《Evolution to GOD》WTF!!!
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What the fuck!!!!
How can I be a Monkey... of all the animals why should I be a monkey. Where is my Handsomeness?
WTF!!! I was having shock of my life. Who the fuck told me I will be more handsome, I will be surrounded by beauties.
And you made me a monkey
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
From the outsider's perspective, you can see a monkey squeaking and jumping here and there.
At least it should have made me a Beautiful fox or a Peacock or at least a cute Panda.
Gone!! Everything gone!! My whole life is wasted. Where are my beauties...
Sandra, Angela, Rebecca. Your man in shining armor Is no more. I don't know what will happen to them.
AAHHHHH!!!!!!!
Who the fuck told me to click 'Yes'?. Wait from where that popup came from. Is anyone playing jokes with my life?
Suddenly in his mind, he heard a Voice.
'Requirements Met'
'Host will start from basic evolution'
'System Starting'
He can see a progress bar loading. [1%, 5%, 34%, 76%, 99%, 100%]
He heard a Voice
"Welcome host to THE EVOLUTION"
"WHO THE fuck ARE YOU" I was angry and this system and evolution made my mood bad to worse. First, it made me a monkey now it is playing a game of evolution.
"Please pardon your Language host, I am System"
"So miss System, What are you and Why I am a Monkey and is it because of you I became like this? Tell me"
"Host First Thing- I am a System"
"Second thing- You Accepted Yes"
"Third Thing- You Accepted Yes"
WTF!!! Is it because of me I became a monkey?
"Yes Host"
"SHUT UP" I shouted, my mind was is in a mess.
"How did I get that POPUP"
"Host, those were the wishes you had that's why that Popup came"
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"I am asking you why it came"
"Host, you are now part of the game EVOLUTION"
"WTF is EVOLUTION, please make things clear miss System, my mind is already is in mess"
"Affirmed Host- GOD has created a new game named EVOLUTION, many of the users has been provided the opportunity to become the person what they truly want, the person has to start from the basic form, and they will evolve according to the path taken"
"You mean to say there are many like me who became monkey"
"No Host, not everyone has become Cercopithecidae, everyone has taken a different route according to their wishes."
"What the fuck is Cercopithecidae"
"Its Monkey host"
I was dumbfounded, why so complicated?
"Leave it, just tell me why I became a monkey, wait, wait, wait, WHO is GOD"
" GOD is GOD, that's why you exist, and that's why you are here"
My mind was in mess, many things happened to me today, I mean to say, GOD really exists, well to let you guys know I was agnostic, today I really believe that GOD existed because of what happened to me.
"Tell me how can I change back to a normal person I don't want to be like this"
"Host, you will not become a normal human being, you are on the path of evolution it depends on you what path will you choose and what will you become"
My anger was rising, why am I stuck in this situation, what will happen to Handsome me and what about my beautiful dream.
"Where am I, is it still earth"
"Positive and Negative host, This is still earth but not the same earth"
"You are in Alternate Earth"
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