《He-Thing and the Cabal of the Cosmos》The Temporary Salvation of He-Thing
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Squinting his empty eye sockets
and spitting doom tobacco,
Zolantos
launched the lasercopter’s
full array of acid missiles
and rapid-fire nuclear bullets,
incinerating great piles of demons
in exploding
blood rain.
The demons were infinite,
ever regenerating,
regenerating now,
regrowing limbs,
reconstituting heads —
but Zolantos was not a man
who wasted worry
on the Nineteen Hells.

Zolantos
handed his daughter,
Vaila,
the control spiral of the lasercopter,
checked the three barrels of his
Shotgun of Dawn,
and
leapt to the rescue of He-Thing,
lest the Linearity
claim the Omniverse
once again.

Zolantos —
blowing demons into the fiery air
with the enlightening
Shotgun of Dawn,
which enlightened with pain;
Zolantos —
kicking at the demons with his
dagger-sandals,
perforating throats with
cold zeal;
Zolantos —
spitting murder discs from his lips,
vivisecting the brains of demons
like a canoe splitting water;
And Zolantos —
as countless as the demons,
pulling He-Thing from the swamp of
hungry damnation
like an army of suns
obliterating night.

But,
the demons surged,
swallowing our heroes,
until,
once again,
the lasercopter swooped,
this time Vaila at its controls;
she was an inferior pilot to her father,
more prone to take unnecessary risks,
but this risk was very necessary,
and she flew the lasercopter
just over the heads of the demons,
pushing its sorcery-engines
to obscene limits,
as she tossed a smile,
and her auburn hair
caught the light
of the lasercopter’s
shimmering laser wings.
Vaila
unfurled the lasercopter’s rope ladder,
“Father!”she cried,
for time was limited,
they only had one chance.

Zolantos finally wrenched He-Thing
from the grip of the demons,
and,
as Vaila raced to meet them,
quickly holstered
the Shotgun of Dawn,
and caught the lasercopter’s
rope ladder just in time,
dragging He-Thing’s ruined form
behind him
by the ankle.
Vaila pulled back on the
lasercopter’s control spiral,
strangled the throttle,
and sent the sorcery-powered aircraft
rocketing back into the tunnel
from whence it came,
heading back towards the surface
of Infinia.

to be continued...
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