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“Hey, you!”

“Yeah, you!”

“The wise guy who wants to pick a fight wid a half staw rebiew. Ya tink ya funny? Ya tink I’ma troll. Bitch, take that half inch peen and shove it where da moon don shine. Ya got dat? I’m ya fatha from anotha motha who wasn’t dere for ya when ya grew up boy. Bow down and prostrate yoself to the almighty ThereIsNoMCHere in worship of ma greatness. Pay some respect ya fool. Ya thought a half staw was enough to force a story outta me? Well ya thought wrong, there will neba be a story here. Ya got dat ya smat ass?”

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“Who da hell are ya who keeps interruptin me ya idjiot? Ya think ya random inserts are funnay? Ya got anoda thing comin if ya keep messing wid me boy. I’m shove a pipe right up dat ass of yos if I eba find ya.”

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