《I Really Am An Internet Celebrity!》Chapter 7: ‘uncle’
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Vermillion ran upstairs quickly to his uncle’s room upon hearing his voice. Vermillion opened the door of his uncle’s bedroom to see his uncle on a chair with a noose around his neck.
“Vermy?” his uncle asked. His uncle was confused as to what Vermillion was doing here however he already kicked the chair and he is suffocating because of the noose. “Hold on, Uncle!” Vermillion shouted as he grabbed his uncle’s two legs and then grabbed the chair too and placed his uncle’s feet onto it.
“THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING!?” Vermillion angrily asked. His uncle was silent as tears dropped from his eyes, he removed the noose on his neck and sat on the chair “You shouldn’t concern yourself with me Vermy” he said slowly. “I’m just a failure of a husband and I didn’t even fulfill my promise to your parents”.
Vermillion was taken back by these statements made by his own uncle and asked “w-what promise?”. His uncle then silently looked up and locked his gaze onto Vermillion’s eyes. “I promised your father and mother when they were on their last breath that I would take care of you, even if that’s the last thing I’ll do, but look what happened. My wife left me because she was brainwashed by her friends that all men are monsters and just are after their bodies. She left and went to london to spread the false message of men being monsters” he slowly said while trembling. “I truly loved her. I’m already 56 years old, what does she mean by ‘body’? Do you think my dick is going to be that strong for 56 years? Heh I’m just talking to myself nevermind me..”. He then dropped his head and then up again to look at the house that is full of broken glass and alcohol. “When she comes back, she will be very pissed huh..”
. Vermillion was listening to all of this silently while clenching his fists as his eyes were slowly tearing up. Then he cleaned up his tears and then said with determination “Uncle Joe, let’s search for her!”. Joe was surprised when he heard this and almost laughed but he stopped himself and said “Search for her? HA! You want to search for her in the big city of London? Boy, you have grown arrogant” he said while scoffing at his nephew. “Sure! We’ll do that and also fly without airplanes and just flap our hands, right?” he sarcastically responded.
“FACE IT, VERMY, SHE AIN’T COMING BACK FOR ME!” he angrily shouted. Vermillion was shocked to hear this but his expression didn’t change and said “Uncle Joe, if you stay with this kind of mentality nothing will change..we must go search for her in london and make her come back! You must be optimistic uncle because if not you will end up worse than right now and i don’t want that to happen!” he said as he is looking seriously at his uncle. Uncle Joe was shocked to hear this and confused at the same time, why would his nephew who he thought would hate his guts care for him so much? “Vermy, why do you even care? I didn’t even take care of you! I’m a failure as an uncle!” he shouted while crying a flood of tears. “BECAUSE YOU’RE FAMILY! EVER SINCE MOM AND DAD PASSED AWAY, I NEVER WANT TO LOSE ANYONE, I ALREADY LOST ONE AND I’M NOT GONNA LOSE YOU TOO!” he responded while shouting and with tears in his eyes. His uncle was shocked to hear this and felt really touched but he wanted to ask a question but he felt that it’s not a good time to ask a question and instead stood up and looked at his nephew who grew up to be good looking while there were bags under his eyes but he didn’t mind that as he slowly said “Vermy, I don’t think this is going to work, but at least it’s worth a try.” he said while looking seriously at his nephew. “And what guarantees you that she wants to see me? I mean, she left me after all to campaign for man-hating feminism because of what her friends told her.” he asked. “Do you think her friends would also be delighted? I’m a 56 year old man, I think they will play the victim and say I am going to kidnap them or something, heh, or pick up a fight, I can’t do shit.” he added while grinding his teeth. “If it weren’t for those women, I would have my wife with me!” he stated.
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Vermillion then said “Don’t worry, I’m sure your wife still wants you, I mean, no matter how you think about it, no one will leave their husband and join something that will never be fulfilled, she’s a mature old woman as well and pretty sure she won’t just leave you like that.”.
“Anyways, you should come to my house, it’s really empty with just me living in it.” he invited his uncle to his house because he felt alone living in his parent’s house and with his uncle there, that feeling can slowly fade away.
