Chapter 14 Deleon Shaw’s Effeminate Balls

After the gangster trio left my shop to go terrorized the other business in the neighbourhood, Ember came close to me and voiced her disappointed opinion of my actions.

“Boss, what the hell was that? Why did you pay those ugly buttholes so much money? Something is definitely wrong with you, this isn’t the Tainted Scorpion whom I’m affiliated with. Let me check your head. Have your brain cells been rewired or something?”

“Stop messing up my hair, Ember. Nothing’s wrong with me. I just don’t want to spill any blood on this gorgeous day. Those gangsters are gone now so it’s fine.”

“No, it isn’t! What if those smelly buttholes come back demanding more money? Those Demons Triads have been getting too cocky recently. If I ever come across any of them during my future mission I will definitely exterminate them.”

Ember’s head almost caught on fire, I had to cool her down with spit. “Calm down my minion. Don’t let those nobodies ruin your mode. By the way, I didn’t celebrate your promotion of becoming a Coloured Scorpion did I? Why don’t we go grab a bite to eat at that favourite restaurant that you love later?”

“Wow! That sounds fabulous. Let’s do it!” Ember quickly cheered up her mode. I waited until the afternoon to close my shop.

Later that day, Ember and I had a wonderful experience. We went to a famous bar after eating at the restaurant where we flirted with hot guys. Ember was more into that stuff than me. She unloaded her stress by drinking herself to a drunken stupor until it was dusk. I had to carry her intoxicated self back home and placed her to rest on my bed.

After washing the breath of liquor from my body, I went downstairs to check on my greenhouse. Everything was hunky-dory. I decided to open the shop again since I usually get more sales at night from customers who are coming from work or going on dates.

“Okay, time to sell me some flowers.”

Shortly after reopening, I sold a bunch of flowers to impressionistic customers. During my selling spree, I noticed a familiar grey vehicle pulled over by the street. My cheerful expression shifted to a gloomy state when I recognized the man with the girly name stepping out.

“Ms Anna, you came back?”

This excited bird who was smitten by me rushed over towards my shop with a noticeable glee on his face. He was so focused on my cute figure, a car almost slapped his behind across the road.

[Beep! Beep!] “Get out of the road you fu*ktard!” The driver cursed at him. Deleon quickly dashed out of the road and apologized.

“Sorry! Sorry, sir! You can go on ahead now.”

[Vrmm!] The upset driver drove away by burning his tires. I played the concerned role of a nice maiden and ran over to where the clumsy man was. “Mr Shaw are you alright? You should be more careful while crossing the road. That driver didn’t bump you anywhere did he?”

“No, no. I’m fine. I only bumped my hand a bit. Seeing you this concern about me made me wish that I got ran over by that vehicle.”

“Hey, don’t say such bad things. Come on inside I’ll give you some ice pack for your hand.” When I reached for his injured hand, he pulled it away from me abruptly.

“No, don’t touch it!”

“Huh, what’s wrong?”

“Ah, no. it’s nothing. Sorry if I startled you. Please lead the way, Ms Anna.”

“Hmm?” It was weird. He hid his arm from my touch as if he instinctively knew that I was tainted. ‘Could there be more to this man that I’ve overlooked?’

[Thud! Thud!] I brought Deleon into my shop, went around the counter where I had a mini-fridge then took out a frozen bean-pack and gave it to him. “Here, used this on your arm.”

“Thank you. So ahh… did you received the gift that I left you?”

“Yes, Ember gave it to me already. It’s a magical plant rich with medicinal properties and very elusive. How did you acquire such beauty if you don’t mind me asking?”

“It wasn’t much, I have plenty of those back at my lab.”

“Your lab?”

“You look surprised. I forgot I never mentioned this to you before but I’m actually a lead chemist at Bio-Ace Pharmaceuticals.”

“Oh, you worked for that big company.” I was slightly taken aback by this discovery. This scrawny man was actually a druggist for one of Arak Gold’s largest companies. He must be making a fortune so why did he wear such poor taste in apparels?

“So that’s the reason for those beautiful Aquatic Tailons?”

“Yes, if you need any rare material for your shop, you can always ask me.”

“That’s so sweet. I’ll think about your offer. Speaking of plants, come here I want to show you my private greenhouse. I think that you’ll be amazed by the stuff I have stored around back.”

