《The FPD (Fart Police Department)》Chapter 29. Slaughtering Until Reinforcements Arrives
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Chapter 29 Slaughtering Until Reinforcements Arrives
“KYAAH! The glass is cracking apart! The monsters are going to breakthrough.” The constant abuse of looming death bombarded the scared humans inside the police station. Their throbbing hearts were beating so viciously it became audible for everyone else to hear. [Ba-dump! Ba-dump! Ba-dump!] Terrified palpitations echoed throughout the station’s edifice.
“Retreat to the upper floors!” As this warning flowed into the ears of the civilians, they started rushing further into the building where the elevators and escalators were. [Thud! Thud! Thud!] Some people fell down while ascending the stairs which caused them to get trampled by the violent stampede.
They ran and ran, however, the farthest they reached was the raised platform that the escalators led to in the central area of the building. They were going to seek shelter on the upper floors but when they took notice of the green gas leaking through the elevators’ door and stairway, they hurriedly retreated from those dangerous spots.
“The poison gas has already entered the building! There is nowhere for us to escape anymore! We’re all going to be turned into one of those disgusting monsters!”
“No! I don't want to be one of those hideous things!” A fearful individual reached for her pocket knife and attempted to slit her own throat but was stopped by somebody close by.
“Are you crazy, lady? What are you doing?”
“Leave me be and let me die in peace! There is no hope for us! No hope!”
[Boom! Boom! Boom!] The moment that crazy lady hollered out, the masses noticed the glass framework at the entrance shattered to pieces. Followed by its destruction, droves of Fart Mutants started pouring into the station!
“They're coming in! It’s all over for us now!” The civilians saw no ray of hope to prolong their miserable existence. The only thing they could perceive was their imminent demise. “We’re all going to die! We’re all going to die! We’re all going to die!“
“I’ll be damned if I’m doing down without a fight! Cryson, on my 6!” [Whoosh!] Warlord Hizen dashed over the escalators and intercepted the Fart Mutants who were rampaging in the station. “YOU FARTING ASSHOLES! COME GET SOME!”
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[Boom! Boom! Boom!] Warlord Hizen wasn’t just vile mouth talk. His diabolical actions of constant slaughtering spoke for itself. [Boom! Boom!] He was cutting down 10’s of units of monsters. The vehement fashion in which he rampaged left his garments covered in contaminated slime and feculent flesh.
“Save some for me, major!” [Whoosh!] Cryson joined his mentor down below. He wasn’t going to cower with the civilians and died a worm’s death. He preferred going out with a bang! [Boom! Boom! Boom!]
“We can’t let those two show us up.” Perceiving Cryson and Hizen giving it their all, Lieutenant Fain decided to toss herself into battle. “Officers who can still fight! Let’s repel these monsters together!”
“RAAAAAH!” The FPD officer donned in Lignum masks followed behind their sexy lieutenant in the battle against the infiltrating Fart Mutants.
“Kill as many as you can! We must hold out until our reinforcements arrive!” [Boom! Boom! Boom!] Lieutenant Fain was zipping across the ceramic surface while abusing a large shotgun she had in her dainty grasp. The men fighting alongside her were briefly startled when they recognized how well she was handling the heavy gun that was twice her body weight.
“Lieutenant Fain has muscles! Who knew she could move like that! I can’t let her kill more than me!” [Boom! Boom! Boom!] With his dual handgun equipped Detective Myers dashed into the hot frying pan not afraid of getting contaminated.
“Kill! Kill! Kill!” Warlord Hizen leapt onto the bloated shoulders of a Fart Mutant and blew its head clean off. [Boom!] The impact of the blast forced him backwards, he accidentally bumped into Lieutenant Fain below him. “Woman, I see you haven’t forgotten all that I’ve thought you.”
“I’ve already surpassed you long ago, old grouch!”
Warlord Hizen scoffed when he heard this. “Fhm, we’ll see about that. Don’t die unless I’m the one who kills you!” [Bam! Bam! Bam!] Warlord Hizen dash forth again. The skilful handling of his weapon caused myriads of Fart Mutants to fell in battle.
