《Wasted Times☯︎︎.》06 "take a nap with my kidnapper."
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"𝚂𝚝𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚢𝚎𝚊 𝚒'𝚖 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚊 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚒𝚜𝚝 𝚒 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔𝚒ng 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝, 𝚒'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚠𝚐 𝚊𝚒𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎, 𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 𝚘𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚗'𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍𝚗'𝚝 𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚣𝚣."
"Move bitch, move." Yuan yelled as I was packing ha little ass out.
"Nah remember yu got allat mouf remember yu was gone beat ma ass n flush ma weed downa toilet member? Yu wanted ta come in dere and punch people inna mouf talm bout yuh not getting no attention..." chuckling I pinned her hands behind her head and bit the shit outta ha shoulder...yea I still remember her biting my ear.
"Kaiiiiii." She whined squirming under me, then outta no whea gone sock me square in mah chin.
"That hurt bitch gone bite me like I don't got feelings. And I'm numb to life." She mugged.
"Aye how da fuck-chillat yu needa chillat foh I really beat yuh ass ain't nobody playing withchu jit."
"Bitch I outta *bink.* stop *mink* talking to me *boop* I *domp* don't *bop* gotta *dink* listen *mink mop bop* to yu if ion want to." Hitting me between words.
As soon as she seen my face she stopped and starting running up them stairs but it was to late I'm finna beat ha ass.
I laughed loud as hell running into her room, finna tear dem thighs up.
"C'mere, Ian een gone hit yuh forreal." I laughed seeing her inna corner with her hands up.
"No I'm SORRY I swear.I won't hit you again I'm sorry I'm sorry."
"Ight, stop yelling."
As soon as she let her guard down I start beating her ass, Definitely finna give ha two dead legs instead of 1. She got me fucked up. What JT said I am not one ah them.
"Wait bubba, stop,KAIIII, bro I'm not-OWWWW." she started running away to her bathroom.
"Stoopid ass niggah!!!." She started chucking stop from her bathroom at me.
And here comes a fabreeze bottle, and here comes a bottle of dove, wow lotion. Neva did ha ass throw a razor.
"Ight bet." I went in her bathroom and grabbed her by her pony tail while she grabbed me by my goatee.
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"Let da fuck go na, i promise if yu lemme go right na I won't een hit yu ima leave yuh be mama THAT SHIT HURT." She bit my chin.
"Okay sir."
As soon as she let go I walked out her room. Don't nobody got time for her. I smiled and almost had ta slap myself, cus no we cannot like the hostage.
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"How ima cheat on yu, WE NOT TOGETHERRRRRRRRRR me and yu NOTTA COUPLE." Mari yelled waking me up out of my sleep.
"Bitch how you not mad ain't you fucking the niggah too, what if I had something, your weird hoe how you fucking on a niggah you know fucking other people." A unknown ass bitch screamed.
"I mind my fucking business...I don't care what he do we not together. Wouldn't be with a ain't shit ass niggah." I could barely hear Jordyn say.
Getting the fuck up out my bed ta go see what's happening in MY house. These niggahs be acting like they don't have THEIR own fucking houses. Weirdo ass niggahs. First thing I went to do is brush my teeth. Walking down the hall to Yuan's room because if she let these people in the house ima split her fucken melon.
"Yuan." Walking into her room I saw her knocked thee fuck out. Hair everywhere. Just looking....a fucking mess.
"Mamas" I shook her.
"Hmm"
"It's people inna house wake up."
"Mhmm."
"Yuh gotta get up mama."
"Nooooo." Whining she started sitting up and wiping her eyes.
"Why can't you just stay in here and we take a nap, then poof when we wake up they'll be gone"
Yuan tried to plead while pulling me down, as I was trynna pull her little buff ass up.
"gurl I'm not gone fight yuuuu, me no know yuu, your irrelevant." We heard Jordyn chuckle from downstairs.
"Ohmyfuckengod, all I wanted to do was take a nap with my kidnapper was that to much to fucking ask." Yuan mumbled stomping downstairs.
"She deflee like meh." Running past her down the stairs I stopped pinched her side and kept running.
