Shadows stretched across the Abandoned School, bathing it in a tide of darkness. Its form stood imposingly at the center of an eerie forest with no hint other hint of humanity’s touch for miles. Despite being abandoned, the School showed no signs of descending into ruin. Everything from the foundation it was built on to the classrooms to the building itself was as pristine and as functional as it had been during its prime. Students and teachers may no longer walk its halls, but you’d never be able to tell that from its appearance.

Fifteen identical portals opened up at random locations throughout the School, depositing the Grand Experiment’s valuable test subjects onto their proving grounds.

A dark-skinned amazonian woman bursting with strength.

A man dressed like a butcher, holding a bloodied cleaver and wearing an apron covered in dark stains.

A teenage mime atop a yellow unicycle.

An armored samurai with eyes glowing an unnatural red.

A thing of unknown gender wrapped completely in leather and crawling on all fours.

A woman whose entire getup was immodest and as distracting as could be save for the strange mask that she wore on her face.

Each one different from the last, unique in their own way. For it was because of that ‘uniqueness’ that they were chosen to participate…

Actually, no. This Mission just so happened to have a higher than normal number of weirdos. Don't use these guys as benchmarks. The other test subjects aren't so damned strange! Seriously! How does the Entity expect me to do my job as the Narrator properly with these damned dogs as the characters!?

Screw it! I quit!

*Slam!*