《The FPD (Fart Police Department)》Chapter 3. Unleash Peach Blossom!
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Chapter 3 Unleash Peach Blossom!
“There, Rump Imprisoner disabled.” The mysterious rebel undid her embrace after freeing Selene’s butt from captivity.
“My butt is free again. Thank you, miss.” Selene offered her sincere gratitude.
“Don’t mention it. Come with me if you don’t want to be imprisoned.” The mysterious rebel took Selene’s hand and began fleeing from the scene very quickly. [Chep! Chep! Chep!]
Seeing them getting away, Officer Hizen glared at his subordinates. “What are you two idiots standing around for? Go get them!”
“Yes sir!” The FPD set their legs in gear and started chasing after the fleeing criminals.
“Selene!” Iyana called out to her friend, puzzled as to why the situation was escalating so suddenly.
“Iyana! Iyana!” While running away, Selene glanced back in Iyana’s direction, calling out to her for help.
The mysterious rebel realized that Selene was logging behind and dragged her forward. “Hey, don’t slow down!”
“Sorry!” Selene tried her best to keep up with the mysterious rebel. She ran track and field back in high school so keeping up wasn’t all that hard for her.
“You can’t escape the FPD!” The FPD was on their vanishing trail. Feet and arms were swaying back and forth repeatedly. They followed the criminals through a formers market plaza, demolishing countless wares in the process which made the vendors veritably upset.
“Hey! We work hard to produce these goods! You can’t just trample all over them!”
“Get out of our way old grouch!” Officer Hizen shoved the complaining elderly woman from his path, in the process, he stamped all over her freshly picked goods. [Squash! Squash!] “All of you peddlers clear a path! If I notice any of you aiding those fleeing criminals you will have hell to pay!”
[Boom! Boom! Boom!] The vendors hurriedly moved their goods to safety. However, some of them were too late, thus their wares were trampled over.
“They are gaining on us!” Looking back at the market place, the mysterious rebel saw the FPD gaining upon them. “Take this!” She dipped into one of the holders around her waist, quickly taking out a smoke canister which she tossed behind.
[Boom! Spuussh!] The moment the smoke canister contacted the ground with a moderate force, it formed an explosion of gaseous particles which temporarily masked the fleeing criminals’ visibility.
“A smoke bomb? Those criminals think they can deceive us?” Officer Hizen pushed through the smokescreen with his subordinates. Coming through the other side, they lost track of the two ladies momentarily.
“Where did they go?” Cryson hollered out while shifting his searching vision around the surrounding establishments. There was a grocery truck unloading many crates at one corner of the street. The men carrying the crates had their heads bent to a precise location. The strange look on their faces portrayed bewilderment.
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[Sniff! Sniff!] Officer Hizen used his keen sense of smell to quickly locate traces of Selene’s smelly buttocks. “Over there! They went through that alley where those men are looking at!”
[Chep! Chep! Chep!] The FPD followed the criminals' scent through the alley and quickly caught up with them again. “Give up now and make it easier on yourselves! Rebel scum!”
“Catch us if you can!” [Whoosh!] The mysterious rebel jumped over a guard rail with Selene while tossing behind her another canister. [Boom!] When it exploded, Cryson who was upfront got caught in the blast.
“Haa! What is this sticky stuff? Get it off me!” What came out of the canister when it exploded wasn’t smoke, instead, it was a purple gelatinous substance which adhered Cryson to the ground. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t get free. “Marian! You must avenge me!”
“Tsk! You rebel filth!” The female officer chasing behind Cryson saw his sorry state and followed the criminals over the guard rail who was running towards an abandoned factory. “See if you can escape us today!” She pulled her holster, equipped a non-lethal handgun then aimed at Selene. [Bam! Bam!] Marian fired two tranquillizing bullets at the fleeing criminals.
“Get down!” The mysterious rebel saw the incoming bullets soaring towards Selene’s posterior and dragged her out of its trajectory. [Whoosh!] That was one bullet evaded, the other was still targeting the mysterious rebel.
“You’re going down filth!” The female officer relished when she saw that her bullet was about to crash into the rebel’s spine.
“You underestimate me.” Responding to the officer’s derogatory remark, the mysterious rebel spun around with her bottom positioned adroitly to intercept the incoming tranquillizing bullet. “Take it back!” [Whoosh!] She deflected the bullet with the tip of her tensed rump, moreover, she managed to slap it back at the officer with even greater momentum.
“Damn, she’s good.” The officer was startled after witnessing the rebel’s adroit movements. “You’re skilled indeed, but so am I.” [Whoosh!] Marian flipped backwards, successfully dodging the countering bullet. This slowed her down which allowed the fleeing criminals to create some distance.
