《Evolution to GOD》Road to Awesomeness
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"Hey Miss System, will I always get this type of task every time, if it's like this then I will become too awesome, no?"
"Host first task is always easy and currently host is very weak so you cannot perform other tasks"
'???? Am I being Insulted here, wait you will see How awesome I will become'
"Well where can I find banana here"
"Host has to search for it"
"That I know"
So Alan started his first step to evolution, but unfortunately, he can't find a single banana tree even after searching for it for half a day.
"What the Fuck!!!!! Where the hell is this place, I can't even find a single banana here"
"Host currently you are in Madagascar"
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
"WTF!!! How come I am in Madagascar, I was in Canada, how the hell did I end up here, how will I find my beauties???"
" At least you could have me incarnated in Europe or at least Asia, of all the places I am here, AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Who do you think I should show my awesomeness too????"
"Host has been reincarnated according to best possible evolution place"
(ò_ó)
"Gone, Everything is gone, I am fucked up here, of all the places I am here, Bloody! I can't even get motivated to get awesome."
Alan was so furious that he started breathing heavily, it took him a lot of time for him to calm down.
He started mumbling to himself "Alan you have to it, you have to become awesome, you can't be a monkey for all your life, you have to find beauties even it takes a lot of time, Remember what was purpose of your life"
Alan remembers when he just started his university he vowed "I will become awesome, with my Handsomeness I will have a harem of Beauties, no one can stop me"
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Alan got the motivation from his vow "No one can stop me from achieving my awesomeness even it's a GOD, even a GOD comes on my way I will crush him. Hmphh..".
"Hmph... let's see who will stop me"
In a faraway place, an old man wearing Jeans and a T-shirt had a bad feeling "What is it, why my eyes are twitching???"
After searching for the whole day Alan was so tired that he can't even move, suddenly he saw his hope, in front of him there are a bunch of banana trees, he gathered his remaining energy and ran towards it.
"Finally"
"He plucked the Banana, peeled it, and ate it
"Congrats Hosts for Completing the first task"
"HAHAHAHA" suddenly he was covered in golden light, he was again full of energy. He was confused about what happened, just he heard a sound in his mind
" Host has leveled up"
\m/\m/
"Hahahaha"
" My Road to Awesomeness has started"
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