@WeEbLoLewd101: DM.

After Vermillion saw this tweet from Lewd he was completely confused and didn’t know what ‘DM’ standed for. He promptly asked Lewd what does DM mean by tweeting:

@VeMilllions: Hello I don’t know what you mean by DM, can you please explain what it means?

After sending that reply, he waited patiently for a response and he got one pretty quickly.

@WeEbLoLewd101: DM Means direct message, It’s that box that has the symbol of a letter on it. Man you really ARE new to this aren’t you.

Having received the reply, Vermillion immediately did what the user instructed. Vermillion was also worried about breaking the ice until he received one message.

Past conversations

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@WeEbLoLewd101

@WeEbLoLewd101: yo

@VeMilllions: Hello!

@WeEbLoLewd101: lets get straight to the point, you are new to twitter right?

@VeMilllions: Yep, I was wondering if you could teach me how to do this.

@WeEbLoLewd101: well the longer you are on twitter the longer you will learn, besides twitter isn’t just one thing, it always changes. New

and trending stuff appear daily.

@VeMilllions: Trending, eh? Can I be trending? At least once?

@WeEbLoLewd101: LOL. why are you asking me? If getting trending was that easy i would have more followers by now!

@VeMilllions: I see…. How do you get followers?

@WeEbLoLewd101: well you just tweet stuff that people find interesting, there is also the possibility of buying bot followers but i don’t recommend you doing that because it’s pretty obvious and you will lose reputation and everyone will think you’re a scumbag.

@VeMilllions: Really?!

@WeEbLoLewd101: Yup. i don’t recommend it kid, just tweet stuff that people find interesting or jump on ongoing bandwagons.

@VeMilllions: Ok then, mind if you tell me how do you do that using ‘memes’?

@WeEbLoLewd101: memes huh? Well just upload the most random and most unoriginal shit you can think of and tweet it and pray to the twitter gods your tweet gets noticed.

@VeMilllions: Do you think mine will get popular someday? The tweet you replied to?

@WeEbLoLewd101: Nope. allright i have something to do and i’m kind of busy, so i'll probably talk to you later. Cya

@VeMilllions: Alright! Thanks for the conversation!

“After my conversation with Lewd I think I get the gist of it, well maybe..” he said to himself as he let out a soft sigh.“Trending huh. I’ll do whatever it takes to just get a glimpse of fame!”

Vermillion with excitement clicked on the Home button and checked what’s trending right now

#Name5boybands!

#PrayForIslamBecauseIt’sAReligionOfHate

#ThePresidentIsOrange

#GhostInTheBell

#Pepsi

#ThankYouCocaine

#NewNutcrackerisRacist

#ThisSnickerbarsAreSexist!

#BlackLivesMatter

#AllLivesMatter

Vermillion groaned as he looked at the ‘Trends’ section. “It’s all politics and some social justice warrior crap that I don’t give a shit about!” he complained “Why isn’t there something trending that I actually care about? Like I don’t care about pepsi its poison in a can” he said. “How am I gonna get exposure by tweeting these kinds of hashtags anyways!” he said fuming with anger.

Vermillion, after that, started complaining and started typing out a tweet

@VeMilllion: What is up with all these hashtags!? #Pepsi? Why would I care about toxic and poison in the form of a can!?

@VeMilllion: #ThankYouCocaine? For what? Destroying our country and letting people die because of the war on drugs!? What a WORLD I AM LIVING IN!

@VeMilllion: Here to remind you that :#BlackLivesMatter and #AllLivesMatter aren’t sports that you could say “I WIN!” you bigots!

@VeMilllion: Boy, Bands, Are, Shit, Retards. #Name5boybands!

@VeMilllion: #ThePresidentIsOrange? Nice hashtags, Captain Obvious.

@VeMilllion: #ThisSnickerbarsAreSexist? Chill guys, have a Snickers.you badly need it,

@VeMilllion: #GhostInTheBell? Wait..Don’t you mean Ghost in the shell? Wha-.

After Vermillion complained about these stupid hashtags, he started getting replies and likes but they were divided on two sides, some were insulting him while others were praising him

Vermillion obviously was really happy about this but he didn’t expect his little rant to get this much feedback and attention. However, he didn’t care as long as he gets attention that’s all that matter to him, although he was getting quite pissed about some of these replies but he didn’t reply to them as it won’t matter and he knew this from life experience.

After a while the replies settled down and it got much calmer because he almost deleted those tweets because of the harassment but he endured till the end and he even got some followers out of it. “They weren’t kidding eh? Say something and you’ll get something back.” he remarked. “Well it doesn’t matter because my little rant got me some followers and likes, even though it wasn’t easy!” he saw the sunset and that his room got dark and it’s’ nighttime.

But Vermillion didn’t feel sleepy, quite the opposite he felt energetic because of the new followers he got! He got almost 5 followers which may not seem a lot to others but it’s a fortune for Vermillion, “Every follower counts!” he exclaimed.

After he tweeted a couple more tweets he checked again what’s trending but saw that they were the same thing and nothing changed which made him sad but he didn’t lose hope as he thought “Maybe tomorrow there will be something that will interest me”.

After that he got sleepy as he let out a yawn “Oh man I’m already tired?”. He checked his computer watch to see its 11:54 PM, he checked his timeline one last time before turning off his computer, going to the bathroom to do his deed and prepared his bed to go to sleep.

“Oh man today I got a lot of followers and replies and stuff, I wish every day would be like today, but that’s just wishful thinking, well I need to pray to the twitter gods that tomorrow the Hashtags won’t be as shitty as today..” he remarked before he went to sleep.

While Vermillion was softly asleep, his twitter account was still getting a lot replies and sometimes get death threats, if Vermillion saw this he would probably be really angry or even scared.

8:32 AM

Vermillion got up from his bed and he after that went to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face, when he was done with that he turned on his computer and checked twitter really quick and to his surprise his notification count was 99+! “WHAT THE HELL?! AM I DREAMING!? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?” He shouted in joy after he saw his notification count.

@Vermillion

TWEETS 153 FOLLOWING 543 FOLLOWERS 21 LIKES 21

@WeEbloLewd101

TWEETS 15.0K FOLLOWING 73 FOLLOWERS 991 LIKES 17.9K