《The FPD (Fart Police Department)》Chapter 41. Rebels In Training Showing-off Their Gifted Farts!
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Chapter 41 Rebels In Training Showing-off Their Gifted Farts!
“Alright, you scoundrels listen up! From now on I will be whipping y’all smelly behinds into shape! You may refer to me as you main Fart instructor, Viv!” Viv pronounced her boisterous voice over the gifted individuals who had not grown accustomed to their abilities yet. Naturally, Selene was among them. She was standing beside a small group of women of similar body build and fragrance.
Viv gave the gifted individuals a brief overview of what it meant to be a Fahtier Rebel, the responsibility that came with along with a short history of its origin.
Apparently, females had a higher affinity to awaken their Fahtier gifts than men due to their evolved flatugenious structure that could metabolize faster. After being exposed to the flatus virus for over a decade, some mutated genetic influence had been passed down throughout birth mothers to their child. The gaseous properties awakened inside the gifted few are those classified as Fahtiers.
Viv continued her introductory lesson by letting the trainees knowledgeable of their respective instructors. First, she pointed at Pac and Nigel. “Those 2 knuckleheads that you see posing on the wall over there will later get you familiar with the utilization of the various types of transports that we occasionally use here as well as weapons association.”
“Hey, Viv. With that messy attitude of yours, you might not find a suitable husband in the future.” Nigel mocked Viv and her bulky muscle mass.
Viv ignored him and continued her speech. She gestured to a petite woman beside her who was chewing on a stem of cane while fiddling with a tablet. “This here is Zeeth. She is not gifted like us, however, she is one of our best tech-specialists. She will hook you up with the latest gears and gadgets that we use here. Over there is Babe that you all are already familiar with. She will be your martial arts instructor. I know that most of us here are in the same age group but don’t forget that we are more experienced and talented than you are. So you better show us the common respect. Am I making myself clear?”
“Yes!” Viv’s intimidating complex alone was enough to keep the trainees in line.
“Good, good. I love this level of subordination. Okay rebels, get ready to train your farts until your butts explode! First show us your gifts.”
As soon as Viv finished speaking, the tech specialist, Zeeth interacted with her tablet device which caused a versatile mechanical dummy to rise in the centre of the field. “You can show us your gift using this target. Who’s up first?”
The rebels in training weren’t taking any initiative to show their worth, as such, Viv pointed at a random person among the 8 individuals. “You go first! Don’t make me have to come over there and beat that damn fart out of you!”
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Surprisingly. Viv didn’t point on Selene to go first, instead, she selected another skinny girl who was wearing a velvet mini-skirt accompanied by a thin sleeveless blouse cut off at her navel. [Step! Step!] She walked towards the dummy, moreover, introduced herself.
“Nice to meet you all. I’m 17 years old and my name is Loral Epoch just in case you were wondering.”
“Loral Epoch?” Viv along with the other seasoned rebels was startled after hearing the first girl’s introduction. “Might you be the leader’s granddaughter that we’ve heard so little about?”
“I am. You’re not bothered by that are you?”
“No, no, of course not.” Viv hurriedly clarified. “Go ahead and show us what you can do.”
“I’m about to.” Loral Epoch stood in front of the metallic target, took a deep breath, spanked her buttocks a few times, getting herself ready to take action. “Here I go!” Loral Epoch flipped around the target couple of times, adroitly gyrating her hips. The last flip she made with her rump aimed at the target, a vaporous sensation of bundled grapes shot out. [Poof!]
“Sticky Grapes!” [Boom! Boom!] When the bundle of sweet-scented grapes crashed into the idle dummy, they exploded forming a purple gelatinous substance which captured its target.
“Isn’t that ability…?” Babe now realized that she had once used a Fart Canister which contained Loral Epoch’s gift to escape the FPD pursuit at that time when she first met Selene. (Ch-3) “So that canister contained her ability? It is a convenient gift.”
Zeeth took stock of Loral Epoch’s skilful movements and FOD (Fart Output Data) with her tablet. “That was amazing Loral. You executed that fart with seamless precision. Makes me wonder if you even need to be at our training camp. The leader obviously taught you well.”
“Thank you. But I still have a lot more to learn.” Loral acted modestly which made the other rebels in training a bit jealous.
“Look at her acting like she’s some big shot. She’s only living off the hype of her granny. Step aside, I’ll go next.” The lady that came forward was plump and sexy in a beastly way. Her thighs were thick and juicy. Ready to be munch on. With the sleek roundness of her bottom that completed her shorts, the observers surmised that she must be packing some powerful farts in her fat trunk.
“Wait let me replace the dummy.” Zeeth the tech-specialist interacted with her devices to send out a fresh dummy. “In the meantime, you can tell us a little about yourself.”
