《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》richwillfuckurbitch
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hoes here is a small lil instagram chapter bc y not? also i struggled w this chapter. i couldnt come up with good ig names.
trashmouthrichie
: I felt like being soft |pic cred- @badassbeverly|
badassbeverly; what the shit is this?
trashmouthrichie; pardon? @badassbeverly
grettaaa; look at ur dm's ;)
stan.uris; omg now i know how u get pussy
badassbeverly; uh u changed your username from 'richwillfuckurbitch' to this!?
trashmouthrichie; well yeah, people kept thinking I was rich and trying to buy their girlfriends from them... Bev, I got death threats
trashmouthrichie; yes stanson its bc im cute and soft. maybe if u tried u could get laid
denbroughbill; hahahahaha 'death threats'
georgiesboat; thats a good picture of richie bev. @badassbeverly
stan.uris; y arent u wearing ur glasses?
trashmouthrichie; oh this was taken right after that punk ass bitch henry stole my glasses and broke them.
hbowers; im gonna fucking rip ur face off bitch.
trashmouthrichie; uhnunununu i can hurt u through a screen uhnunununnu *he said mockingly not giving a fuck*
badassbeverly; shit dude ur gonna get murdered tomorrow at school
badassbeverly; awww thankyou georgieeee!!! @georgiesboat
kaspbrack; wow, bev was right. u are hot
bennyboyhanscom; eddie told me to look at this pic so i am
trashmouthrichie; is eds hitting on me? @kaspbrack
kaspbrack; i didnt tell you to! @bennyboyhanscom and no, no i wasnt. bev just told me u were hot on instagram and so i looked for myself. im just being honest here
_mikehanlon; # sof boy
trashmouthrichie; omg @badassbeverly im not gay plz stop trying to get me and eddie together
badassbeverly; iM nOT GaY
stan.uris; this is funny.
denbroughbill; not really @stan.uris
trashmouthrichie; guys, guys. stop fighting over me. there is enough dick to go around @stan.uris @denbroughbill
badassbeverly; he said 'not gay at all'
a/n my netflix ends january (my heart burns there too)14th and im crying in the club bc no
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