“How much have we killed already? They just keep on pouring in!” [Boom!] As Detective Myers said this, another window near the entrance shattered. This time the aperture was big enough for the greater Fart Mutants to sneak through. [Dum! Dum!] Their earth-shaking advance garnered the attention of everyone inside the station.
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“Those ones are extremely huge! How are we supposed to fight against them? And we’re almost out of ammo.” Cryson’s clever mind couldn’t think of a suitable solution to avoid getting decimated by the apex Fart Mutants. Warlord Hizen came up behind him and told him to fight until his last breath.
“It doesn’t matter how many of their forces they tossed our way! Kill until your last breath!” [Boom! Boom! Boom!] While the FPD officers were fighting to keep the Fart Mutants at bay, none of them took notice of the virulent gas that was slowly creeping up to where the unprotected civilians were.
[Cough! Cough!] An elderly man closest to the spread of the poison gas started barfing his stomach out. Very quickly he collapsed to the floor. [Cough! Cough!]
“Grandpa, what’s wrong?” A young man went ahead to check on the elderly man’s condition, his girlfriend quickly dragged him back.
“Get away from him! I think that old man might be infected. Look! The gas has reached this far in already!”
“Oh no! This can’t be happening! I must still be dreaming. Please wake up! Please wake up!” This person pinched herself repeatedly but still found herself trap inside the terrifying nightmare. “No! Why won’t this bad dream end?”
[Boom!] The despairing crowd noticed the elderly man ahead of them with a grotesque extrusion bursting out of his back. His aged complex grew into a monstrous entity! The now vigilant eye poking out of his saggy butthole was directed at the defenceless civilians.
“WRAAAH!” The elderly Fart Mutant commenced its violent rampage towards the frightened civilians. [Boom! Boom! Boom!]
“Eeeek! Help! We’re under attack! Please save us!” Seeing the incoming monster, the civilians scattered in a disorderly fashion. Some of the stupid ones even ran directly into the virulent spreading gas which caused them to also mutate into rampaging fart monsters.
“Lieutenant Fain! Something bad is happening at our rear!”
“What now?” Lieutenant Fain glanced above the escalator to assess the hectic situation brewing at her posterior. “Are those farting beasts? When did they get past our formation? No! That isn’t it. It’s the gas! It has already travelled this far? If the spread reaches the rest of the civilians then that will be it for all of us. Is there really no way to avoid this ill-starred predicament?”
Meanwhile Lieutenant Fain was thinking up a solution for her current disaster, unexpectedly, dozens of unrecognizable canisters started crashing into the station. The suspicious canisters continued soaring through the apertures behind the swarm of Fart Mutants until almost all of the station’s main floor was covered with small bombs.
“What are these things…?” [Boom! Boom! Boom!] The suspicious canisters spread about the station began exploding in unison. The moment they detonated, vast bluish-white gas which carried a strong sweet scent engulfed every corner of the main edifice. It even repelled the virulent fumes and caused the lesser Fart Mutants to crumble to smokes.
“What happened? The old man who turned into one of those creatures vanished into thin air?” The civilians were bewildered by the sudden spread of the bluish-white gas, moreover, they were relieved that they still had their life in hand.
“I think that someone came to rescue us! That must be it!”
“Really! Did someone come to our rescue? Is it the reinforcement that the lady was talking about?”
“Could be. We might be able to escape this nightmare after all.”
[Boom! Boom! Boom!] The remaining swarm of Fart Mutants at the police station’s entrance were being assaulted from behind by an elite group of killers. They didn’t stand a chance of surviving when bombarded with these unfavourable odds. [RAAAh!] Soon after, they were annihilated down to a cellular level.
[Thud! Thud!] Multiple elite figures came into the station donned in uniformed combat vestment. At the head of them was a strapping tall male playing with a volatile canister by tossing it up and down in his hand. This imposing man was none other than the commanding military officer of the BCDF unit-5 battalion who was under General Vragpuss’s regime.
“Sorry for arriving so late. I am commander Dread, here to your rescue.” [Da-dum!]
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