“We have to hurry and shake off these pursuers.” Pondering this, the mysterious rebel noticed another group of FPD officers approaching from in front of them in big jeeps.
“There they are! Don’t let them escape!”
“Reinforcements? They are trying to corner us. Hey, lady! Head towards that factory over there.”
“Alright.” [Chep! Chep! Chep!] Selene didn’t know what else to do in the spur of the moment other than to follow the mysterious rebel’s orders. Thus, together they ran inside the abandoned factory. Right after entering, they moved towards the rear exit but just when they were about to open it, the door exploded and revealed another set of FPD officers coming in. How did they know they would come this way?
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“You’re cornered like rats! Now, what will you do? Get them!”
“Roger!” [Thud! Thud! Thud!] Droves of excited officers started rushing towards the frail ladies.
“Not so fast! Lady go towards the side exit! I’ll hold them off!” The mysterious rebel told Selene to escape through the narrow gap at the side of the factory which led to a closed-off alley.
“What will you do, miss? They are over 50 officers coming this way. You can’t fight them all. You don’t have to sacrifice yourself for me!”
“Who said anything about me sacrificing myself? Now go!”
“Okay, be careful!” Selene heeded the lady’s command and quickly escaped through the factory’s narrow gap. She came outside; realizing that the alley was closed-off, she tried to open the side doors but they were all bolted shut.
“Around here is a dead-end also.” Selene saw nowhere to escape to. “Wait, up there.” Above was a retractable ladder hanging from a metallic stairway on the side of the building comprising the alley. “The ladder is too far up. How will I reach it from down here?” She searched around the small alley until she recognized an object that she could use to aid her escape.
A moveable trash container was present which could enable her to reach the ladder above if she climbed on top of it. [Chep! Chep!] Selene dashed towards the trash container. Around it was tarnished with stinking rubbish that attracted flies of multiple varieties. “Gosh, gross.” She had to cover her nose while motioning forward to transport the trash container underneath the above stairway.
[Screech! Screech!] While Selene was transporting the trash container, she heard harsh screams coming from behind her in the abandoned factory. “Those sounded like the officers screaming. Is that woman actually overpowering them?”
“Kyaah! Somebody apprehend that rebel scum!” An officer was just knocked into a decayed conveyor belt, almost permanently damaging his lower spine. He commanded the other officers to seek vengeance for him.
“Hustle! Hustle!” Over twenty officers started rushing the mysterious rebel after witnessing their comrade’s defeat. “They are plenty of us against this tiny girl. We can take her if we attack together!”
“I won’t be subdued that easily.” [Whoosh!] The mysterious rebel didn’t wait around for the officers to rush her again. Instead, she attacked first. [Bam!] She swept off a nearby officer’s feet, knocking him to the ground vehemently. Behind her, came another officer swinging with his truncheon. She spun around him adroitly, using her elbow to knock the man’s face. [Blow!]
“Come here, little lady!” [Reach!] A bulky officer managed to grab the rebel’s midriff, lifting her from the ground getting ready to squeeze. Before he could clamp firmly on her, she popped another canister on her waist which generated a smokescreen. “Ahhh!”
[Bam! Bam!] The mysterious rebel escaped the muscular man’s arms; flipped onto another officer’s head and twisted with her thighs. [Crick!]
“Her strength is too monstrous! Forget subduing her. We have to kill this rebel, otherwise, she’ll escape!” The moment the order was given, the surrounding officers withdrew from the rebel. Moreover, they equipped their lethal firearms and aimed at their nifty target. “Fire!”
[Bam! Bam! Bam!]
“Huh? Danger!” Seeing uncountable deadly bullets approaching from multiple directions, the mysterious rebel decided to use her ace to avoid certain death. [Whoosh!] She leapt into the air. After reaching a considerable height, she spanked her bottom three times and aimed it below. “You all forced me to be merciless. Now you will witness my Fahtier ability!”
The officers were shocked upon hearing this. “Hey, look at what she’s doing!” They all witnessed strange visible orange fumes pouring out of the rebels buttocks. The sweet-scented vapour coagulated into a succulent peach form. The aroma it exuded was enough to make any gourmand salivate.
“Peach Blossom!” [Whoosh! Boom!] The moment the rebel crashed her bottom into the ground, the vaporous peach exploded on impact, creating a massive gaseous shockwave which blew away all of the surrounding officers.
“What the hell is this strange pow… kyaahh!” The officers were engulfed in blasting fumes of blossoming peach fruit! Seconds later, majority of them were crashing into the corners of the abandoned factory. [Crash! Slam! Slam!]
“Now that should teach you FPD bone-heads not to get me agitated.” The rebel stood upright and washed her domineering gaze over the officers who were crawling all over the floor. Some of them were unconscious while others were coughing out poignant fumes of peach. [Cough! Cough!]
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