"What's the problem cus ion een know why y'all all up in mah house like dis, ion even like det." I mugged everybody while Yuan monkey ass was trynna get on my back. So I bent down so I could grab her.
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I smirked as she put her head in my neck. Really a big ass baybeh.
"Ion know this don't got nothing to do with meeee." Jordyn chuckled laying on Mari lap with her legs in the air looking up at her nails.
"BITCH GET OFF OF HIM LIKE THAT HE DONT EEN LIKE YOU." The irrelevant bitch yelled.
"Stop talken to her like det. Why yu een still her get the fuck out jhit. Why did yuh follow me here inna first place. Now when I have one uh them beat yo ass ima be the bad guy. Bitch yussa whole weirdo. Yu acting dayroom as fuck yo." Mari loud ass voice boomed back
They started bickering. Na ima beat everybody ass because y'all gone wake up Yuan cry babey ass. Don't nobody got time for allat.
"Ohmyfuckengod, just tell me what happened so I can deescalate the situation in full." Yuan picked her head up.
"Okay so what happened was she followed me here........"
I sat down and listened to this bullshit ass story of what happened. Mari just need to keep his hoes in check.
"Jordyn and your okay with sleeping with him knowing he got other bitches he fucking?"
"I know he wasn't fucking her, Yu listen. All the days she said he was at her house he was with me. The times and everything. That's the first reason I'm not tripping. Second one the bitch is dumb she said she be at his house cooking..bitch how I live with the niggah, Also I'm not finna argue about no niggah not finna get mad or cry over one. Especially if the niggah not mine and he ain't shit." She mumbled the last part.
"Exactly, she green as hell, then she decided to follow me from mah house to yours Kai." Mari tried to reason.
Before I could even tell the bitch to get out. Yuan ass threw a vase at her head.
"Done pissed me off I could've been asleep. Dreaming bout some niggah breaking my cellulite down. But instead I'm trying to calm down a situation that the two people that I actually wanted to calm down don't give a fuck. Ouu stoopid ass bitch I should beat yo ass." She mumbled walking up the stairs.
"Come on Kai!!! And somebody get the stoopid bitch out our fucken house."
"Ourrr." Mari questioned in a Soulja boy voice.
"Yuinherbusinessdontdothat." Jordyn rolled off his lap dragged the gurl outta my- OUR house as Mari followed.
Going to my room i heard Yuan start screaming.
"NOOO WHERE YOU GOING COME TAKE A NAP WITH ME BITCH NIGGAH. STOP PLAYING WITH ME."
"Stop telling me what to do midget."
"comeeee herrrrreee please."
"Nope." I popped the P and walking inta her room while she was sitting up in her bed pouting.
"Stupid I thought you weren't coming." She layed down mugging me.
"Yuh don't even like me Whatta yu want lul niggah."
"To take a nap, thought I said that already. Come on." She said doing the grabby hands little kids be doing.
"Big ass baybehhhhh." I took off my pants and shirt looking at her looken at meh. I bucked at her and she stuck her tongue out with that I layed down with her.
"If I rub your waves backwards what yu gone do."
I mugged the fuck outta her.
"I outta beat yuh ass just foh thinking about it."
"But I- mean ass bitch."
"If I'm mean why you laying on me."
"Becaus- cus I can shut the fuck up. wHy YU lAyINg On Me bitch ass cus you comfortable." Duh."
"Yuh bipola as hell." I mugged her getting up so she can fall offa me.
"Wait noooo, what's your full name."
"Why yu in mah business child."
"You don't gotta tell me. I don't really care."
"It's uh I think it's uh orange."
"Niggah whattttt."
"I uh ok. It's Ky'lan Makai Brooks."
"Oh."
"OHHHH, see I thought my name was cute yuh gone hit meh with ah oh. Done hurt mah little old feelings."
"Elohel, you want to know mine."
"No fuck yuh."
"K."
"Gurl fine."
"It's Yuan-Soleil Fortune."
"Ohh so yuh first and second name one?." I was interested in this now.
"Yhup."
Now let's go to sleep. Goodnight.
"It's not een night."
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