They’re the ones who saved me! I swear I’ll get back out of here and destroy everything. Not one person will survive my wrath. Wait for me motherf*ckers, because your worst f*cking nightmare’s still alive!
8 60 - In Serial16 Chapters
Gods Game
The Gods gathered together in a moment of clarity and created a world where people could battle, gain powers, and eventually enough power to kill them and take their place. After a millennium, they still have little success. Some of the combatants have died, others have given up and accepted their lives as they are, others turned their back on their original calling entirely, rebelled and have decided to wage war against this world and the reason they are there. So the gods keep scooping people up from the various worlds they've created in hopes of finding their death. They had gathered from six of the seven worlds they had available to them, now they have no choice but to gather combatants from the one world they swore they would leave alone: Earth. The world was dying and the people seemed hell bent on killing each other, rather than focusing on keeping their world alive so they could all live peacefully. Earth wasn't an ideal place to choose from, but the Gods had no choice. With new combatants gathered, each blessed with a gift from the Gods, they are set loose in the world of Taimin. The play ground for the replacement God candidates. However, this time, the combatants are unaware of their true purpose, so that maybe, they can accomplish the God's true goals. Another round of God creation has begun, but with secrets kept from them, and others hunting for their deaths, can they survive the first rounds, or will they perish because of the weaknesses they carry? NOTE: I do not own that cover, I googled fantasy wallpaper planets and I found that one. ^_^ Also, this story will slightly be fanfictiony as some weapons and elements may come videos, shows, and/or books.
8 177 - In Serial31 Chapters
My power is actually really OP you know
A person with a really OP power struggles to live in peace
8 186 - In Serial38 Chapters
A Daughter of Thanatos( Nico di Angelo )
"Are you okay? You look like you've seen a ghost!" Irissa asked."Of course! Her dad is Thanatos. Reaper of souls and guard of the doors of death! What did you expect? She'd see unicorns?" Clara Jade Walker was pretty sure she was a normal girl living a normal life before she thought she met this really 'rude', 'arrogant bastard', named Nico di Angelo. One boring school day ago, she was walking to the vice principle's office with her best friend, Andrea(Andy) Philips, they found out that the vice principle was a fury. A "mythical" Greek creature. Wonderful, right?! Their friend, Grover Underwood- who is suppose to be CRIPPLED-, and Nico(the 'jerk') protected them from it. They find out that Grover is a saytr and that they were demigods. (The 'rude bastard' that she hates also is one.) Clare can now kiss goodbye all her beliefs! When she learns that she has to share a cabin with Nico when sh arrives to camp, she absolutely goes bonkers! When they learn more about each other and spend more time with one another, they realize that they have strong feelings for each other. Will fate be generous, or tear them apart??
8 108 - In Serial42 Chapters
Unearth The Shadows
Fantasy novel | gay romance sub-plot| poc main character. An heir to a monarchy threatened by a popular revolution forges an alliance with an amnesiac man with forgotten links to the rebellion. • • •Heron, Monarch-in-Prospect of Ceres, lost his mother to an icy storm. Two years later he still battles with the grief. The storm is back. And Heron finds a man trapped unconscious in the middle of the cold winds. His vital signs are odd and the only thing he remembers is his name : Davir.Heron provides Davir with medical care and finds in the stranger the opportunity to have a pawn in the royal guard. An alibi to buy himself liberty from the control of the ruling council of the capital. An indebted man is a man easy to persuade, and Davir acts as intended. As a popular rebellion against the Monarchy festers in the capital, Heron's new-found liberty soon leads him to cross paths with the rebels. An unsettling discovery comes to the surface: he'd been lied to about the death of his mother by the ruling council. Suspicious that he's, too, a pawn trapped in a tangle of political interests he cares little for, Heron is determined to get to the bottom of the secrets kept from him. Davir's military abilities could be of great help. Davir, too, needs Heron's ressources to discover his forgotten identity. An alliance between the two is then formed. But the clues leading to Davir's past point toward where they shouldn't : the rebellion and dark, sinful, supernatural arts of soul eaters.____________________________________©Copyright A. Gonçalo. All rights reserved.
8 85
Prev Chap
Next Chap
Chap List
Boy
Girl