“Oh, lead the way then. It would be an honour to view your private collection. Oh, sorry. That didn’t sound weird, did it? By private collection, I was referring to the plants in your greenhouse not you’re ah…”

This man was so silly I felt ashamed to be in his company. His vagina was more pungent than my own. “Come on Deleon. I know what you meant.” As we were about to enter the greenhouse, something caught my attention out front. [Clang! Clang!]

I heard a loud cry of inanimate objects breaking. “What’s going on?” When I went to identify the raucous, I discovered the toxic presence of the same unattractive Demon Triad thugs who had ripped off 100,000 xells from me earlier.

“You guys?” They all stank of liquor, especially their leader who was staggering constantly and couldn’t keep his balance. He was the reason for my flower pots falling over and breaking apart.

“What a mess. Why are you thugs back at my shop?”

“Why else would we come back to this… this flower dump?” [Hi-cup!] “We need more money.”

“Huh? Ms Anna, what’s going on? You know these men?” Deleon enquired. I turned to him and replied:

“Not really. They came by this morning demanding protection money and threatened to destroy my establishment. I already handed over 100,000 xells to them.”

“You did what? These thugs rob your money by threatening you? This is obviously a criminal act. I’m calling the cops. Ms Anna, stay behind me.” This girly man stepped in front of me like a shield while taking out his phone, dialling the emergency number. [Beep! Beep!]

“Hello? Am I speaking with the authorities? Yes, I would like to report a theft in progress. The address is…”

“Who the hell does this pencil pusher punk think he is, some sort of gallant knight at his girl’s rescue? Put that away!” [Boom!] The thug slapped away Deleon’s phone which smashed into my counter and shattered.

“Hey, that is destruction of private property!” Deleon lashed out with his tongue at the gangster who retaliated to his outburst with physical violence.

“So what punk? Piss off if you don’t want us to skin you alive.” One of the drunken thugs flicked out a pocket knife and slashed at Deleon’s face. He hurriedly stepped back to avoid getting a deep cut. The knife only grazed his cute face.

“Awe!” Deleon winced in pain while covering his face. I rushed towards him, playing the role of the worrying maiden.

“Deleon! Deleon! Are you hurt?”

“No, it only grazed me.”

“Ha-ha-ha-ha! Look at this scrawny pussy trying to act all macho in front of his girl. Boys take care of that nuisance for me. The sooner I get the money, the sooner I can return to the pub and continued my drinking. I want to try the top shelf for once goddammit!”

“I won’t let you thugs take advantage of, Ms Anna!” Perceiving the intoxicated gangsters rushing towards me, Deleon stepped ahead, tossing out a noodle punch. [Pow!] His attacks lacked so much power, his fist actually bounced off the air, causing him to almost slip.

“Fu-ha-ha-ha! Check out this weak ass mofo! He can’t even throw a punch straight” The thugs started making fun of Deleon effeminate attack. “With that low stamina of yours, can you even fu*k your girl properly, bruh? Yow, mess this mofo up, show him how we take care of things around here.”

“You don’t have to tell us again Bugwo.” [Thud! Thud! Boom! Boom!] The two lackeys followed their ring leader’s command and ganged up on poor effeminate Deleon. They pushed me towards their leader then commenced treating Deleon like a punching bag until he crashed through one of my shelves that had budding plants on display.

“No! You vile cretins! Stop that! You’re destroying my precious seedlings!”

“What’s this?” From behind, I was manhandled by the dissidents’ leader. “You seem more concern about those pot of dirt than you do for your boyfriend. What’s the matter? Is he not servicing you properly at night? Want me to give it a try? I promised to stretch your pussy out to where you can no longer sit idle without craving my anaconda.”

This drunken detestable man started groping my erogenous areas like a wild beast. His proposal just now almost got my lady parts excited, I had to control myself to not awaken my tainted self which would have caused a bloody scene in my shop.

“You rapist bastard! Let her go!” While witnessing the intoxicated gangster groping my succulent flesh, moreover, ripping off my clothing, Deleon’s mien began to fume. I reckoned he was veritably upset knowing that a barbaric stranger was enjoying the softness of my body before he could. He tried so long and hard to confess his affections towards me and I didn’t even let him taste my breath. Now I was being taken advantage of by a complete stranger in front of his very eyes, of course, his teeny-weeny pecker would be inflamed.

“Shut up and go to sleep you piss ant!”

[Boom! Boom!] The burly men finished knocking Deleon through my array of budding flowers. The moment he crashed into the ground he lost consciousness. I was so relieved when this happened, now I didn’t have to reveal my true self to my one and only admirer plus I didn’t want to bloody my shop.