《Evolution to GOD》Something's wrong
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Alan started his journey of being awesome.
"System, how many experience points do I get after killing here?"
"Host, it depends on which living being has been killed"
"I can kill any living thing, starting from the mosquito?"
"Affirmative host"
"How many experience point do I need for level up"
"Host you can check it in the Menu option"
He recalled the Menu option in his mind, he can see a status bar showing, with Exp written on it.
20/50 was written over there
"System what is 20/50 indicating there"
"Host, that is the current status of the experience points, Host needs a total of 50 Exp points to reach Level 2"
"Oh!, How many experience points did I get in the last task," Alan asked, he shuddered while thinking about the calamity he has faced.
"20 Points Host"
"WTF!!, what was the difficulty level of the last task?"
"Difficulty level- D, Host"
His eyes open wide
"Fuck!! D level, how was that D level?"
"It was pre-assigned Host"
"Who the fuck preassigned that difficulty"
"Its GOD host"
"Tell that GOD to fucking come here and kiss and flirt with that Gorilla!"
Ramos who was drinking his wine started coughing, 'Go, ask your father to flirt with Gorilla' even Ramos has a nauseating feeling after thinking about the task.
After taking a deep breath, he asked "How to check the difficulty of the task"
"Difficulty is mentioned at the end of the task"
"OK"
After thinking about the ordeal he has faced, he knows he can't do anything.
"Leave it system, tell me I can kill anything right?"
"Yes Host"
"Alright let's go"
"I cannot go anywhere without you host"
"Are you proposing me my system?" He had a grin on his face, see even a System can't resist his awesomeness.
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"Negative Host, Since I am based out of you, I can't go anywhere by myself"
Like a bucket of cold water being poured on him, he was unable to speak anything 'Can't it encourage me, why is it not able to see my awesomeness.'
He started looking for a target to gain experience, suddenly he a screen appeared in front of his eyes and got the announcement from the system.
"Congratulation host for killing an ant, Experience gained: 0.01"
He got startled, but got an awesome idea, he started looking for an ant nest where he can find a lot of ants, a lot of ants mean a lot of experience.
He saw a group of ants roaming on the ground, but they were not looking like regular ants, they were red in color and thrice as big as a normal one.
He found it to be normal, as there are varieties of ants in the jungle.
"Come of antsy, take this daddy to your home" he started following the ants.
He found a huge ant nest after following the group of nests. With a greedy expression on his face, he started running towards it.
You can literally see stars in his eyes, Instead of ants, he can see experience points"
He started screaming in his mind.
"TODAY THIS DADDY WILL BECOME AWESOME"
He started killing ants and a cluster of notifications started appearing in front of him.
As if some magic happened, all the ants vanished in front of him, there was an eerie silence, he can't even hear the voice of cricket in the jungle.
"System! What the fuck happened here?"
...
There was no response from the system, he suddenly has a bad feeling about it
There is only one word appearing in his mind.
"Something's Wrong"
At that point in time, he knew, "He Fucked up"
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