《I'm Probably The Main Character Right???》Chapter ? Dumpster fire, (may your brain cells burn Mwhaha)
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Chapter ? Dumpster fire, (may your brain cells burn Mwhaha)
(Just to clear this up this is not story related)
Yo Apollo, have you heard the news? Jeans are out, joggers are where they are at! And also socks with sandals are where it's at!
Yo, godie is there something wrong with yo head? Like seriously? You seem so out of character, you usually are the fashion police of the gods, our author would not do this to us without reason, we gotta fix you up!
Hey Zeus. help me out, and fix her up, she's got something wrong with her! She can't possibly be for real! I dont know, take her to yeetus, he probably bonked her or something, after all, today is April 1, To be honest, I dont care cause this isn’t canon, this is just a sample chapter, a side story, or something I dont know, just go get him!
Hey, yeetus! Yes, apollo? Would you like some bonk? Nah just fix godie or else I will cook you like rats as*!
FIne here ya go
Bonk
Hey apollo why are you blue?
Bro, what did you do?
Just gave her the blue stick
Bro just give her the anime physics first!
Ok.
*bonk*
Hey apollo why do I feel splendid?
Thanks but now can yo8 make her normal but let her keep anime physics! Hehe
Aight
Bonk
What is that bonk sound, this bat stick is not even a wooden bat? It’s just polyvinyl! Like I just made a pool floatie?
Oh wait it’s just the music guy Dracula carry on,
(Editors Note)-Don’t ya think this is too stupid?
Nah
Aight
As the bonks kept going godie changed and changed, keeping her anime physics thanks to apollos’ requests, as he did he finally told him, right fix her for real or I will do it. But like I said, keep her anime physics!
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Fine
Why am I on the floor, and why do I have a bump on my head?
Cause, you feel on the floor, and why is yeetus here? He told me about where he found you, and why do I feel different? I dont know Godie, just go for a run, I will be here with you, fine apollo, by the way how are we gonna prank the gods, after all, today is April fools, I dont know, But I bet almost everyone reading this chapter has popped off. Yup
The real chapter is coming in next week. So I apologize for the inconvenience- The foolish Author
And a message from yeetus -
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