《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》im sorry but we could never date
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; hey the 90s called. they said they wanted the cure for cancer. i said we didn't have it... they were pretty devastated
; uh... okay?
; and how is this relevant
; hey mom
; ugh for the last time
; please just be my mom at least
; NO.
; what are you doing?
; more like who am i doing
; omg did it happen
; no well sorta but ultimately no.
; did what happen?
; oh ya know, me fucking stans dad
; WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
; bahaha
; i ship it
; i thought u shipped me and eds
; but u said its never gonna happen
; well people say things they dont mean
; well u meant it
; omg do u like eddie
; whahahahahat!?
; can i tell now?
; fine
; RICHIE LOVES EDDIE
; ha what
; i knew u would
; ok and?
; im gonna tell him
; he already knows
; what?
; he figured it out
; what did he say?
; he said it was really sweet that i like him
; well go make out already
; thats not how it works.
; yeah. ur not making out with bill are ya?
; i wouldn't mind
; really? right in front of my salad
; ok imma go now
; hey eds
; hi richard
; i have something to say
; i dont know, I've never told anyone this before
; u can tell me, its fine
; its just... my dick... its the perfect size
; uhh?
; gosh eds do u not stan josh ovalle?
; who?
; omg this relationship is over
; what relationship
; hahaha the one that hasn't started yet, eds.
; but u already ruined it. im sorry we could never date
; what the fuck?
; its ok to let out the pain eds. ill always be here for you.
; richie, we need to talk about ur little crush thing.
; hahaha what crush?
; rich.
; look ill get over ya, eds. its not like ur perfect in every way with ur little inhaler and fanny pack that isnt in style anymore.
; i just think it wouldnt work... you know?
; yeah. totally. i get it.
; richie?
; yes edward?
; im sorry. can we still be friends?
; sure edward.
Richie stared at his phone in disbelief. Had he really just made a fool out of himself in front of Eddie?
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: i know i am not enough for you, i would have tried to be though.
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a/n this bitch angsty... yeet.
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