The sexy beast didn’t hesitate to speak up, she roughly brushed her shoulders against Loral Epoch then said firmly: “You can call me Plum Viper and I’m 19 years old. I'll give you all a demonstration that you will never forget. Prepare to be mind-blown.”
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“Okay, you’re very cocky, I like that. Reminds me a bit about myself.” Viv complimented Plum Viper on acting arrogantly. “With that explosive introduction, you better show us something good.”
“Here goes!” [Boom!] Plum Viper stamped her thick legs in the vicinity of the dummy. She clenched her ass muscles, sucked in her butthole to a slit, which allowed for a silent vapour to slither out of her voluptuous rump. It took the shape of a transparent serpent which was made up of joining bodies of Victoria Plums. The vaporous serpent bit down intensely on Plum Viper’s right bicep. Shortly after getting bit, her right arm underwent a drastic change. Thick mottled Scales grew all over her arm as it swelled to a massive degree. It started leaking out hot steam which signifies that it had not long to last. Before the arm shrunk back to regular, Plum Viper tossed out an explosive fist at the dummy.
“Victoria’s Smash!” [Boom!] The moment Plum Viper’s fist collided with the metallic dummy, a huge rumble was sounded then the dummy shattered to chunky pieces with the afterimages of Victoria Snake Plums tousling the surrounding before they gradually faded. The loud rumble even caused Jackal to stubble off the branch it was balancing on.
“Wow, impressive.” The seasoned rebels were taken aback by Plum Viper’s unique gift. “Her fart acted as a stimulant to enhance her right arm beyond normality. This is the first time that I’ve ever witness such a gift. This is defiantly valuable data.” [Tap! Tap!] Zeeth inputted some variables into her advance tablet device.
“She is a real beast alright.” Selene was mind-blown by Plum Viper’s performance. “Can I even compete with her? I’m not sure that I can even willingly produce those explosive farts like I did back at Thorn Passion Penitentiary.” Selene thought up a plan as she observed the other rebels in training performance.
The next lady to show her stuff was a slim brunette dressed neatly in dark green apparels, showing-off that oriental style. “Emil Green. Age 23.” She wasn’t much of a talker, more of a doer. Finished with her brief introduction, Emil set her fierce eyes on the new target while alighting in a ninja stance. She did some skilful ass movement to stimulate her Fart Jutsu.
“Ninja’s Theory, Lime Shuriken!” [Whoosh! Whoosh!] As the citric vapours escaped Emil’s rump in the form of multiple sour limes, they split asunder into several layers of acidic Shurikens which shot towards the idle target. [Crash! Crash! Crash!] The Lime Shurikens cut apart the limbs of the dummy. Still, Emil wasn’t finished showing off.
[Dash! Dash!] “Ninja’s Theory, Dual Lime Blades!” Emil’s rump released another series of citric vapours that semi-hardened into dual acidic swords of emerald hue. She equipped them into her dainty grasp then finished cutting apart the dummy. [Slash! Slash! Slash!] Her strikes were swift and precise. The acidic level of her blades sliced through the idle dummy like laser.
“Execution complete.” Emil stood over the defeated dummy with her Dual Lime Blades evaporating out of her grasp.
“Not bad. Very well executed performance. Still, your manifestation rate needs some adjusting.” Viv gave Emil a thumbs-up; telling her that she didn’t need to showcase anymore of her skilful ninja ass theories.
“Wow, that girl has sharp hips.” Nigel whispered into Pac’s ear. “Did you see how she was staring at me earlier? I bet she is interested.” [Snicker! Snicker!]
“Don’t be foolish.” Pac shoved away Nigel’s tongue out of his ear. “Your cross eyes aren’t seeing correctly. That girl was obviously eyeballing me.”
“You wish. I’m more attractive than you.”
“Oh really, says who? Babe?”
“Yeah, how did you guess?”
“She was obviously messing with you dumb-dumb. Don’t you know Babe isn’t interested in men?”
“What? Since when? This is fresh news to my ears?” Nigel had an incredulous expression on his innocent face.
“Keep your voice down stupid.”
“Sorry, sorry.” Nigel lowered his voice so that the others wouldn’t overhear their sensitive conversation. “So if she isn’t interested in men, who has she been with recently? Do you have a clue?”
“Of course, I know everything that goes on around here. The last person that I’m sure she’s been with is… huh?” Pac stayed his lips when he recognized how strongly one of the rebels in training was eyeing him as if she could hear them from that distance.
“Pac, hurry up and tell me, man. I’m dying to know.” Nigel urged Pac to reveal the sus about Babe’s intimate relations, however, he told him:
“I’ll tell you about it later. For now, just observe these trainees.” [Turn!] When the rebel who seemed as if she was eavesdropping noticed Pac staring directly at her, she quickly averted her gaze then walked to the new dummy in the field.
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