I run to the clothing store in front of the sealing store.

Convenient.

Maybe the man was hanging out here because their wife or girlfriend is shopping? I don't know.

"Oy, Let your friend go shopping."

One of the Konoha Nin then said,

"Well, If she use her own money! I will!" I then said with an annoyed face, The man and his friend then laugh.

"It's alright, You're a ninja. We can make more each mission to make money. Come here and chat with us." One of the Konoha Ninja who using the jacket, Either a Chunin or a Jonin, said to me as he pat the empty chair beside him.

I then look at the chair that being patted and then the store where Ami probably needed someone that hold all of her clothes once again.

"Yea, thanks." I then nod and walk to the chair put my tired ass to the chair.

They all then just laugh.

Then suddenly we just becoming friend. The anime was no joke when they said the Konoha Nin is so nice and friendly. Damn,

"Really? His wife really did that?" I then ask as I try to stop my wheezing.

The man then nod,

"Yea, she spend their whole saving for a necklace and found out it's fake! So then she posted a mission for Chunin and Jonin, like 10 of them to get the money back! And find out that it was her own husband that cheated their own money because he is tired of her spending money like crazy!" The guy then said as he take another puff on his cigarette.

I then keep wheezing.

I don't know why, but somehow I found that funny.

"So what about you? Any story bout your mission so far?"

I then try to search on Lima memories, but the only interesting one is Ami accident. I then shake my head in negative to the Konoha Nin.

"Nah, Not much of a mission taker"

Then all of them were laughing at her.

"Yet you offer yourself to pay for your friend?"

I shrug at that,

"What can I say, I am a nice person," Bullshit.

Then with that, they all stop laughing at stare at her face for a long time. Then the smoker one snort.

Causing other to snort as well,

"Yea right, and we are not the 'tree hugger',"

"Well, Are you not?" I then ask with an innocent face, Which somehow I received a middle finger.

"Nice one, So what is the Sand walker doing in Konoha? Participating or just watch?" The guy with a blue hair then ask,

"Watch, Ami right there was from a small village, so I offer her if she want to see the big village up close and how the ninja fight,"

Then the blue hair laugh,

"The one who will fight is a Genin, there's no fun in there,"

I then shake my head, "Well, us Sand Walker is participating, so there will be a fun,"

"Oh, really? Did the Sand Walker participating?" Then the green hair ninja ask with a baby voice, mocking her.

"Not to be stuck up or anything, but we got Gaara, " I then smugly said with my nose up.

The green hair then laugh, "Gaara? Who is that?"

"He's our bestest Genin obviously!"

The other just look at me with a skeptical eye,

"How good?"

"Really good, All the mission he took with his team, was all completed. A rank and B rank!" I then brag,

"Well, shit. Konoha may have been fucked then," The blue hair then said,

"For the new Genin we may, but we got some veterans around somewhere. Like that Hyuuga kid," The smoker then said.

Then the nin surrounding then nod in agreement.

"Hm, a Hyuuga going to participate?" I then ask, Pretending to think for a second. As Hyuuga is well known for their 'All Seeing' eyes. And normal person will actually act this as they are concern.

Or something like that.

"Yeah, we got Uchiha too,"

"Wait, The Last Uchiha?" I ask with my 'shocked' voice.

The Konoha Nin surround me then went smug,

"Yup, I heard that he gain his Sharingan on his way to the Rank A mission, " The guy then takes a puff on his cigarette,

"Wait, from my knowledge, he's a freshly graduate Genin though." I then point out the obvious, even though I already know what happened. Perhaps this is a AU, so it is different from the Cannon.

Also, with me helping Zabuza and Haku,

It's already fucked the Timeline by tons. So I am not sure how Sasuke gain his Sharingan without Haku,

"Yea, it was a random C rank, but then shit went down and it's now an A rank! Saving the Mochi land princess to boot!" The blue hair guy then said,

I let my mouth drop.

Wow, No matter how I fucked the universe, or the timeline, Somehow the Protagonist will gain his own powerful tools at the end.

Well, now I know that my action is only a small ripple on the ocean.

So I will not worry about my own action then.

"Yea, Our Genin saving a princess. How about yours?" The green hair then said as he smirk.

"Tons," I then said,

"Mhm, like we believe you," The green hair then roll his eyes.

With that, I then see Ami run toward her way with an excited face. "Lima! Lima! Do you have 2,500 Ryo?" She then ask,

I then chocked.

. . .

In the end, I manage to have Ami to only spend 1,000 Ryo.

Which is a Bargain to her,

Now. If only I can find where's my captain of Lima's squad and it is all good.

"Ok, so stay here alright? And this is 1,000 Ryo, Just incase you get hungry and want to buy something," I then said to Ami as she sit down on the futon from the Inn.

Ami then nod at her,

"Thank you," Ami then said,

I then just shrug. "No problem," I then mumbled and walk out from the room.

I rent out 2 room, just incase Ami try to killing myself and found out about my 'special' healing problem.

Then Ami will tell that to the Konoha Hokage or someone and then I will be sold to be a human experiment.

Like I would even want that,

I then decided to walk around until 1 see a random ninja with a Suna headband.

Which 1 did,

"Hey, do you know where's Kazekage at?" I then ask.

The Suna Genin then look at her, And nod.

"Probably at the Hokage tower, Talking about important stuff. You should know that, you are a Chunin." She then scoff and leave.

"Rude kid, That's why you stay as a Genin." I then mumble,

"We can hear you. Also, mind you, we WILL be promoted to be like you, just much more younger and experience," She then smirk.

"Oh yea? Taste my fist you 'experience genin'?" I then taunt them as I hold my fist and ready to punch them.

Not sure if I am strong on this body for this world categories of 'strong', but maybe this Genin will be the testing.

The Genin then shake their head and run.

"That's right. Run you coward," I grumbled.

Then I notice something crucial. She forgot to mentions where the Hokage Tower at.

Then I look around and notice the tallest building, which located in the middle of the Village, "Smart," I then mumbled.

. . .

"Thank you Kazekage Sama," I then bow as I grab the money pouch,

I know that man ain't no Kazekage but Orochimaru. So I will try to leave as fast as I can, And all I just need to find is my man.

Maybe I should be a missing Nin instead.

I heard that being a missing Nin is free.

"Yea, That sound good." I then giggle in happiness,