《The Usual VRRPG》Chapter 1 - Jonny and Friends
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My name is Jonny Darker. Just an average university student that study human relationship. Brown short hair, brown pupil average body even the muscle. Half British Half US, 20 years old young man and also has an unusual best friend.
" Hey Jon " someone calls my name when I'm sitting in the canteen.
" What's up Aska? How is your day ?" Aska one of my best friend. He is half Asian half British. He studies in the IT department at Cambridge University.
Oh, I'm also studying at the same university.
" Its sucks bro, I stepped a landmine this morning and meet a savage debt collector " he sitting at the front of me.
" Miranda? " He nods at my question.
" It's your karma after sucking her out and trashing her " yup suck to be Aska.
" Where is Everyone ?" He asks to try avoiding the next line.
" Don't know. " I sip the iced coffee.
" Ah, here they are " there is my other best friend. A barbie man, a nerd man with a round eyeglass and a scary man. If you see them you will think that the nerd man is the scary man lackey while the barbie man is the toy.
" Yo Jon, Aska and where is the f*ck the others !!! " the barbie man asks while cursing.
" Yup I forget He is pure Russian bloodline even tough his angry face is cute... Shit !!! ." my inner monologue.
" Maybe they late Novas we just sit here and waiting for them " the scary man speak gently.
" While this man he is half German half African but his scary face covering his gentle nature " my next monologue.
" Shut it Scare Face,... And Gon your fucking twin brother is the one who makes the arrangement. Where is he? " Novas sit while taking my ice coffee. By the way, the scary man name is Arthur.
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" He would be late because my sister is crying and he is the perpetrator " the nerd man answers coldly.
" Well...he is a true tycoon from the US with his twin brother. The brother is a troublemaker and the little brother is a psychopath " the continuous monologue.
" Ah,... Your father,... " Novas emptying my coffee.
" Hey, that's,... Never mind " I want to shout loudly at Novas but I remember his mouth is the best curse in the world.
Not too long
Two of my friend came. The one who came is the one that I hate the most. Eugene Lee the Joseon Prince. All of his external figures are perfect, if you can see his charisma in number, you would hate him as much as I do. Also,... he is a Bunny man. That makes me more hate him.
The other person is a Japanese serious man. He has a black eye, black hair, short hair and the shortest from all of us.
" Sorry I'm late," Eugene said.
" Just go with your bunnies Ass," Novas said
" Yup I Agree " the next.
" Haha sorry sorry " he sits beside Novas " I don't know she has a lot of stamina "
" Yeah yeah ... if I don't break your door,... I bet you still sleep "
" Break his mind as well samurai " that also.
" Thanks for that Hiro " Eugene bow his head.
" They Here," Arthur said.
The last two of my best friend finally come. One of them is a fatty man with his chubby face. He walks while eating a snack, on the fatty left side is the one has the same face with gon but no eyeglass also he has a bruise in his right eyes.
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" Nice eyes colour you have Gin " Nova's laugh.
" Shut up Novas " Gin replied back.
" Everyone is here " The fatty speak
" Yup Everyone here. A normal man check, unlucky man check, Barbie man check, Nerd man check, Scary man check, Fuck man check, Samurai check, Sandbag man check and Pigman check " I call my best friend clearly. The pig man name is Arizona.
" Who is ... " " You Dare ..." " Heh.." " I'm not ... " " It's that me ..." " *stare* " " Shut Up " " *cracks* " all of them respond at the same time.
" Just sit and get it down I have a class " I'm laughing at their responses.
" So what are you want talking about? " I'm asking Gin.
" Soon we will play the VRRPG and we will play together so we need to discuss our role in the party. "
" What do you mean our role ?" I ask.
" Newbie just sits and listen, " Gin said mockingly.
" F*ck you " again my inner.
And then Gin explain the plan.
" Tank, Hitter, DPS, Support that is the standard party distribution "
" Shit I don't follow this " again my inner monologue.
" Jon, Tank is the one who receives damage, the Hitter is the one who will hit continuously and clear the way for DPS if the tank is in busy, DPS is Damage Per Second while support is the one who helps in the rear. "
" And now I can follow thanks for that " Monologue.
" Also in this game, you will get a class if you have a specific skill. example You have a Passive swordmastery, shield mastery and heavy armour mastery you will receive a quest change class to shieldbearer "
" It's a bit confusing " inner
" Jon, You will understand later " Again Gin said mockingly.
" And so... Here the role ... I will take the Alchemist while Gon he will take a Merchant "
" Hey, you just want to sit around while we all do the hard job? " Novas said
" Relax Barbie even tough non-combat class but we will make them a combat class " Gin and Gon has an evil smile
" I will be a Hitter then if there is a samurai class," Hiro said
" Longbow bear meaning for elegantly, " Eugene said with a lot of meaning
" Assasin is more fun," Arizona said while eating. The other has disbelief face. Does a fatty want to become a nimble Assassin? LOL.
" Is there any class that helping people? " Arthur asked.
" there is " Gon and Gin answers
" Nah ... Berserker is more Ass-way " Nivas said.
" Wizard is my destiny, " Aska said
" Damn I can't Follow, I just said I will take rest role "
" I ... I just take the last role "
" Okay then here the list "
Tank: Jonny
Hitter: Novas, Hiro,
Scout: Arizona
DPS: Aska, Eugene
Healer: Arthur
Support: Gin and Gon
" Why I'm the tank? The tank is the one who receives damage right? I mean something like can-fodder or meatshield right? "
" Oh, you know? F*ck for you, Jon... It nice to see you fly or death numerous time " Novas's curse come out and then laughing.
" F*ck For All Of You " I'm giving them my middle fingers and leave for the class.
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