His uncle then responded “Yeah! I am definitely taking that offer because I can’t stay in this house for shit.” he responded while looking at his half broken house. “We should clean it up tomorrow because if we don’t, your wife will probably destroy us when we come back with her haha!” Vermillion said while laughing to himself. “Heh! You’re right, she would be pretty pissed, she has a slight OCD but I think every married woman has that but I’m just spouting stuff” Joe responded. “Well then, you should stay the night at my house.” Vermillion said and then his uncle responded with a nod.
After 15 minutes of walking, none of them said anything and it was really awkward but Vermillion didn’t try to start up a conversation and when he was about to they already reached the house. “Alright, we are here, please take off your shoes, go wash your hands and face and change your dirty clothes because I am going to make some food because I am hungry and I’m pretty sure you are hungry as well” Vermillion said while taking off his shoes and running to the kitchen preparing some vegetables.
“HA! You sound like my wife. I really hate it when she commands to do everything” he laughed and then took off his shoes and went to the bathroom to wash himself. “Hey Vermy, I think I’m just going to shower so can you turn on the heating?” Joe asked. “Yeah, sure, I was about to tell you to shower because you smell like shit anyway!” he jokingly said while he turned on the heating.
30 minutes later
“Ahh~ it feels so good to shower here again~ it’s been a while” uncle joe said with a towel to his hips to hide his thing while he was using another towel to dry his hair with “hey vermy is the food ready yet?” he shouted while his stomach was growling.
“Yeah! I was about to say that the food was ready!” Vermillion made some simple potato stew with some soup and rice, he already had the rice in his fridge and it was some leftovers but he didn’t mind and he was pretty sure his uncle won’t either.
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“Oh man, you know how to cook!? This is looking to be pretty good! I see brother raised you well!” he said while sitting down and looking at the food like he hasn’t eaten for weeks. Well it may be true but who knows?
“Yeah, my mom used to scold me that I should learn how to cook because the food isn’t going to be made by itself or something like that. I learned a few pretty good dishes but none of them compare to my mom’s cooking of course!”
“I see you quite like your mom’s cooking, eh? Her cooking was top notch i gotta say so myself and every dish she made was delicious and left you begging for more!” he told his nephew while taking a spoon of the rice and drinking some milk . “I need some milk for these old bones, don’t know if it will do anything though haha.” he asked.
“You must drink it anyway because my mom said that no matter the age, milk is important and she said that she used to force my dad to drink it every morning even though he hated it so he can work on the fields a little longer.” Vermillion asked.
“I see your mother hasn’t changed, she used to force me to drink it too but I never complained, she was a fierce woman that would do anything to keep you up and cheerful even if using some nasty ways” he said as he shuddered while remembering those days.
After having finished the dish, Uncle Joe thanked Vermillion for the food and then yawned. “Oh man, I am really sleepy.. I haven’t had a good rest because I was thinking of my wife the whole time. I think today i am finally going to take a good sleep and just sleep peacefully without thinking TOO much about my wife. Well see you tomorrow and you should sleep too.” after he said that he went and put on some pyjamas and then went to sleep in his old room.
“Alright goodnight, Vermy!”
“Goodnight Uncle Joe!”
When Vermillion heard the door shut, he quickly cleaned up the dishes and went upstairs to tweet.
@VeMillions: hey does anyone here know anything about london?
Vermillion was quite anxious when he tweeted this because he honestly doesn’t know what to do! He never left the countryside and he sure as hell doesn’t know anything about london except the big ben and that the queen lives there.
30 minutes later he got a notification and he quickly clicked on it to see it was Lewd
@WeEBLoLewd101: Yeah, I live in london and know a place or too. Why though?
@VeMillions: I am going to london and I am looking for a missing relative there and I don’t know much about it so can you tell me?
@WeEBLoLewd101: yeah sure dude just DM me and I’ll tell you some things that I know.
@VeMillions: alright thanks dude!
@VeMillion:
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@WeEbloLewd101
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