《Diary of a reincarnate in a cultivation world》Chapter Ten -My Immortal grade underwear
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Chapter 10 – My Immortal grade underwear
Yesterday , after the tournament
In front of the immortal cave of Wu Zixu
There was a figure standing in front of the cave, he was wearing a grey, light green coloured robe, he had a scholar look to him, he looked like a lost puppy,
After some contemplating a look of deep determination could be seen in his eyes. “Grandfather this ungrateful grandchild of yours would like to see you”. His voice was smooth like a cool breeze on a sunny day. This was Yu Tian
The door to the immortal cave opened, Tian didn’t enter. “Are you going to come in or not “ a deep voice came from the immortal cave.
“This grandchild has committed a crime, a crime of not being a good grandchild and not visiting his precious grandfather after receiving a gift, that this one did not even had the right to receive . So I will wait here until grandfather gives me the proper punishment.“
“Yes, you did” said Wu Zixu, and the door started to close.
Seeing this Tian begin to panic and said “Don’t you want to know why “ , the door stopped moving seeing the opportunity Tian said with great sadness on his face “ I did not want to disappoint you grandfather, well I knew that even though I had the Wu blood in me and could not form a sword body, and was a disappointment to grandfather, and I did not even have a elemental heavenly spiritual root, I was a disappointment in that regards to, so I did not want to disappoint grandfather further by wasting my time doing stupid things . So I have been working hard cultivating, and practising my poor sword skills, so that I don’t tarnish my dead mother’s sword art. “ There, I used the fact that I think that I am a disappointment because I don’t have those 'cheats ‘ still pissed about that, and my dead mother to lure that old monster, now let’s if he will take the bait.
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“Come in” said Zixu,
“grandfather do you forgive me “
“come in before I close the door you ungrateful disappointment”
A little harsh but still took the bait ‘ he he'
“What was that ? “
“Nothing, I said nothing grandfather”, Tian tensed, can he hear my thoughts, Tian thought as he went in the immortal cave.
An old man sitting in a loutus position on a small stage in the middle of the cave.
“I am more than a ten thousand years old , do you think you can fool me, I heard that you were chasing after the skirts of that grandchild of the Xi clan elder from the North , who came here as a guest. “
Who Xi Yu, lies, I was not ‘chasing skirts’ , I was teaching her lessons on cultivation. “
“Really you think cultivator in the peak foundation establishment stage, have to teach a granddaughter of a orgin immortal. “
“Her grandfather was busy ,so I helped ,”
“And what about chensong going on about you giving him a itching disease using a club”( in chapter 6)
“That was part of a plan to defeat him in a spar, we are going off topic here “
“Mm what do you want “ he asked. “I don’t want anything, I want to help you to protect me “ Tian said. “You what”, there was true disappointment in those word, then Zixu said “ the sword I forged for you wasn’t that enough for protection. “ Even thought the sword of ice and fire was is a great sword and was made from immortal grade materials , it is not very power full, it is only at the foundation stage, what if I need protection from someone power full, if I had a true immortal grade weapon I would be truly protected “ Tian said.
“what about the box of thousand plane “
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“Even thought it is immortal grade , it is no weapon, sure I could store more than ten thousand angry ghost inside it , or maybe trap an immortal in it , only for about roughly twenty five second, it can’t protect me from an attack from one”, Tian said as he unconsciously touched the black box behind his back.
"Then what about the mask of nothingness"
"That too , is not a weapon, and what I wanted was something that can change my face and body were no one can recognize me but at most it can only hide my aura from detection of immortals" I said with a dejected expression.
“You think it is easy making a immortal grade artefact, and material isn’t cheap either” Said Zixu
“I know, but what I wanted was a cloth type artefact, and it is not that big, it has to cover only nether region “
“So you are telling to protect your life you want me to make you a immortal grade underwear “ Zixu said sarcastically
Yes
This was how I got my grandfather to make me immortal grade underwear, under the pretext of protection, to beat a core formation expert. I mean there was a lot of me begging and explaing how it was important for a man to have his pride protected. And that was the most important body part more important than his dantain. And I promised him work hard on cultivation and to never ask him to do something like this never again. It took some time but at when I left the immortal cave late at night I had a an immortal grade under wear with me.
The immortal grade underwear was black, and looked like a boxer, and it could fit change shape and size to fit you perfectly, ( for future purposes)
Today, while the leg of the Bo Hua was going for the nether region of Tian
Haha, my plan is set, I got her worked up and made her loose focus all for this moment, the perfect trap, especially made for her .
I trained in sword for over a ten years, the least thing I can say I could do with a sword is that I could keep it in my hands and I was in foundation establishment stage I could control it using telekinesis , that did not mean I went for my sword,and my storage artefact was full of weapon.
As her leg hit my nether region nothing happened, she was only in core formation and she did not use any arts in her kick, only her body power behind it and she was not a martial cultivator, unlike me so the power behind it did nothing. With my nether region protected, it did not have the affect on me, but on the other hand looking at the face Bo Hua was making , I think I scared the girl for life.
Well I did not wait for the girl to react, and called my sword back and at the same time I took a five inch long wooden club from my srorage ring, I used the sword in my right hand to hit her sword,which broke,I want her to pay foe what she and I was not brutal as her so I went for her sword .And using the club in my left hand I clubbed her with my five inch long club and sent her flying, in her confusion she hit the walls of the stadium and blacked out.
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