《Just another RPG story》Chapter 2: Buffet
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"Holy shit that's alot of materials."
"And no I'm not talking about flesh."
"I'm here for the armour and weapons?"
"AND DAMN THAT'S ALOT OF THEM!"
"I mean even if I'm low leveled i could still increase my mass."
(After 50 minutes of trying to dissolve a single iron padding)
"Finally i melted it down."
(You have recieved the skill "Aborption")
(You have recieved the skill "Dissolve")
(You have recieved the title "Desperate Idiot on a battlefield")
"Again, Jess, fuck you still."
(6 hours of trying to absorb every single piece of metal i can find)
"FINALLY ENOUGH MASS!"
"Now I can go on the next thing i need to do..."
"Making lightning!"
(Again rubbing my organs, but faster!)
(36 minutes later)
Zaaaap!!!
"Yosh i finally got electricity"
(You have received the skill "spark")
(You have recieved the skill "energy manipulation")
(You have received the title "Fastest fapper")
"I redact my stament of it speaking of the obvious..... It's only an idiot"
"Well now I'm trying to make a railgun"
"Two poles and a single projectile"
(You have received the title "true idiot")
(You have received the title "Gay hentai")
"......"
(Metaphorical facepalm)
"Well manipulating my form so i can make a railgun and...
"Done"
"Okay time to test this out on the dying game that im standing on"
"Maximuuuum eneeeergyyyyyy!!!!!!!"
(CRACK!!!)
"OH SWEET! IT worked"
"And blood is on my face"
(You have gained the skill "gunsmithing")
(You have gained the skill "create railgun")
(You have leved up, please open your status window for more information)
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 2
Class: True being
Species: Metal slime
Hp: 450
Hp regen: 0.9/second
Mp: 32/40
Mp regen: 0.2/second
Strength: 12
Vitality: 9
Agility: 5
Dexterity: 18
Intelligence: 20
Wisdom: 7
Skills
Passives: (Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(True idiot),(Gay Hentai)
"WOW MY INT IS FINALLY WHERE IT SHOULD BE"
(Yes it would be if it was negetive)
"Shut up Jess! You're not allowed to respond to that!"
(I do what i want you fucker)
"FUCK U!!"
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