《Just another RPG story》Chapter 4: Bacon!!?!?
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"Walking for 9 hours ohhhhh~"
"I have been walking for 9 hours oooooh~"
"Yeahhhhh~"
(Seriously i think you need to shut up, you're the worst singer i have ever met............................
AND I HAVE MET EVERYBODY!!!)
"Meh, you're just jealous of my beautiful voice"
(IT SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING IRON RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!! BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING IRON RUBBING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!)
"Oh shut it Jess you are just a program that obeys my every order"
(Yeah, and you are just an useless pile of iron)
"Bitch please I will become the first one to create the internet on this planet.. eventually"
(Yeah and start world war 1)
"Oh just shu.... Wait, a carriage!"
-Carriage-
"Don't worry miss the road is safe and we have 10 of the best mercenaries around as well as your 5 elite soldiers we are perfectly safe" (Driver Guy)
"But I have a bad feeli.."(Girl)
"Shit a boss monster!"(Merc 1)
"Everyone formation "Human blockade", dont let it trough!"(Elite woman 1)
(BOOOM!)
"ARGGGHHH! MY FUCKING LEGS!"(Merc 2)
"I can't see!!!!"(Elite dude 1)
~Dieeeee yoouuuu wieeeeneeeersss~
~FOR I DO NOT APROVE OF YOUR EXSISTENCE~
"Fuck a taunt and screech, anyone alive go and get the recovery potions and debuff scrolls here". (Elite woman 1)
"Ma'am the goods are all destroyed by sharpnel, what shou.."(Elite woman 2)
(Bang!)
(Splat)
"Shit! shit! shit!"(Elite woman 1)
"Please let us live we can pay you anything, ANYTHING YOU WANT PLEASE SPARE US.". (Driver Guy)
"Gimme a sandwich"
"Here sir a bacon sandwich"(Driver guy)
"Holy shit! Okay I'll let you guys live"
~byeee~
"What the actual fuck!?!?"(Girl)
-back to the mc's thoughts-
"I can't belive they had bacon sandwiches here!"
"Omnomnomnom......mmmmmmmm.. so ghuud"
(You raid a carriage, kill 4 people, severely wound 6 of them, and all it takes to spare them is a bacon sandwich seriously?)
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"Yeah why?"
(You should've asked for two)
"Shit you're right!"
"Why didn't I think of that?!?!"
(Cause you're an idiot)
"Oh well I'll just do that next time"
"Hey you there! YES YOU YOU FUCKER!"(Girl)
"What u gonna give me another sandwich?"
"Good very good, throw it on my bod"
"No you fucker!"(Girl)
"I'm here to duel you!"(Girl)
"Umm ma'am, I don't think this is a good idea"(Elite woman 1)
"Shut it!"(Girl)
"I want a 1 v 1 match, no cheating, first to disable the other becomes the winner!"(Girl)
"And?"
"Winner gets to have the loser as a slave"(Girl)
"Umm ma'am how do you plan on winning?"(Elite woman 1)
"Don't worry I'm a lvl 31 blade dancer, and this potion can improve my stats by 3x for 10 minutes, with no side effects!"(Girl)
"You know I can hear you"
"Yeah and!?!"(Girl)
"Im just waiting here can we start now?"
"Sure!"(Girl)
(Duel (unknown) the metal slime?)
(Yes)
(No)
"Yes!"(Girl)
(Duel start!)
(Glug Glug Glug)
"Okay! Foundation start! Solid defense up! Power boost up!"(Girl)
"Come at me!"(Girl)
"Okay"
"(Create Railgun)"
(Bang!)
"Ahhhhhhrgghhh! My leg!!!"(Girl)
(The "princess of the northern plains (Teressa) of the iron blossom" has become your slave)
"Yay! Harem member get!"
(Seriously?)
"Mwahahaha I'm so awesome"
"Ma'am nooo!"(Elite woman 1)
"Fight me you fiend!!!"(Elite woman 1)
(Duel (Anne) of the iron legion?)
(Yes)
(No)
"Okay"
(Duel start!)
"(Create railgun)"
(Bang)
"Arggghhh!!! My leg!!!"(Elite woman)
(The "General of the women's elite division (Anne) of the iron legion" has become your slave)
(You have leveled up please check your stats)
Character sheet:
Name: (Unknown)
Level: 18
Class: True being (Boss Monster)
Species: Metal slime
Hp: 4672/4950
Hp regen: 9.9/second
Mp: 251 /262
Mp regen: 1.31/second
Strength: 76
Vitality: 99
Agility: 53
Dexterity: 140
Intelligence: 131
Wisdom: 49
Skills
Passives: (Boss Monster),(Gunsmithing),(Energy manipulation),(Sonar)
Active: (Absorption),(Dissolve),(Spark),(Create railgun),(Unstable energy),(Taunt),(Screech)
Title: (Rude Bastard),(Desperate idiot on a battlefield),(True idiot),(Gay Hentai),(Kamikaze)
"Yay! More harem members"
(What the fuck man!?!)
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